University four years classic quotations

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Never participate in any community recruit, unless it makes you president. The reason for any association is to increase the competitive capital of the head of the association.

Never expect which PLMM does not have a boyfriend, do not rule out that MM says, this is because her boyfriend is too much, she can't come.

Never expect to play football to attract MM attention, in school, you can play better, and only your opponent knows, MM will only help your boyfriend, send you both eyes.

Never buy a computer, although your original intention is used to learn, but in the end you will modify it into your game console.

Never point to the waiter's primary mathematics of the waiter in the cafeteria, they will not be higher than the correct rate of two digits.

Never go to the window of canteen waiting for the cafeteria, he will let your sour vegetarian fish into sour soup, the palace is booming into the peanuts.

Never expect every university's quality as high as you, remember that one-third of the people are only equipped with only ... Although many of them will work in the future.

Never go to the online cafes opposite the school to play games, it will let you enjoy the player's life, let you know the importance of money, let you embrace life forever.

Never forget English, the more sad, the more difficult, the more sad, and donate money for the 46th Committee is small, invisible psychological stress will make you a revenge society.

I will never go to the school gate, I will see how they have to wash the dishes, he will let you ... let me spit first.

Never take a lot of books when you have a holiday, how do you bring it back to school? It must have an original. The holiday is used to rest, and all kinds of learning ideas for your holiday will always be imagined.

Never believe online love, beauty is not QQ, the upper words are also stealth. Only girls who have the same needs are only in the web chat. Don't put your own light in an unnecessary investment.

Never buy a mobile phone model that everyone used. From T191 to NOKIA8250, then go to Samsung T108, it will make you look very none.

Never value other features of your mobile phone unless you have a habit of mm. Remember, the maximum use of your mobile phone is to send and receive text messages.

Never expect to be a literary youth that is popular with thousands of girls, you are also famous again, a grand grasshopper called well, can't come for a few days. What's more, I have to take the risk of being smashed by the vast majority of people.

Never look at the university as an educational institution, remember, it is a complete profit organization.

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