There is a call to fall from the electric wire, and the squad leader asked the reason, he said: "A squirrel drilled into my legs, I talked, another squirrel drilled into, I endured, but listened They didn't help but finally, they said that 'The tricks put this pine fruit.'! "
Congratulations! Your wife just gave birth to a big fat child in the hospital, you have been going out for more than two years, nor does it go home. One day, I have an explore with you, I have encountered a meal, I will smell you with your nose, then I will smell me with my nose, then choose to eat me, I feel unfair, ask why, it said it is Hui! One person drunk and drunk, the driver is a lady, this person took the car and took off her clothes, the female driver asked him, he was shocked: "What are you doing in my family, I have a wife. "A man said sad to the wine friend:" I didn't expect my wife. She told me that she and her sister last night, but I actually, I was with her sister last night! "Daughter:" Someone introduces me an object, his father is a director, uncle works in the Foreign Trade Department! "Mother:" The condition is really good, then you are going to marry? " A mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver laughed, and the Air Miss was curiously asked "Why are you smile so happy?" Driver: "If they know that I escape, I will be mad!" Boss: "Why are you today? Late? "Staff:" Because you announced only on the newspaper at home yesterday. "The mother and daughter visited the painting of daughter boyfriend. Mother found a nude portrait like his daughter, asked: "You don't have light to give him a picture?" "Ah, no," his daughter replied, "he is in memory." A County Farmers, feeding pigs every day and eat water, resulting in the "Animal Protection Association" 10,000 yuan - because of the animal. Later, the farmer was changed to feeding pigs and eating Tianshan Snow lotus, and the results were fined 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association. One day, leaders came to inspect and ask farmers to feed pigs. The peasant said: "I don't know what to feed, now I give it a hundred dollars every day, let it go out." Shark looks at a sliding waves and said: "Retriever is really thoughtful. Breakfast There are trays and napkins. "In the original forest in Africa, explorers with local tour guide. Traveler: "Is it safe here, will there be a eating family?" Guide: "It is absolutely impossible! Because the last eating people have been eaten by us last week!" "Tom, what do you do?" "My family's goldfish is dead, I give it a grave." "Is this pit?" "No way, the goldfish in your belly of your cat." Xiao Yan saw the frog and asked her mother: " The uncle is as long as we are, can you be green skin? "Mother:" Hey! Small point, that is because his wife and others have passed the Valentine's Day. "A woman sitting on the park chair People, a child came over: "Mother-in-law, is your teeth?" "It's already no, it's all." So the little child took out a bag of walnuts: "Please take it for me, I have played One will be a ball ... "Teacher:" How to distinguish the hand and feet of the octopus? "Student:" Give it a fart to hear it, you will cover your nose, the other is the foot.
