[Joke] Cattle B is irreplaceable!

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Cow B is irreplaceable!

Cow B The word is inside Beijing dialect, there is such a person:

Basic in the poor countryside, but the talents are different, and they are humorous, and they have a wide range of intersections. At least 3 beautiful MMs at each time every time at the age of 6.

At the age of 16, he went abroad to Stanford University, and 17-year-old return to the National Sports Council won the 10th National Games.

The 20-year-old doctor is about to graduate, and N item has been obtained. The instructor persuaded him to say: "Don't go back, the environment is good." He refused. The mentor said: "There is no doctoral degree!" He gently squatted, returning to the dormitory.

20 years old began to open the company with its own patent. 3 years listed, 5 years entered the country, 10 years to enter the world. At the age of 30, I suddenly felt that I have sold all the shares, immigrated the United States, and do the word song author for Warner Brothers. 1 year later was officially employed in Warner's record to make a producer. Extremely successful, Hua accounted for 80% of the world. Name known the father of pop music in the 21st century. At this point, Warner's monopoly behavior was disgusting, and the opposition to the boss was rejected. Resignation to do an independent producer, do it, just do not give Warner. 1 year later, Warner Brothers Record Company announced bankruptcy.

40-year-old withdrawn from the art, organized a global tour bid, a large number of stars, causing a large number of fans to follow, causing the following changes in the world's economic pattern: the world's first - Boeing; Second; Mai Tao. . . . . .

45 years old invest in Venice team, winning Series, four consecutive years, 4 years of European Champion Cup championship. 50-year-old sells the shares to Hangzhou fishing hidden.

It is found that the World Photography Awards "Fisherman" is ourselves. 55 years old published a philosophy, ethics, aesthetic book, because of its writing is too beautiful, I received the Nobel Literature Award.

60-year-old parents died because of cancer. Resolutely go deep into the folk search, 2 years after 2 years, a laboratory was built in Hangzhou. After 3 years, new drugs can be completely killed in vivo cancer cells without side effects. There is a dispensing between the pharmaceuticals and finding that by-products can be cured in Papinson syndrome. Won the Nobel Medicine Award, but the chairman of the aprovent discrimination refused. The Royal Swedish Society announced that the Nobel Prize was not ranked, and all the funds were donated to the International Sorcererism Foundation.

65-year-old election of the world's top ten outstanding characters selected by NASA, in the invitation of NASA. Suddenly I found that there was an unidentified shadow on Jatsitar, and I went back to the Earth to compile a compiler. I found the tenth planet of the solar system.

70-year-old Hollywood's first beautiful woman, 75-year-old birthday.

80-year-old US and EU intermittent nuclear bombs, the third World War broke out. Set off against anti-war sports, you can cross the Pacific Ocean. There is a reporter in the press conference asked: "I am afraid not afraid of danger?" Answer: "There is nothing terrible, it is worried about sharks." The world's fisherman mobilized, and the world wild shark was basically extinct after March. I spent three months to travel from Xiamen to the Chilean waters, finally exhausted, sink into the sea. The European and American government stopped, and Taiwan was feeling in high-yield return to the motherland. The World Joint salvage team was salvaged in Chile and found that the body was lying on the ancient Maya culture. There are hundreds of millions of tons of gold, from this world financial order. Two years later, Tian Shang Jin Guangshi, this person fanned and pulled an old man to "pounce" flew to the earth and pointed to the old man said to the world: "I can prove that God exists, this person is.

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