[Joke] My love history

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Sender: CBAA (Xiaobin), News District: HIST

Title: My love history [暴 版]

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I just came out from the mother's stomach, I was sent to the neighbors of my mother, huh, I didn't expect me to be born with her, I saw her crying, she saw me.

At the age of 2, I tried to improve the relationship with the rain, but all my attentive was rejected, she didn't forget to add:

Mom, I want to urinate.

At the age of 3, I lost my confidence in the rain and began to pay a girl who was active for me, but she made my young mind was suffering from pain, and it was still scarred.

At the age of 4, I started to take the initiative. At that time, the cousin from Beijing was cried and said that I didn't want to come again later. I was a meal by my family, but her leaving or letting me reject the intestine.

When I was 5 years old, I got a kindergarten, where my sister is really, it is dazzling, and it is easy to take out the hearts of the girl. In that year, I left it left, and the result was delayed for a year.

At the age of 6, I decided that I was going to shoot, I found the most beautiful Xinxin at the time, said, Xinxin we played together, Xinxin said to play kids. I was very disappointed with her, what is fun?

When I was 7 years old, I knew that my mouth was the most popular. I saw our female teacher and her boyfriend hiding in the office, and the result, she fined me with the wall, let me have no interest in the mouth.

At the age of 8, I have encountered my unforgettable love. At that time, I have already arrived in elementary school reading, and I am very beautiful at the same table. We call Lanlan. We will help her, she helps me do homework.嘻嘻

When I was 9 years old, I finally had a skin of the skin with Lanlan. When we rained, I took an umbrella. She didn't prevent her, ashamed her little face like Apple, I was stupid. After Lan Lan, Lanlan, I have to marry her, I also have a vow, I will not marry, since then, I hope that Xiaoyu is raining, and her mother will never pick up when she rains.

When I was 10 years old, I was relieved with Lanlan by a malicious mathematics teacher. Later I knew that he was smashed by the nurse by the health center. I saw it.

At the age of 11, I took the relationship with the small snow in the same table, the reason is that I saw she accidentally bursting into the male toilet, in order to block my mouth, she bought me every day. Haha, I had a white fat.

At the age of 12, I didn't expect this girl to study, I took it to the city's focus, I didn't see me in the city, I know that the bundled love is not long.

At the age of 13, I entered the middle school, and I still have some feelings in the front, because I just remember that I put a worm in her drawer, and her hand turned over my hand. Let me be so comfortable.

At the age of 14, when I was in the class, I liked who I liked, I said in the toilet, I said that the mouth behind the girl is too stinky, the lecturer is right, and I am brutal to her, let me suffer a year of humiliation.

At the age of 15, I handed a piece of paper to the right of Xiao Cui. I didn't expect her to give the paper to the teacher. Her initiative made my vocal pair published and greatly stimulated my literary cells.

At the age of 16, the life of the secondary school came because I was handsome, so many girls were secretly loved to me, and there were active and me, but I called a stupid! So many sisters don't want to make a happiness, and there is a lot of opportunities. Hey ~ This is what I am worried about now.

At the age of 17, the Xiaolan, and the next time, the first time, I cried the wall. I know what is love at first sight. I boldly about her to watch the movie, I bravely extended his hand, didn't touch her slippery little hand, put it to a big feet behind it. When I was 18 years old, when I went to Binjiang Road, I finally pulled her soft little hand, so that I wrapped warm, but after a few months, we will fly, because I finally discovered my charm! At that time, I completely understood that she couldn't help me.

At the age of 19, secondary school graduated, summed up the lessons of the middle school for three years. I decided to make the previous one, so I used all the opportunities to play my life, and the result is of course, I am expected to put them seven. But because my arrogant always wants to find a good, it is wasting for a year.

At the age of 20, I finally bubbled into a beautiful eyebrow rain in my ideal. In my friend's eyes, Xiaoyu bird relies on people in my arms.唉 But who knows that in order to satisfy her material, I almost pour a home. This year I met all domestic and foreign famous cosmetics and tasted them enough. Hey, the lipstick she bought is better to give me directly!

At the age of 21, it was my most brilliant year. I lost my rain. Holding Xiaojie in his arms, and I met Lingling, I decided not to let every opportunity. In an occasion, I finally exposed my conspiracy, and each of them gave me a slap. I have a pain, I decided to come, but because my big man is smashed one by one.

22 years old, how can I do it? Is it self-awaiting, or find a red confidant? What do you say?

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