Hilarious! World fish Daquan

zhaozj2021-02-16  56

1. Wife = salted fish → can take a long time will not be bad

But it is very good, a small mouth can be salty.

In other words, as long as you give her a sweet words, she will love you for a long time!

2. Lovers = Turtang → very sticky

After sucking, you don't have to dialed it, it will fall!

3. Prostitute = Pufferfish → Very good to eat but very poisonous

However, some are rotten, or can only be dried to do decorations.

4. Others' wife = Tropical fish → good-looking but can't eat

This is very important! I have to be able to eat it!

Woman with 5.60 years old = Chai fish → has already done

Fortunately, but it is quite a rhyme "taste". The cat is very allergic to the firewood.

6. Husband = frog or ufei → uneasy in the room, but after all, you will travel home

Ah! Ah! Although I will travel home, it is very likely that I have been satsukah, and salted fish should pay attention!

7. Lovers = squid → especially electric 鳗, will put electricity

It seems that I am not suitable for the way, because I will not discharge, not enough to pull the tongue!

8. Cowherd = Crocodile → Size Tong, eat without spitting

Do you think they are happy? Some of the firewood really will make the crocodile be smashed below, it is too odor!

9. Others' husband = red dragon → worth million

Please, not every red dragon. Some are just a cubic fish, and more meat is less.

10. Old man = squid → no bones, soft, stand up

Stupid! The surrounding merchandise of the old man is worth the money! Squid, squid, squid pieces are quite sold out!

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