Feng Xiaogang, you are still tender
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My wife said, interchange the mobile phone for the loyalty, Valentine's Day. His grandmother, I found that China's first ugly man Feng Xiaogang was originally an old-fledged guy. She married the Xu Fan of Tianxian, and she rushed Xu Meiren to have aesthetically fatigue him, so she took the "mobile phone". Oh, I would like Cui Yongyuan comrades also suffered from harm, and they staged the full martial arts in the past few days. Hey, I am not afraid of changing a mobile phone! As early as Feng Xiaogang reminded the woman comrades, I used the function of the mobile phone to the ultimate. First invest in hardware, buy two exactly the same mobile phone, to prevent accidents, the cartoon avatar and lanyards and colors of the phone from the back of the phone are exactly the same. After the equipment is fully equipped, the official's put on the briefcase, the private shirt pocket. > "> Drops.>"> The official mobile phone sounds, I put a pair of irritated expressions to my wife: You help me listen to who called, it is so late. Oh, time, the seeds of trust are flowering between us! The personal personal mobile phone that is absolutely can't start, and the vibration is your unique choice. Take me as an example, suddenly private calls at home, let the mobile phone are crash in the chest, I have the right to enjoy the microblogger, never talk to the mountain dew, talking between my wife and my son and is a good time. Got! After the hardware OK, you have to increase the technical content of playing mobile phones. In the following example, after going home, I must remember to put the official mobile phone from at least 3.72 meters away (the closer to the wife), there is a phone call from the Mrs. The private mobile phone is a shock, there is a number in the heart, so it is uncomfortable to reach into the pocket, press the "1" button, at this time, the mobile phone "single button call" function is successfully started, but the mobile phone has sounded there, the wife grasped When the mobile phone saw, "Wang Manager came to the phone!", When you are picking up, the phone is not ringing, hey, it is the two-story drama of my two mobile phones, and set the number of the official mobile phone. "One-button Dial" for the "1" key, then put the number of the private mobile phone in the official mobile phone, and famous "Wang Manager", when she just wants to answer, I cut off the phone in time. > ">?? Is Wang Manager, look at my memory, about me to see the sample at night, how can I forget?", Pick up the business mobile phone, a smuggle, run downstairs, smuggling the heat of the sky ... B, if you It is taking a private mobile phone and people talking on the balcony. When you don't show it, you don't have the relationship. It doesn't matter. The call forwarding function can solve the problem in time, this is not ordinary call transfer, but there is a public private network between mobile phones. Mutual "call transfer", after setting, playing any number is inexplicably busy, neither "temporarily unable to connect" after the lower battery, and will not explain it because of shutdown. Of course, the exhalation function is not limited! C, as a perfect mobile phone player, the excellent psychological quality is light. For example, we can't always bring two mobile phones. When you can only bring a mobile phone (of course, you must select a different ringtone for different calls. The official chooses "Laskide Symphony", the private matter chooses "To Alice", so when any call is called, you can listen to the ear, in the heart. After the passage, it is timely adjustment of your facial expression and voice, one by one.
