IT is my brithday
Two weeks ago WASMY 45th Birthday, But I Wasn't Feeling Too Hot That Morning Anyway. I Went to Breakfast Knowing My Wife Would Be Pleasant AndSay "Happy Birthday" and probly have a present for me.
BUT, She Didn't Even Say "Good Morning," Let Alone Any "Happy Birthday."
I Thought, Well ... That's a Wife for you. I Guess, The Children Will Remember. The Children Came Into Breakfast, But, They Didn'tsay A Word.
When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, happy birthday." And I felt a little better, someone had remembered.
I workd untric Noon. Then, Janet Knocked On My Door and Said, "You Know, It's Such a BeautifuLDay Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Goto Lunch, Just You and Me."
I Said, "That's the greatest thing i've heardall day. Let's go."
So, We WEENT to Lunch. We'm The country. We wEent Out Into The Country to a little private place. We Had Two Martinis and enjoyed Lunch Tremendously.
On The Way Back to the Office, Janet Said, "You Know, It's Such a Beautiful Day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I Said, "NO, I Guess Not."
She Said, "Let's Go to My Apartment."
After arriving at Her Apartment, She Said, "Boss, IF you don't Mind, I Think I'll Go in To The Bedroom, and Slip Into Something More Comfortable."
"Sure," i eXcitedly replied.
