Peaks
Big Li bought a parrot, just entered the house, he was so embarrassed to speak.
"Your, speech?" Da Li stretched his neck. Parrot did not respond.
"Your, speech, miyi is thin." Da Li clamned the bug. The parrot still has no response.
"You, don't speak, die, dead!" Big Li stood up his face.
Suddenly, the neck of the parrot, shouted: "Tell the Japanese imperialism!"
Some people raised a parrot and very good fight. One day, the owner placed a chicken in his home into its cage, the parrots and chickens played, and the chicken was dead, and the knock did not have a little bit, but also said: "This is too small to see me!" After a few, the owner did only the eagle put in its cage. As a result, the eagle was also dead, the parrot's Mao didn't have, then it was talking: "It's mother, Laozi is really fighting. it!"
A cargo cart full of hen is driving, male driver on the car with a parrot. Suddenly, the driver found a beautiful woman on the side of the road to stop his car. The driver is pleased to make the beauty of the car.
The truck walked for a while, the driver asked: "Beauty, do you take a look?" The beauty said it; the driver asked: "Beauty, hug it?" The beauty said no. The driver said: "No, go!" Put the beautiful woman.
The truck walked for a while, the driver felt that the beauty was not properly, and the car will be opened, and the beauty will go to the car. After getting on the bus, the driver was repeated, so it took three times.
When the destination, the driver was surprised to find that the chicken with his car was almost empty! I saw a chicken asked by his parrot: "Do you have a beautiful woman?", "Do you touch it?" When the chicken replied, the parrot said: "No, you will go!" And throw the chicken I took the car. Such a car is almost whited by the parrot.
Small X goes to the bird city. I found a parrot price of 3 yuan. So he asked the Seller: How is this parrot so cheap? Seller: My parrot is stupid! Mom, I taught it for a long time. I will only say a word until now - "Who?" Xiao X I want to be anyway, so I bought it. In the evening, he thought "I don't believe it!", So Xiao X taught it to say other words overnight. But in the morning, the parrot still only says "who?", So Xiao X is angry, lock the door to work. After a while, I came to check the aqueous table (short Z). Xiao Z, "Hey ..." (knocking on the door) Parrot: Who? Small Z: check the water gauge. Parrot: Who? Small Z: check the water gauge. Parrot: Who? Small Z: check the water gauge. In the evening, Xiao X came back. I saw someone lying on the ground and spit white foam. Small x: ~! Who is this? I heard the house: check the water gauge.
One person is flying, to the flight attendant, how can I wait, I can't come, I am annoying, I heard someone who shouted behind: "Laozi wants XO? Fucking, find his mother!" Who is so cow *? Looking back, it turned out to be a parrot. I saw the flight attendant and fart, said: "Sorry, I will come." Sure enough, I will take a bottle XO, who knows the parrot again: "Go your mother, you are, my mother, my mother It is mineral water, find you! "The flight attendant is busy:" Sorry, give you this person. "The person thought: I am afraid of horizontal, so I stand up, I shout," I cao your mother , When you want the mineral water, when will you take, find you! ***! "The flight attendant said:" Please wait. "For a while, the flight attendant brought a big big and strong. "It is him!" Big Zhuang threw the person out of the plane. One side of this person thinks, I am a big man, there is no Parrot face, the more I want to take it. Suddenly I saw the parrot was also thrown down, and the parrot said when he was around: "You will not fly, then the cow B?"
A parrot is shakingly into the bar, flew the bar. "Hey, guy! Give me a coater!" The waiter shouted: "We don't sell caterpillar here!" The parrot is a bit angry. "What to do?" The parrot took a sentence, and a shake. The next day, the parrot came again, leaps to the bar. "Hey, buddy! I will give me a coater!" The parrot seems to forget yesterday. "Do you not remember! We don't sell caterpillar here!" The waiter was very annoyed. "Is it doing business?" The parrot said. On the third day, the parrot came to the bar, "哧" 上 台 台 台 台 台"Man! Come to a coater!" The parrot is still an old set. "If you dare to wool caterpillar, I will take your mouth shell in this stage!" Said that the waiter waved his fist. "Troning!" The parrot complained, hurriedly fled. On the fourth day, the parrot actually came to the bar. It flies to the bar, "Man! Give me a plate!", The parrot finally changed. "Rolling! We have no nails here!" The waiter jealous. "So, give me a coil!" Parrot.
There is a restaurant door to raise a parrot. Every time the guest comes in, "Welcome", "Welcome", a lady found this parrot is very fun, then come in again, then go in, the parrot said "Welcome" Miss " Willing, once again, the parrot is also very polite to say "welcome"! The lady is interested, repeating it again, this time is impatient, shouting in the Rioma: Boss, come, have a lady in playing your bird! ! !
