Xiao Bush sleeps in the fragrance, suddenly feeling the shadows in front of him, blinking, see Saddam is standing in front of him, Haha laughing, showing Bush, scared, smashing, do you want to hurry ? Saddam said: "We all use Gao Run!"
Xiao Bush sleeps, suddenly feeling the shadows in front of him, blinking, see that this pull light is standing in front of him, touches his big beard, scared Bush, what do you want to do? This pull lamp said: "I trust"
The uncle of the hometown of the old chicken called and said that receiving a dead chicken in recent days, seeing the books that can not be able to go back. She said, this I understand, the simplest and effective way is to restart
I ran a crab in the bubble, mobilized the whole family, and she found it behind the refrigerator and said, running, I also met you! I saw a spider.
The home is not enough, my husband let her return, she said, the technology market is too far, I don't know if you want a floppy disk or a CD.
You raised a puppy for many years ago, I raised a puppy called your ass, soon you didn't want his face. After three years, you came to my house, I saw the three-year-old butt and said: "If my face is still also There is ass to be so big "
Not every flower can represent love, but the rose is done; not every tree can be resistant to thirst, but white Yang is doing; not every pig can receive SMS, but you did it!
The wolf is coming, and the pig's nest is chaos a group. The pig mother arranges "the big pig will go to block the door! 2 pigs to block the window!" When seeing the pig, the pig came to fire, and the "old three, don't read SMS ! You are more meat, go out to open the wolf "
I heard that you were traveled, and I realized me, I was honest from my little dementia, but I was so bold to society. I dare to take you to sell. I really worry about him, sell it!
I heard that you are very cow, Putin helps you, Bush as a driver, Madonna accomports you to the stairs, Jin Xishan gives you roast chicken, Andy Lau helps you put the garbage, even I have to send you short message!
I dreamed of you last night: We strolled in the small river and cuddling each other. You look up at my eyes, spit out three words deeply ... Wang Wang Wang
Notice: Please receive a SMS to the administrative department to receive a souvenir, including a pistol, and a bullet. First come, first served, end.
Summer high temperature is not retreating, life is dry, the revolutionary work is too tired, the individual is expensive, eat more fruits, I have to go to sleep, find a time party, the place should not be too expensive.
Congratulations on the big prize, please take a hobe, bird gun, and artillery to the People's Bank of China.
Do not move! robbery! All raise hands! Male standing left, female standing right. Abnormal stand in the middle, say you, still watching SMS!
I heard that you were getting crispy, crazy, snorted, full of sweat, the sky, the sky, 噢, 死 仙 ... Hey, nothing to touch the high-voltage line!
Raindrops will become coffee, the seed will open roses, travel is a date, not to experience the lonely taste, not every person, just blame coffee, not drunk, the road is tired, the rain is broken, Only my wife is worth it! If there are thousands of people walking around me, I can also hear your footsteps, because 999 are on the ground, only you are in my heart!
I am a lonely tree. I have been standing by the road for thousands of years. It is only one day, when you walk from the road, I will pour you - mother, If you don't die, you will live.
I really feel distressed when you look at you every day! I haven't only one job for you to play, you should pay attention to your body, but you always say deep and long said: Don't take a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter?
A pretty nurse is a self-QSI patient in the blood test, one is to find the gauze, and if you don't care about the bleeding finger in your mouth, the patient is grateful to the face: "Miss, can you give a urine test again?"
Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really, the sky is so blue, the sea is so clear, you swim in the sea, I took a small tree branch on the shore: 哟 ~~ This little king eight, shell is still very hard !
You is not that year, Huashan is in the middle of the world.
If you are a star, you apise you; if you are a planet, accompany you; if you are a comet, wait for you; if you are a meteor, you will live and die; but why is orangutan! I can only look at you in the zoo!
The two lovely steamed bread decided to get married, but the wedding is a groom can't find the bride. The groom asked a flower roll around him, the flower roll shy: I hate, people wear a wedding dress!
Blurred clouds, blurred rain, blurry weather, blurry you, blurry, I don't know why you shut down? Send a text message tells you that quickly returns to my service area.
One day, a man goes to the hospital to see a doctor, he said to the doctor: "Doctor, what do I eat now, this is not, eat cucumber, eat cucumber, eat tomato tomato today. How can I return normal?" Doctor Answering: "Then you will eat it!"
Quality, like plum, you are generally strong, your character is like glaciers, you have a connotation that you have a connotation, you have a cool, so we respect you "Meichuan Cool"!
you go! Find a favorite worth your love ... I don't know you and your feelings, I know something that something can't force for some distance, just like yesterday, I really can't believe that you will go with people.
俺 者 者 街 街 嘴 信 地 地 地 地 是 是 地 是 是 是 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 邮 邮 地 邮 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地 地Orangutan Muffder! Ah, feminine, to mud!
Let's separate! Because there will be no results in the entanglement, but only make each other scars - I will never learn to wrestle!
At my hero, there is a girl, she is willing to lose life for me, she will say firmly: "You are wrapped with me, I will die."
The sun is shining, you carry a travel bag in the city, finally inhibiting the full cavity, screaming, screaming: Close the bottle is easy to pull! Before the sound, the rhyme is behind, right? Son asked. wrong. The mother is behind, the stepmother is behind. Father answered. Son: The original teacher is still wrong.
Flies and mosquitoes meet online, mosquito excitement: My name is a needle, you are ... flies: Don't worry? I can see the spider climbed over, flowing with water ...
The vast people are floating, and the DPRK is looking forward to waiting, and the past is five hundred years in the past five hundred years. I look back, I found you → Independence street gold sparkling a pile of cattle dung
The test, Xiaoming answer is very fast, Dabao has a question, and sneaks to ask Xiao Ming: What is the answer? Xiao Ding Answance: a. Dabao: A how to write?
If you have a lucky grass, you will have to bring happiness, I will try to find it, then give it to you, I hope all lucky things are falling on you, so be sure to be happy!
The piglets are fascinating, sleeping at 10 o'clock every day, Doulton five bowls see the bottom, weight no, who dares to be better, ask where the pig is? Just smile
One worshiping the heavens and the earth, being heard of the wife; two worship Hall, I am busy with her; the husband and wife are worship, from this tightening belt; send it into the cave room, I squatted her bed
I like to climb to you, I like to touch your one, I like to lying on your arms, I don't leave, I love you - sofa
I miss you is a beautiful, I want you to be an encouragement; I like you feel, I like to think about your mood; I miss you again, love you for a lifetime; ordinary me because there is you, everything makes more meaningful !
First, I want to think about 9 or less, plus 1, then multiply by 2, add 4, then divide 2, finally reduce the number I think in my heart, plus 517, this result is the representative I think What to say to you!
The four wishes of the pig: the surrounding fence is full of the sky, only the pig feed, all butcher, drink poison, the whole country, the letter to teach music, pig, scream, watch the SMS, smirk
The historian teacher asked: "What is the Mother of Dong Zhuoli in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" There is no answer under the platform. The teacher reminded: "Think about it again, this Marlb is also riding." At this time, someone answered: "禅." The teacher is very angry: "Betting, I asked is the daytime !!!"
Me: My first question is that I can answer only 'can' and 'can't' you can't use it for my second and third questions? MM: Yes! Me: My second question is, if my third question is that you can do my girlfriend, then your answer to my third question can not be the same as the answer to the second question. ? mm: · # ¥% ... - * ()
Mr. Miss Miss and Miss: "You are not good." "Why?" Two large waves.
One night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver did not turn his eyes and stared at him, naked man was angry, shouted: Your mother has never seen a naked man! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves!
A American blew to a Chinese: our domestic candidates did not mess, and after recycling, it made a condom from China. Chinese: What is this, we have not thrown with a condom, and after recycling, it makes a cheeper and exports to the United States. 6 Meet 9 said: Go two steps, go two steps, practice anything insert; 0 Meet 8 said: fat is fat, what is the belt of belt; 7 Meet 2: Don't squat, don't kneel Don't marry you; 2 meet 5: I haven't seen the breast augmentation in a few days!
You have a very creative, living is your courage, ugly is not your intention, just God sent a little temper, you have to live, if you don't have you, who can put off the world. Beautiful.
On a day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest, go forward to talk: I am hong tao liu, foreign guest: I am still a square piece!
Abcdefghijklmnpqrstvwxz knows what it is missing? You! If you don't have more joy, it is not the happiness I want, my friend is a lifetime!
Not every flower can represent love, but the rose is done; not every tree can resist thirst, but white Yang is doing; not every pig can see a short message, but you did it. Congratulations!
In the vast sea, when you receive this sincere blessing, please use the whole body to hit the head to the wall - see? Countless stars in front of you are my unlimited care!
I wrote your name in the sky, but I was taken away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but I was taken away by the spray; I wrote your name on the street every corner ... I rely, I was taken away by the police!
You are the sun in my heart, but you are raining; you are the moon in my dream, but unfortunately being blocked by the cloud; you are the most beautiful flowers in my heart, but you have opened it; you are the sky in the sky, but unfortunately face First place ...
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Don't be mad with me! Easy to die! Don't wear it! easy to get injured! Group you are no longer! Unlock you! I will make you into Zhang Haidi! Heavy, let you become a mummy! Give you some face! Can't take care of you.
I am a green onion, standing in the storm, who wants to take me with the sauce, I fly his old ancestors! After passing through the south, drink over the water behind the toilet, the trail is pressed against the legs, and the fool has a mouth. I don't refuse, I miss you!
Love! Happy! Since then, it's big! Get married! Cool! Since then, people have managed! Divorce! Freedom! Do you want to spend money! Hiis! Silly! Lying in bed waiting for death!
I have always guarded you, and I have been worried about you again. Did you eat today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late? I have always known that you will not take care of yourself. Whenever I go, you will jump from the pig bar.
Hello, here is a 168 settlement, your friend is a "when" as a friendship gift. Please hit the face with your head, and I heard "when"? Ok, the song is finished! Because of the thirst, God created water; because of the darkness, God created fire; because I need friends, I will let you come to me, so God has lost a bucket of the meal!
Are you lonely lonely? If so, then you go downstairs to buy a rope and a stick, put the rope on the stick, go to the top of the stick in the wind. Others want to ask you: What is it? You said: I have a wind!
what happened? I just dialed your mobile phone. After the ringtones rang, the mobile phone reminder said: the other party is bare, please call again. Can not believe it! Call again and again: Sorry, the user you have dial has run out of the service area, please call again later.
US Viagra wants to find spokesperson, and finally decided to be held by Chinese men. The slogan is: Can you insist on not shooting 90 minutes? The lens turns to the men's football team, everyone collects shouted: we can!!!
If you are a tears in my eyes, I will flow into your mouth, because I want to kiss you; if you are a tears in my eyes, I will not cry in my life, because I am afraid you!
One person uses a pointed pepper as a vegetable to eat, and others are envious: I can eat pepper is not afraid of my wife. This person sighed: I am a one, but my wife is a whole plate!
The mouse has never found a wife. One day, there is only a bat to promise to marry it, it is very happy. Others laugh at it, there is no eye, the mouse said: You know a fart, it is also a flight attendant.
I am a mouth, you are a film. In the mouth, the tongue is around. Sour is sour, and there is unlimited aftertaste. I want to be in my heart, I have the same year. Once you have, don't have her!
I have a good wife, and I'm too yellow, and my husband is much better, and the life is full of heart and peace. The benefits of the three wives are more, and the children and grandchildren have more fun.
