(Reposted, funny) Xiaomi's poor ...

zhaozj2021-02-16  68

I am born in a very poor family, remember when I was young, my father's life was very bored. I could only count money all day. My mother is also sweeping money; my family lives in the mountains, every time I have to go out to buy things, it is quite Trouble, the opening of 5 hours, the Mercedes-Benz is also 4 hours; although there is a helicopter, it is difficult to find the parking space, it is quite inconvenient; I occasionally go out, my parents are afraid I have been kidnapped. There have been more than 20 guarantees with you, everyone saw me scared, so I started to be excluded from small ... Because the family is in the deep mountain, I am very cold every time, my father said, go out to buy something. Trouble, so there is no warm furnace in winter ... No cotton is ... Every day, I can only accompany my parents to boast the money ... When I sleep, I can only cover the money (I will absolutely warm). I remember it, I once, because the room was too big, I still came out of the room, I didn't run out of the room, I took a urine pants, so, Dad put a small sheep locomotive in my room, so that I can rush out of 1000 within 10 minutes. The ride of the ping, through the 5 km corridor, to the 800 ping toilet (I often get lost in the corridor); Dad is also called another 20 600 pings with a 250-ping small toilet, saying: If urine Wet, change the room directly, if the room is not enough or too small, tell Dad, Dad called someone to cover more, our lives are very hard, you have to endure !!

Now I think of it, my father is a kind person !! I still remember once, my family was thrown, because he broke my father with explosives, so that the gold coin inside is constantly rolling out, and the result is that the thief dies. ... I think that thieves are very poor ... The gold coin is very painful !! He is not as lucky as the thief who is bored by the banknotes. Mom also tells me that our lives are very difficult ... I want to learn hardship ... So I raised my hard work, my future volunteers, I have to find 200 monsters that will only eat money, good home Money is eating light, revenge for those poor thieves!!

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