Wife's hilarious diary (I want to get married when I see you)
In the middle of the night, I woke up, I feel that my husband hugs me, stealing! I thought: This guy is very cool, I didn't expect to fall stuffing when I was sleeping. So I was moving, I am ready to enjoy his hug, I heard that he is fascinated: "Wife! It's cold!" At that time, I can't kick him out.
Watching TV with my husband, the actress in the TV is jumping in ballet, and her husband said to me: "Wife, you are also very suitable for ballet." Heaven! I thought: my husband must feel that I have a good body. But I want him to praise the direct point, so she will continue to ask him: "Why don't you say the ballet?" Husband is a very professional tone: "The ballet is not too big." I suddenly didn't roll down from the chair.
After getting up in the weekend, and the husband said the recent expense problem, I feel that we often spend money, this is not good, so I decided to change the money. At night, my husband accompany me to visit the supermarket. I saw Shaqima, I didn't know which brand I had to buy, so I went to take one, the price is 4 pieces 8, I am preparing to reach out, I heard the husband is not stopping. To: "4, 4, 4 6." I heard the laugh and smiled until it was, it seems that he is serious about our money-saving plan.
One morning, I took a break, my husband went to work, I sent my husband to the elevator mouth, the elevator door opened, I turned to go home, heard the husband said that my husband said, I saw my husband standing in front of the elevator. Stop the elevator door, explore the body's carnival to me: "No one is inside, KISS!" I was so angry and laugh!
Once, I said to the husband while I said to my husband: "You said that my husband will go back to get off work every day, then I don't have to do anything, as long as I go, how much it is." Husband went to me next to me. " Shake me and say: "Wife, wake up, wake up, time is not early." I was completely defeated by my husband.
I like it with my husband to watch the Dragonfly, but whenever I want to change my film, I am very painful, especially in winter, I don't want to come out from the nest. So, every time I stopped, I immediately slept, and I also sent a snoring; my husband saw it, I could only go to bed. When I arrived in the disc, I immediately woke up, I was put into sleepy, what happened: What happened, what happened? Do you want to change the disc? I am coming, I am coming, I am coming. My husband said that I am too bad.
In the past few days, I have forgotten this thing. When I change the disc, I just wanted to call him, but he slept on the side, and it was naturally like a law, laughing at me.
After washing the dishes, the stainless steel pot is brushed, and it is very excited to brush, and finally brush it is bright than just bought back. So very! My husband stationed in a cool dress on the stool of the balcony, I am so happy to play in the pot. He looked at the pot and headed to take a closer look, just not to boast me. When you are asking him, if he uses his hand, if you don't have anything, "Well, this young man is still handsome ..."
At the beginning, my wife said she won't cook. I said: "No, I will do it." Result, now I am doing! Haha.
When he got off work, he went to pick me up, I wanted to buy bananas. Two girls in the company have also been buying. I am very familiar with them, and he is not. I called them: "Too good! I don't have to buy it?" The girl handed me generously: "Just take it!" I only got one, the girl said: " Take more! Yes you! "He also said:" Take two Niki! "Colleagues also quickly attached to him:" Take more points! "He said no, two enough. I am a next, how can he lose my face like this, but he delivers the net pocket, and then handed the two bananas to his colleagues, say seriously: "Thank you!" The next day to work At noon, everyone thinks it and laughs ...
My husband likes to hide at home, let me find him, but the house is too small, I'm easily finding him easily. When he went to sleep (the switch opened by the bed), he saw that he quickly squatted on the ground. Although I saw it clear, (Night vision is very good), but it is not sorry ring. I saw him kneeling for a while, and I cracked over to the bed. I told enough, waiting for him to carefully climb to the bedside, explore the head, I fierce the past, scared him! Haha, laugh!
In his husband, I am a famous myopia; low IQ. But sometimes, he will also go to me. Previous day
Street, in the door of a lively shopping mall, I walked, but I found him back, see him nervous to look backwards. I went to the back of him, shouting his name, he fierce, I didn't see him, or shouted, I was very scared, I was very anxious, I was happy, I held me. Say "Oops, stupid!" Oh, sweet and dead!
I remembered it again: After eating last night, I took a walk in the yard. I suddenly saw a cockroach on the road. I called "my husband, step on, stepped, stepped on it!" Then I also stretched my feet ready to step on, my husband said "Oh, it is Xiaoqiang, let it go." Let me feel that I am very cruel, riot is love.
My husband is sitting at the bus, blocked on the road, sending me a text message, let me go home.
I will give him a text message saying that you will sleep in the car.
He returned: no! If you dream of you are scary!
On a day, I saw the TV sports competition in TV, and I walked on the vowed: "In the future, I want my child to practice sports for the country to glory !!" Husband looked up and looked up and said: "Let him practice weightlifting Let's take a mother! "
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One day, I discussed the silly topic of all people discussed the silly topic "Make a man or a woman." I thought "I have to be a man in my life, let you be a woman to serve me!"
My husband watched me and said, "You also say this for a lifetime" ......
Yesterday and my husband hit the mouse at home, my husband was brave, and she was dead. I am very awkward, but he is very laminated.
I gave my husband for the first time, my craft is really not fine, and the vegetable color made will not be embarrassing. I am so cute, I am so comfortable, while comfortably, my wife doesn't matter, give me a warm, I don't Request
