Congratulations! Your wife just gave birth to a big fat child in the hospital, you have been going out for more than two years, nor does it go home.
2. One day, I have an explore with you, I have encountered a meal, I will smell you with your nose, then I will smell me with the nose, then choose to eat me, I feel unfair, ask why, it said It is Hui!
3. One person drunk and drunk, the driver is a lady, this person took the car and took off her clothes, the female driver asked him, he was shocked: "What are you doing in my family, I have a wife! "
4. A man said sadly to the wine friend: "I didn't expect my wife to be unfaithful to me. She told me that she and her sister last night, but I actually, I was with her sister last night! "
5. Daughter: "Someone introduces me an object, his father is the Secretary, uncle works in the Foreign Trade Department!" Mother: "The condition is really good, then which kind of marriage?"
6. A plane flew over a mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver laughed, and the air lady curiously asked "Why is you smile so happy?" Driver: "If they know that I escaped, I will be mad!"
7. Boss: "Why are you late today?" Staff: "Because you announce the newspaper at home yesterday."
8. Mother and daughter visited the painting of daughter boyfriend. Mother found one of the nude portraits to her daughter, asked: "You don't have light to draw him?" "Ah, no," his daughter replied, "he is remembering."
9. A farmer in a county, feeding pigs every day, and fed 10,000 yuan by the "Animal Protection Association" - because of the animal. Later, the farmer was changed to feeding pigs and eating Tianshan Snow lotus, and the results were fined 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association. One day, leaders came to inspect and ask farmers to feed pigs. The peasant said: "I don't know what to feed, now I give it a hundred dollars every day, let it go out."
10. Shark looks at a sliding windshot athlete to say: "Retriever is really thoughtful. There are more breakfasts, and there are plates and napkins."
11. In the original forest in Africa, explorers with local tour guides. Traveler: "Is this safe here, will there be a eating family?" Guide: "It is absolutely impossible! Because the last eating people have been eaten by us last week!"
12. "Tom, what do you do?" "My goldfish is dead, I will give it a grave." "Is this pit too big?" "There is no way, goldfish in your belly. "
13. The little frog saw the frog and asked her mother: "The uncle will grow like us, can you be green skin?" Mom: "Hey! Small point, that is because his wife and others have passed the Valentine's Day "
14. The park's chair is sitting on an old woman, a child came over: "Mother-in-law, is your teeth OK?" "It's already no, it's all." So the child took out a bag of peach : "Please take it for me, I have played for a while ..."
15. Teacher: "How to distinguish the hand and feet of the octopus?"
16. A boy write a letter to his girlfriend: Dear, for you, I will slap in the ocean, don't hesitate to jump into the abyss, I will overcome any difficulties! I am looking for you on Sunday. If you are not raining! 17. Three prisoners sit in front of a judge in an oblique eye. Judge asked: "What is your name ?!" "Bill", the second prisoner is old and sincerely. "I didn't ask you!" The judge roared, "But I didn't say anything," and the third prisoner reputable.
18. Son: "Mom, I have encountered Daxiong today, I am scared!" Mother: "Which Daxiong?" Son: "That is the big male with me in high school, he didn't want to test with me at the time. Medical School! "Mother:" But the person did not test a few times and did not test it? "Son:" Yeah, today my anatomy body is him! "
19. God: My child, repent of your deep crime. Otherwise, the door of heaven will be closed. Telling: Don't worry, there is no don't play the door in the sky.
20. A large wooden card on a big truck in Yaowu, on the book: "This car collided with his car, 15 of which wins, 1 Pacific, only 1 loss. Therefore, the monarch is hit me before To think twice! "
