Small white rabbit jokes (transfer) laughing dead people do not pay ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- 1 has a little white rabbit to run in the forest, on the road it touch When I arrived in a giraffe in the volume, the white rabbit said to the giraffe: /// "Giraffe giraffe, why do you want to hurt your own things? See how beautiful this forest is, let us run together in nature ! /// "
The giraffe looks at the hidden smoke and look at the little white rabbit, so throws the hibo to the body, follow the small white rabbit to run in the forest.
Later, they met an elephant that was preparing to absorb the ancient cock.
Little white rabbit said to an elephant: /// "Elephant elephant, why do you want to hurt your own business? See how beautiful this forest, let us run together in nature! ///" big Look at the ancient cooker, look at the little white rabbit, so I throw the ancient Kakine, follow the small white rabbit and giraffe run in the forest.
Later, they met a lion that was preparing to hit heroin.
Xiaobai rabbit said to the lion: /// "Lion Lion, why do you want to hurt your own business? See how beautiful this forest, let us run together in nature! ///"
The lion looks at the syringe and look at the little white rabbit, so I throw it behind the syringe, rushed over and put the little white rabbit.
The elephant and giraffe were scared to shake: /// "Why do you want to make a small white rabbit? It is so good, care about our health and call us close to nature .//"
The lion said angrily: /// "This bunny rabbit, pulling me in the forest every time, I will run in the forest .//"
2 How do we lie to yourself? ! Story of rabbit and ants.
Ants walk in the forest, suddenly encounter an elephant, ants are quickly drilling into the soil, reaching out a leg. The rabbit has been very curious and ask: What are you doing? The ant is quietly said to the rabbit: Hey ... Don't speak, see my stupid side ...
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A small white rabbit ran to the upgraded version of the pharmacy.
One day, the little white rabbit ran into the pharmacy, asked the boss: "Boss boss, do you have carrots here?" The boss said: "No." Little white rabbit will go.
The next day, the little white rabbit ran into the pharmacy, asked the boss: "Boss boss, do you have carrots here?" The boss said: "I have said to you, no!" Little white rabbit gone.
On the third day, the little white rabbit ran into the pharmacy, asked the boss: "Boss boss, do you have carrots here?" The boss is anxious: "How many times I said with you ?! No !!! You are annoying, I Take the tiger pliers to pull your teeth! "Little white rabbit was afraid, and ran away.
On the fourth day, the little white rabbit ran into the pharmacy and asked the boss: "Boss boss, have you have a tiger pliers here?" The boss said: "No." Little White Rabbit Q: "Then, do you have carrots?" I am angry, take out the tiger pliers, unplug the little white rabbit's teeth.
On the fifth day, the little white rabbit ran into the pharmacy and asked the boss: "Boss boss, do you have carrot juice here?"
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Wang Wei's daughter is Wang Bingbing. One day, Wang Hao returned home, Wang Bing ran over and said: "Dad, Dad, I will tell you a story." Wang Hao said: "Well." Wang Bingbei said: One day, there is a very cute little white rabbit running In the big forest, the results were lost. At this time, it saw a small black rabbit, ran and asked: "The little black rabbit, the little black rabbit, I am in the big forest, how can I get out of the big forest?" Xiao Black Rabbit Q: "You Want to know? "Xiao Xiaobai said:" Think. "The little black rabbit said:" If you want to know, you have to make me feel comfortable and comfortable. "The little white rabbit is not a magazine, I have to make the small black rabbit comfortable. When the small black rabbit, I told the little white rabbit how to go, the little white rabbit knew, continue to jump forward.
Running, the little white rabbit was lost, and the result came into a small gray rabbit. The little white rabbit ran and asked: "Little gray rabbit brother, small gray rabbit, I am in the big forest, how can I get out of the big forest?" The small gray rabbit Q: "Do you want to know?" Little White Rabbit Say: "Think." The little gray rabbit said: "If you want to know, you have to make me feel comfortable and comfortable." The little white rabbit is not a magazine, so that the small gray rabbit is also comfortable. The little gray rabbit will tell the little white rabbit how to go, the little white rabbit knows, and continue to jump forward. So, the little white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found himself pregnant.
At this time, Wang Bingshi asked Wang Hao: "Dad, you guess, what color is a small rabbit rabbit?" Wang Hao said: "What color?" Wang Bingbei said: "Do you want to know?" Wang Hao said: " I thought. "Wang Bingbei said:" If you want to know, you have to make me feel comfortable. "
Wang Hao said: "The buddies he listened, I was dizzy when I was."
