One customer report: Machine keyboard into the water, his cat cat peeing above, then the customer asked: "I just want to know that the cat is not
Corrosion motherboard, "I A:" We are not too clear about the ingredients of Cat, so there is no way to tell you whether the cat can corrode the motherboard. "
A NOTAG user, so I habitually asked: It is a desktop or a notebook. As a result, the brother asked: What is a desktop, what is a note?
This ... Silent .... Thinking 10 seconds, say: like a large plastic, you can fold the notebook .... Is a desktop like a box ... Dude: Oh ... I am desktop ...
The last time a customer does not understand what the mouse button is, I explain: "The thing you caught in your hand, one on the left, there is one on the right
Block, the called button, the one on the left is the left button, the one on the right is right "
Another time, a customer called in and said: "Your Dell's product is really good, the CD-ROM drive is playing, but why is it floppy?
After the death is pressed, can't you come out? "I wanted to kill him on the spot!
There is another BT, ask "What can I do not let the task bar display?" I asked him: "Is it hidden?" You know how the customer answers
? He said: "No, I want it to never appear !!" I said: "Don't you plan to shut down?" He said: "Yes"! Finally, I said that I can't help.
You, trouble you Microsoft technical support, see if they can help you change the system!
I also encountered one asking for what Modem: What is MODEM? A: It is the modem. ask:. . . What is the modem? (Little girl is very persistent) A: It is used to modulate the demodulation of the equipment to simulate and digital signals. (Oh, you will be paramodied here. ^ _ ^!) Q: (silent ...). . . . What is a digital signal, what is an analog signal. . . A: (still so persistent, 唉, forced me to wash your brain), I will tell you that you don't understand. You need to buy a book to see it. You do not
How do I explain it to you? right? If so, I have to say that I can't finish a week. (Ha ha
, This is satisfactory), ask:. . . Oh! How should I use it? A: Then you have a phone cable to come to the computer? If there is, I will teach you now (huh, eight layers no) Q: There is no. A: How do I teach you without phone line? When you have a telephone line, we will teach you how to build a link. Get it!
TS: Please press the "OK" button to continue. Cust: Where is it? where? Ts: (... "next to" Cancel "~! Cust:" Cancel "Where is it ~? TS: (... ~ ...)" OK "next to .cust: Oh.
I also come to a joke encountered by our Team Colleagues: TS: Can you tell me your S / T first? Cust: I don't know TS: What machine is you? Cust: The machine of your Dell. TS: I want to know what model Cust: rectangular. . . TS: Follow . . . . . . .
This BT is more dead at home desktop! In the morning, I met a 40-year-old woman. When I came, I was crying, crying! I can't smile in our colleagues, saying that their family is not easy to raise money to bought a 2400 machine for the little grandson, and now the machine is broken.
She doesn't understand the computer, I don't cooperate with test, huh, huh! I just listened to my colleague, I don't know how to set it up! I teach him to cry better than customers.
It can be loud, hehehe! Yesterday OT also met, crying very much, and finally let her return it, and our brother will receive
! How can I now cry and cry now, and I have been caught in three! Hehehe, TS is getting harder and harder!
Customer: Hello, engineer me: Hello, what can I help you? Customer: I want to ask, I divided the four districts of CDEF, C disk installation system, what DEF is installed? (Khan !!) I: This is nothing to do, you can do anything! Customer: Then do you say what is regular? (Again sweating !!) I: This is there is no standard, see you personal preference! (After the question is?) Customer: Then you tell me how to install, such as the little movie downloaded from the Internet, it is .... You are also a man, you should know! for this I
How to put it, will not be discovered! (Halo, what person, this also dares!) I: I am sorry, for your request, not within our technical range, please ask your friends around you! Customer: If you don't have it, you won't do it. Why do you want to take a policy (sweating !!)! beep. beep. Call (phone hanging)
Last time we met a Tsinghua female graduate student together, it is "Dear, I miss you, you see that I have not washed in order to wait for you.
", Harm our colleagues are shy, asking a bunch of third party issues, still keep spoiling! Under no choice, our colleagues hang up her phone, knot
The fruit is asked to call the second day! I have been hit, and I have been hit! Khan, it is a horror say! It is said that it is still spoiled, splashing, I
Series of desktops! I can't help but I can't live, I will find CA! As a result, he listened to people, and it was also noisy with CA! Terrible, if you meet in the evening
What should I do!
There is a customer to say "my child is only 16 years old, how do you like this ....." Silent ......... I have been in the same day.
On the Dell desktop computer of her son, I found South Korea, and our TS explained that this is impossible to be pre-installed, we will not put these stuff in the computer, but customers
The death of her son is innocent, (more than Dou Yu ....), and finally the customer reluctantly accepted, the most classic is her last sentence. "Do you Dell is not a US company?" TS Answer "Yeah", "Why is the film of Korea?" Spit ............. Silent ................ ...........
One customer is because of a non-technical problem, TS is called customer to play CA hotline, and CA is pushed to TS. After returning a few times, customers are finally angry. "I finally understand why Chinese football can't kick Asia, because you, icon You will not be able to play the ball, how can the Chinese team will win ..................... "Depressed for a long time ....... .........................
