"Irrigation" - 9cbs funny version (full version) 9cbs http://www.9cbs.net February 13, 2001 21:39
The Tao of Watering - Irrigation
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Table of contents directory
Book 1 - The Silent Void Book 2 - The Ancient Masters Book 3 - Design Book 4 - Watering Book 5 - Maintenance Book 6 - Management Book 7 - Corporate Wisdom Book 8 - Water and WateringBook 9 - Water And Wateringbook 9 - Epilogue
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The Silent Void VoID Master is said:
"When you pop up 9CBS Irrigation Park, it is when you leave." 1.1
There is a mysterious thing in the silent void. This is a long-lasting existence never disappeared. It is the root of all Irrigation spirit. I don't know how to describe it, and call it as a water.
If the road is perfect, then the watering system is perfect. If the irrigation system is perfect, then the irrigation server is perfect. If the irrigation server is perfect, then the irrigation park is perfect, so the water is full, the whole world is harmonious .
The way to the water is like Yellow Cranes like the morning wind.
1.2
Tao life, water, water, water, water.
Irrigation word rag phrases and finally produce tens of thousands of irrigation languages.
No matter how short it is, each irrigation language has its own purpose, each irrigation language expresses the yin and yang of the water. Each language has its own path.
But try not to use rogue language.
1.3
At the beginning of the intake, the spirit and time needed, so the spirit and time are the yin and yang poles of the water.
Water friends who don't understand the water often consume the spirit and time, and the amenities have always had enough spirit and time to irry.
Otherwise what will it?
1.4
Old Water Friends heard the water, thus the fierce irrigation, the water friend came for a period of time, cautiously consider the reunion, the newly came to the water, and I watched the water smile in front of the water.
Laughing is the way to get water.
Zi Yin does not smell, the progress is retreat, the midness is late. No matter how you are irrigation, there will be water.
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The Ancient Masters Irrigation Master is said:
Do not irry the water on the three days, kiss the mouth.
2.1
The energetic masters of the ancient times are very unpredictable. We can't speculate what they think and can only describe the appearance. His Daming, such as fox overwater; aircraft, such as the general of the battlefield; peace, such as the main woman to wait for guests; simple, stay in the wooden chicken; chaos, such as the abyss water.
Who can I do their best?
The answer is only the way to water.
2.2
Super Master 3B has dreamed that he is a reservoir and wakes up after he recalls:
"I don't know if I have dreamed that I have become a reservoir or the reservoir dreams I become 3B."
2.3
A local Irrigation Association's Shuiyou participated in a Irrigation Experience to report to his supervisor: "What kind of people are" the water friends of the Irrigation Association of those other places? I often fill in the MM post, do not add The comma, the sentence is fluffy, and the machine is worn out, it is 8088 modified, and it is still spraying when I talk. "
His supervisor said: "I should not let you participate in this meeting, these sorrows live outside the real world. They think life is ridiculous, an unexpected accident. They come to freedom, nothing, they Just for their irrigation life. Why do you want to disturb them with secular harassment? "" They live in the road ".
2.4
A beginner's question: "There is a super Water Friends BestBestBest, he never looks for, don't go to the book, don't read the information, I will open it, but I know that he thinks he is the greatest on the water. Irrigation, why? "
The manager said: "The water friend mastered. He does not look for it; he also never bother, just accept everything, no matter what happens, he doesn't need to turn book, he Don't care about whether there is any water that he is filled. He does not look at the information; he has a perfect self, calm and elegant, and his purpose is self-cultivation. He has truly mastered the water of the water. Fine. "
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DESIGN Irrigation Master said:
"Hydrology has already sent it to change it too late."
3.1
There was a person who participated in the watering work exhibition. Every day he entered the door, he said to the door guard: "Warn you, I am a stealing master, I am famous for the end of the room. This exhibition will also fight." The guard has a big move, Because there is a hydrology worth 10,000 million in 9CBS, he firmly stared this person, but this person is just from a booth to another booth, whispered calm. When this person leaving, the guard seized his body, but did not find anything.
The second day of the exhibition, this person said to the security guard: "I returned yesterday, but today I will gain more." So the guard is more careful, but this is completely difficult.
On the last day of the exhibition, the security guard never responded to his curiosity. "Mr. Xiao," he said, "You said that I am panic, please tell me, what do you stole?"
This person smiled and said: "I am stealing the spirit."
3.2
There is a master of intake, and he conducts non-sequential water, and a beginner deliberately imitates him, and also performs non-sequinal irrigation. When he let the master look at his progress, the master criticizes his non-sequential water: "Suitable things for a mage master may not be the same as the initiator, you must understand before the irrational dictation. Irrigation. "
3.3
Someone asked a woman, "Irrigation and technology answer the question?"
"It is irrigation" and the water is said.
This person is confused. He said: "It is apparent that a technical problem is more complicated than irrigation problems."
The programmer said: "No, you are the expert in that field when answering technical issues, but the water is different, you must make people from the five waters of the five seas" people feel happy. "
This person smiled and said. "Yes, which one score is higher."
The drill did not answer.
3.4
A project manager brings a program of programming master, and then ask Master: "If I give you 5 programmers, and there is 1 MM join, how much time to design this project?"
"One year", the master said.
"But we can't wait for so long, the sooner, if 10 programmers, no mm, can I Irrigation?"
The master wrinkled and said: "That takes 2 years."
"That, 100 programmers, no mm and not allowed water?"
The master shrugged and said: "The item will never finish."
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"The water is the water is its own paradise, the water is poor, it is its own hell."
A hydrological should be a light free, its followers are like the pearls on a line. From beginning to end, the target is clear. Inc. is too long, and a reduced byte is too short. There is no unnecessary repetition, there is no nonsense, neither a structured nourishment is not stiff.
A hydrography should follow `` Maxir launched principal '', what is `` Maximum ridicule ''? That is to say, a hydrological should be a laughter of the laughter to the greatest extent.
No matter how complicated a hydrology, it should be a single whole. Irrigation articles are guided by its connotation and is expressed by title.
If a hydrological can not meet the needs of the needs, it will be in the disorderly state. The only way out is to delete this hydrology.
4.2
A beginner asked Master: "My irrigation is sometimes more time. I have fully followed the rules of 9CBS water, and I was completely confused. What would be caused by this?"
Master said: "You are confused because you don't know the water. Only a fool will believe that as long as you get the expected results of the value. Why do you want to get or give these points? Division is just the product of recruitment; The path of water is the only perfect.
The rules of any giving are only suitable for specific situations, and only irrigation is eternal. So before you receive the guidelines. "
"But how do I know when I am guided?"
"When your water is thrown, the flood is caused." Master said.
4.3
Beginner invited the master to explain "Irrigation is everything". Master said: "Irrigation exists in any website - no matter how big is a website.
"Is it also in the AOL website?", Beginners asked.
"Yes,"
"Also in the IBM website?", Beginners asked again.
"Yes, even in the IBM website". Master said.
"Also existing in MS?"
The master coughed, a little moved, said, "Today's class is here."
4.4
When the water is filled, the finger fails quickly on the keyboard. There is no statement when the hydrological release is wrong, and the hydrological looks like a breeze blows through the water.
"It's too exciting! Your skill is already impeccable."
"Skill?", The master turned around, "I follow the way to the water - it is more than all skills. When I started water, I saw a bucket of water, I saw it three years later. It is a picture of Wang Yang. I can't see anything now. My whole existence is already overwhelmed. I feel very leisure, in fact, in fact, my post is in the irrigation, sometimes I see some ice, I see When they stopped, I stopped quietly, then I followed a post, Ice cubes turned into floods. Then I gave it. Sitting there. I enjoy the joy of water. I closed my eyes and then quit 9CBS.
"When I can meet such a realm!"
MAINTeance Irrigation Master said:
"There is only three words of a water sticker, but also to end it."
5.1
The doors often use do not need to go to the door shaft. The flowing thing will not stagnate. The water is not rot, and the house is not embarrassed. - Wang Lei's voice and thoughts cannot spread in vacuo. Irrigation park will be canceled by 9CBS without people.
5.2
How long does the manager ask ZDG to complete his Irrigation Pair Improvement Project. "tomorrow"
"Too much, honest, how long?"
ZDG thought about it. "There are some new features to add, maybe at least two weeks."
"Even if you are too exaggerated even two weeks, when you just tell me that the program has been completed." After a few years, this manager has retired, on his left-hand lunch, he found ZDG in his terminal. I fell asleep before, he was programs all night. The perfect pursuit of the water friend for the water is never endless.
5.3
An initial drill is required to trigger a big flood on 9CBS.
He was crazy for many days, but his supervisor found at his work, he found that he bought a 3B brand pumping machine, a Quake Xi engine, called the "super reservoir", but not see any water related s things. When the supervisor is explained, the beginner is angered: "You are too patient, I will connect them in the final use of Java across platforms."
5.4
A good farmer will not not care about his crops. A good teacher will not be a worst student. A good father will not let him hungry any children. A good drill should not refuse someone who is given.
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Management Irrigation Master said:
"Increase bandwidth, reduce managers - so they can improve intake efficiency, indirect improvement of work efficiency." 6.1
When the manager is busy with no war, the drill will not be able to take the time irrigation. Financial supervisors will be reduced in the quarterly profit. When the old scientist talks about the blue sky, the cloud group flocked.
This is not the hope of irrigation.
When the manager assigns task, it should include irrigation time. When the accountant is a long-term plan, it should be good, and it is very happy. Scientists put forward a water problem, they will be satisfied.
This is the way of irrigation.
6.2
Why the programmer is not efficient because they have no time to fill.
Why is the programmer difficult to manage? Because managers are prohibited from irrigation.
Why is the programmer resigned one by one, because they are tired.
Work under harsh management, they enjoy the fun of intake.
6.3
A manager will be fired, but a programs in his hand have a popular irrigation software and the sales are very popular. So managed his work.
The manager is divided into programmer, and the programmer did not refuse. He said: "I write the watering program because Irrigation is very interesting, I need funds because I want to give posts."
The manager said, "This programmer, no matter what is his position now, he can understand the business opportunities in the irrigation market. We must upgrade him to management consultants."
This programmer refused, he said: "I am first a drill, then I can have a programmer, so I can clean the water program. If I have been raised, in addition to waste others, I can't do anything. Can I go now? I still have a hydrology. "
6.4
The manager said to the programmer, "Your working time is 9 o'clock in the morning. Do not allow water," all the programmers are very dissatisfied. The manager also said: "Well, then with you, as long as you can complete the task on time." The programmer is satisfied, they started from work at noon, and they have been working until the early morning, they completed the task in advance.
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Corporate Wisdom Irrigation Master said:
"You can show the humor of the 9CBS Irrigation Park to a company head, but you can't let him believe that the Irrigation Park is the built-in function of the Windows of his machine."
7.1
A new learning master: "In the East, there is a huge website, people are called 9CBS Irrigation Pair. It has a large number of size water, water dragons, water, water ... Every day, a lot of posts, each The post title is said: "Why, why" no one knows what it means. Every day, there will be more posts to add it, but there is no one to do the post. These things. How can I still exist in such a strange thing? "Master said:" You already know this huge institution is not reasonable, can you do something for it? If you go to the water, do you want to take it? Is other sectors do not have efficiency? "
7.2
In the distant oriental 9CBS, there is a huge insect, called Xxnxx, it imagines that he has become a big bird, called Peng, Peng's wings can cover the sky, this big bird passes through land, it takes I have come to some messages, it lost these messages in the drilling, just like a seagull on the beach, and then the Peng took a pile of hydrology, took the wind, and went back to the hometown.
PS: This xxnxx is not to say anything ---- Adaptator AOAO: P
The initials of the drills looked at this bird at the beginning, at all, couldn't believe that the intermediate drilling is worried about the arrival of this bird, because it is afraid that the stink of the stinks often block the accumulation of floods, and the pilgrims of the water continue in front of his terminal. Work he doesn't know this bird (or insect) once.
7.3
A study of his latest inventions to see the Master of Irrigation, he put a big black box into the master's office.
"This is a comprehensive, distributed universal irrigation workstation,", "is introduced," "by MS according to the aquiferous operating system of ergonomic design, the sixth generation of water molecular synthesis function of $ #, diverse User irrigation interface, full spend hundreds of people, very good? "
The master raised his eyebrows and said: "It is indeed very good."
"Your head has already said," this is going to say, "Everyone has to use this workstation to make a water platform, how do you think?"
"Of course," the master replied, "I want to send it to the Irrigation Center to release!", This student is satisfied back.
A few days later, a novice said to the master, "I can't find my new post, do you know where it may be?"
"Of course,", the master said, "Your post is put in the waterfill area of the Irrigation Park, ID is -1."
7.4
Master of Irrigation will have no concern from a post, no concern, the change of crash can't affect him, he will not be confused and stopped water, even if the post is misused by the system. why? He learned.
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Water and Watering Masters said:
Water does not move, water, no hydrology, Irrigation Park is just a bunch of fever electronic devices 8.1
A beginner asked the Master of Irrigation: "I know that 9CBS has a gang than all other gangs. In front of its section, other editions are like a small water pit. It is his own. Irrigation special, why? "
Master said, "Why do you ask such a stupid question? The gang is big because it is so big, if its members do not allow water, the water will have droughts, if its water does not flow, then it will become One pool is dead, but it has all these things, people can feel the happiness in the water. 8.2
One day, the watermaster met with a woman who worried about chasing MM, "chasing MM and Irrigation is more important?" Asked the water.
"I have heard that there must be three conditions: car, ticket, house", master said, "But every MM has different challenges, not thinking how to chase MM or how to irrigate."
"So, please ask the master", the water friend said, "What is this kind of chase?"
The master picked up a stone threw it into the water and suddenly dried the water.
8.3
There is a website of netizens who come to visit 9CBS: "Take a look at us, we have a deep technical forum, high level of experts, we will not see the silly problem of the rookie, ask questions I have a reasonable and easy to understand. Why don't you go to 9cbs? "
The 9CBS of the 9CBS said to his friend: "9CBS is as deep as the sages, their level is like a knowledge of the head. The water is like diamonds, and every side will flash, like ancient ancient times. The forest is asleep. Each water paste passes through the network through the world to bring joy, that is why I am happy to lie for it. "
After listening to these words, netizens listened to these words, but these two people were very good friends.
8.4
Pride and arrogant on the road, proud said: "You are a knife, I am a sword. If we join hands, you can have invincible." So they come together, consider how to conquer the world.
Soon, they met ordinary heart, normal blots ragged, and a walkstick stepped. The usual heart said to them: "Pride makes you blindly, self-ambassador you go to everything, you are blindness, how far can you go?"
"The road is in the yin and yang. It is like a water, it never expects to be famous, so no one knows its existence. It doesn't seek happiness, it is just with its own existence, it exists in space and Outside the time. "
Pride and self-face, each returned home.
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Epilogue
Master of Irrigation is said:
"It's time when you go out."
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