Cashcho (original)
Keyword .NET C # asp.net vs.net
Write by cash (the seventh world)
2001.12.20
All rights reserved, ripping
Preface
C # (monologue): After many years, I have a name called C #, any language can be called C, as long as it is strong enough, I will not mind how others look at me, I just don't want to be more powerful than me. .
C # (monologue): I thought that there was a language in this world never time, because it is too perfect. When I was shot, I met a language because it had an oak tree outside the office, so many years later, it is called Java.
C # (monologue): In recent years, there are e-commerce. There are e-commerce places must have technology. If there is a technology, I will use it, I am C #, my function is to provide services to technicians, so they can Fast development products.
VB.NET (self-speaking self): Look at your age, it is. For twenty years, some language is what you want to learn, or some language, you have always learned, some language is too difficult. Or you always want to understand it, but you can't. Ha, or you feel worthless. In fact, learn a language, it is easy. I have a partner, it is very friendly, and recently very popular, as long as you take some thoughtful, it can help you become a cattle, you think about it. In fact, learning a language is not very easy, but for life, sometimes you have to feel strong.
Anders Hejlsberg: After leaving Borland, I went to this company and developed another language.
Bill Gates: February 14th, Valentine's Day, every year, there will happen, many people experience happiness, more people will feel more loneliness. This year, I brought a new product.
Cash: Not long ago, I met a person, gave me a copy, he said that it was called vs.net, after using it, you can ask you to forget all previously used development tools. I am very surprised, why do you have such a stuff. He speaks the greatest troubles, that is, there are too many, if you only give you a road, you don't choose, you can only go. You said that this is happy. This software is originally planned to give you, look, we have to copy again.
CODER: For too new things, I have always been difficult to accept, so I have not installed this software. Maybe this software is really effective, starting from that night, Cash starts some things.
CODER: Do you still remember DEPHI?
Cash: I can't think of it.
CODER: Do you remember PHP?
Cash: I don't remember it.
CODER: Why do you look at that cup of coffee?
Cash: Because it is very familiar.
CODER: That night he played very late, the next day, he walked early. I don't know why he wants to give me the vs.net, but I can see that he is very excited. Every time there is a new language release, he will become very excited.
CODER: After a month, Cash went a far away, that is where he goes to school, Cash has lived there for a while, one day they have been born, Cash has never been to. Cash: Can you faster?
Java: I can only be so fast now.
Cash: I saw you before?
Java: Instead, I used to be your best friend, but now is no longer, what are you doing here?
Cash: Not long, I met a person, he gave me a software, called vs.net, after using it, no matter what language used, I will forget, I am very strange, why there is something like this, I After using it, I am really effective. I don't know if you are interested.
Java: Do you know that MS and Sun are separate? MS, getting more and less face; SUN will be more and more cold.
Cash: Will we still see?
Java: No!
