"Computer Fables - Enlightenment of Information Age" (reproduced)
Bluesen http://www.lslnet.com/ 01-06-28 11:32 3630P geoffrey James --------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---
Disclaimer: This article comes from "Programming" book, Xiao Zhao is only responsible for entry. All copyright belongs to the book's publishing house. This article consists of the original three-volume: "Programming" "Programming Zen" "Fables"
table of Contents
Introduction III first autumn 1 2nd winter 15 third spring 29 fourth summer 43
introduction
(Forward to Tibet, Lhasa travel to Tibet, the trip.)
Although my C.P.yu doctoral communications has been a year, I have never seen his face. Soon after the "Programming Zen" last year, he stopped me. Several inquiry is no good, I don't know what happened. I have no choice, I have to travel long distance to Lhasa to see if my good teacher and benefits are safe.
This trip is composed of five times a plane, twice by train and a riding elephant, safe. Soon I found that I was climbing along the steep stone path, this path is straight through the Tibet University in the clouds.
The end of the small road is a thick stone door, and a bronze clock is hanging outside. I have a hilarious clock, and the bell is lingering between the mountains. A group of birds perched in the nearby grass, and frightened by this deep bell scared, like a burst of and the wind.
At this point, a old man wearing a ragacy appeared from the door. "This entrance is just prepared for the ceremony," he said, "Please follow me to take the student entrance."
Before I came to the small wooden door next to him, I just wanted to pick up the door, the old man used his little finger on my chest and stopped me. "Why are you here, the savage ghost in Western?" He asked politely.
"I am from Dr. Yuu."
The old man raised a eyebrows and then let me go in.
Here and the big phase of our expectation. In my mind, I have already taught a simple building with modern Chinese traditional style. But in contrast, I saw a row of arched towers, and the tower wrapped in a red paint. There are many walls along the wall around, which is served in ancient gods. One of the sculptures is particularly memorable. It is a lady, from the body, there are many arms in the body, and each hand is holding a card, and the card has some miniature hole. The house owner noticed that I am very interested in this, just say: "Old, very old. No one knows her name.
We climbed a staircase and ended his small iron gate. The owner opened the door with a plastic safety card. A row of messy ancient computer devices showed in front of the eye, the singular disk drive and the old host, wrapped around the coat hook and bare cable, the computer's chassis was almost buried in a thick gray layer, a bunch of moldy MS-DOS User Manual is tied as one side. Obviously, this room has no people to come in for a long time.
"Dr. Yu is dead," The owner said: "Here is the place where he spent his last moment. At that time, there was a mistake in the operating system. He didn't come and queued this error ..." His voice is gradually small. I feel ashamed because I can't control my feelings. He turned to go downstairs and left me alone.
When I wanted to go downstairs with him, I heard a strange 噼噼噼噼. This is a primitive printer, I don't know what is going on, it is actually full of full calculation. A slow paper stream is coming out from the narrow slot, falling onto the dusty floor. Then, as a call, the printer stopped. I almost don't know what I have, and I packed the paper, and I hurriedly left the room. The iron gate is awkward behind me.
The old man is waiting for me on the ground. He led me through the maze yard and then put me halfway. "Let's take some excess memory strips," he said, "We are very tight here." Then I took the door behind me. Half the road in the mountain, I remembered to see the content on the printer. That is a set of falls, it is obvious that it is the last work of Dr. Yu. I quickly realized that these fables were his last words, and he was a record of the inspiration of the information age.
First autumn
Unreal and true
1 rainbow
There are many work rooms in a big office. Every workshop is a man or lady, in a blue costume. The phone ringtone is coming. Amber rays emitted by computer screens are reflected on colorless ceiling, very glare.
Outside the window, the storm is coming, the rain is on the ground, and the wind violently sways the treetops, and the thunder is moving with this black brick wall.
Men and ladies did not see the arrival of this rain, and did not hear the whistling of the wind.
Suddenly, the light was dark, turned into a blank on the screen, and the phone bell was dumb. People curse, like a small bug from those square 茧 bags.
People gathered together, talking, laughing is full of throughout corridors.
A man, standing outside the window looking at this rainstorm, a rainbow golden hanging on the oriental sky.
2 robot
A scientist made a robot with his own image. Scientists sit in front of their own creative, watching its strange and familiar smile and rich expression, annoyed. He wants to measure the IQ of this robot and ask the robot: "When the universe begins, when will it be reincarnated?"
The robot repayed: "This universe is created when I was born, and it will end when I die. When I walk, I don't move - the opposite, it is the world moves at my feet. When I closed In addition to the void, there is no thing except for the void, but when I opened my eyes twice, I returned to the reality. Nothing is true, there is no thing is eternal. When I left one At the place, this place is like smoke. Only when I am back, it will reappear. In addition to myself, there is no thing existed, I am a virtual God. "
Scientists nodded, "I understand, you are just a computer."
3 expert system
A computer scientist and a young lady get married. Scientists know that he will die early, so began to build an expert system. This is a set of programs that can record anything he know. When the system is complete, he said to his wife: "From now, you will never be alone."
Soon after he was dead. After his wife came back from the funeral, the expert system was transferred to the computer screen. Her faces have appeared in the face of her husband. She spent the screen and made an answer immediately.
She flows to tears to remove the set from the computer. When someone asked her why, she said: "I love my husband too much, so that I can't think of him with that way."
4 computer porn
There used to have a man love porn. He bought an expensive computer so he could watch a high-level woman naked photo. He gave his computer to his computer called "Angel" and spent a lot of time to watch the photos he collected.
Soon, he lost interest in women in reality. When someone asked him why, he replied: "My computer is the world I created, it obligates every thought. When I sat in front of the screen, I am like a God, why I want to waste time in reality What do you don't agree or entangled people? "
A programmer heard this, complaining: "For this basic purpose, the use of the computer is completely wrong, you should live in the real world." The porn is mad asked the programmer: "By the way, please listen What do you do with your computer? "
The programmer is proud of the chest, "I wrote the program to simulate economic trends." He said.
5 press conference
A marketing staff and a programmer spoke at a press conference that a message about new computer technology is published.
Marketingists said: "This technology is larger than the original bullets, transistors and phones, and the impact of the world civilization."
The programmer said: "This technology has solved some technical problems in a limited extent, in a limited extent."
Guess, the reporters will quote who speaks.
6 god
There have been a wizard in the past, he is very powerful and has a deep skill. One night, a dark moon did not in the sky, and a comet hangs on the west of a hidden eye. At this time, the wizard made a power of the power. There are many circles, squares, lines, arrows and words on the god, such as architecture, information, automation, integration, distribution.
Then, the wizard threw his elegant and silver stars, wearing three wool three-piece set, rushing towards the siluki.
He walked into a military minister's office and said: "Look, use this god, we will capture people's thoughts. Countless gold will fly into our safe, the unlimited computer resources will be classified s project."
The military machine opened his drawer and turned out a lot of paper, and every top has different gods. "My god is already enough," he said, "I need it is a set. , Robust and useful procedures. "
The wizard had to go back, he got his teeth, curse this unlucky luck.
7 garbage and gospel
A programmer participated in a business seminar.
The first person spoke put a film on the projection slide, and many group data appeared on the screen. "This form shows us," he said, "We will make a lot of money."
The programmer Q: "When you prepare this form, what kind of ideas you do?"
The spokesperson scratched his head. "I am making this slide on the computer."
The programmer bites his teeth. "Have you heard of 'garbage entry, garbage? (Garbage in, garbage out)?"
The spokesperson loudly laughed: "You quote, the correct statement is' garbage entry, gospel out)!"
8 artificial feet
A famous scientist is predicting the future of the computer: "In the development of manual intelligence, it will lead to equality in all aspects. Computers will be programmed to make decisions, and provide solutions for imagination, even Feel the emotions. "
That night, the scientist dreamed of his feet turned into two wheels.
9 test
A programming initiator asked the programming master: "What is the difference between illusion and true?"
The master took a while, and then let the beginner knock in the screen "Thunk" (Thunk, the form in the computer is a conversion program - translation). "Now read this word loudly." Master ordered.
Beginners read: "Tunk".
It's here, the master has knocked on the head of beginners.
The beginner asked the ear asked: "You do this, the pain is true, but the word on the screen is not?"
The master sighed, "the scorpion is not taking care." He said.
10 schematic
Programming Master called his beginner painted a computer system map. Really, this beginner draws a software map, but there is no mark on the map; then he draws a hardware picture, but there is no mark on the picture; then he draws a user map, but there is no signage function; Also painted a piece of function, but there is no marking software. Finally, the beginner gave up frustrated, and said to the master: "This system is too complicated. It does not draw on a picture, it can't be understood at the same time." Master heard here, laughing for a while I then start crying. The beginner asked him why he replied: "You think the computer system is complicated, but it is still not complicated than one eye. It is still much more complicated. In dozens of earth systems. Billion space world, the earth itself is just a planet. "
"The beginner said:" I still don't understand, why do you cry and cry? "
"Is this not obvious? Because capitalism and communism differences, this is to trigger a war. Think about it - the incomplete chart of the top of the economic theory system is an incomplete chart in the vast universe. However, some people have to destroy this earth because of some abstract dogma. Is this not laughter? Is this not sad? "
11 leaves
A company executive official spent a morning time to listen to its subordinates. At the end of each report, the reporters are handed over to him a file full of actual conditions and data.
At noon, the executive official stuffed the pile of documents into his briefcase and left the building and left the building. When the value is deep, the film leaves are pulled down from the half branches.
Suddenly, his briefcase's lock was broken, those documents were shaken, tumbling, mix with those yellow rot leaves, like a group of shocked birds. Chapter II
War and death
1 Gaia
Gaia said to her the smartest child man: "You will become my talent." Man put into Gaja's arms and very respect for her.
However, an evil thoughts broke into the mind of Man, "Only my body belongs to Gaoya, my soul belongs to the afterlife, and will be reincarnated." So Man will no longer reverse Gaoya.
Then, another evil thoughts broke into the mind of Man, "Because I was strong than Gaya, I should let her become my slave."
So MAN's huge trotto to get torture Gaia, he broke her skin to show his bones, poured the thick smoke into her nasal cavity, spilling and dirty water to her chest.
Gaia said: "You are committed to me, the consequences are at your own risk." But Manda can't let her, those words are the tide of the ear or the nail.
As a result, Gaja lifted his hand and raised the disaster - swallowing the disaster of life in Man. Then, Gajun called her non-listening to the child returned to her birthplace, returned to the cold but comfortable earth.
2 War Machine
A general said to an archaeologist: "Look, this already made machine, it can bring died between a moment, a small piece of iron is much more expensive than ancient treasures. This Not a miracle? This destroyed machine? "
Archaeologists took the war machine ice-cold metal case, it was very sad, just like a person who was about to be away from other friends. Then he said this: "One day, I walked over an empty, I found another old blunt sword, I picked it, but it was rotated in my hand, not worthy."
3 old people
Two old people sit in a bench in the park and talked about the past time.
"When I am young," the first old man said, "I am a naval soldier, I have a girl in every port. When I age, I am a salesman, I am in every town. There is a girl. When I entered middle-aged, I spend money to buy a lot of beautiful prostitute. Now I am full of mourning, because I will die soon, I can't taste the happiness of a woman. "" My life but Difference, "Second," When I just got married, we did two love in a night. We didn't know what the passion of love just started. As our age, we have frequent frequently. Every caress is full of lingering pleasure. When we enter middle age, we have little love, but our soul is as if it is integrated. Now, I am full of joy, because I will be in the endless life of death. Love her forever.
4 shadow warrior
A beginner said to the programming master: "I feel more and more uneasy about some of the software we have compiled. If our program is used on the war's weapon, then we are not responsible for the death caused by it? ? "
The master replied: "In the future, the war will rely on the computer, not steel and the body. The generals and politicians who are lost in the vast data will be busy simulation and illusion and can not extricate themselves. There will be saved."
5 medical researcher
There is a commonly used animal experiment. He also ganglong himself to his research, and the scream of animals in the cage. He looked at him; the living brain was cut with a clip after it was cut, he went wrong; the strong corrosive drug tape was dissatisculated. It seems that he did not smell; when his experiment was dead, he did not feel free.
One day, this scientist learned that he had cancer. "How happy I," he thinks, "scientists like my husband, after a long time, and now I finally found the way to treat this type of disease."
After six months, the scientist lie in the hospital bed. The influence of chemotherapy, his head is already bald, and the acne on your body is soaked. A root is inserted into his blood vessels, a pair of oxygen is filled with his lungs.
I am sitting on the bed and I have not seen it. "I think, I should make him live longer." Death said.
6 carrier system
There is a warship, equipped with a cutting-edge computer system. One day, this warship shot down a civil aviation passenger. A representative of the Navy said: "Our system is extremely advanced, no error. Although this system has never been debugged, it does not have a mistake - is a mistake of the young officer."
A programmer heard this, can't believe his ears. "Only the murderer may say this, 'I am innocent, that isn't me - that is my handfelt.' A computer system consists of three parts: hardware, software and people. If people make mistakes, The system has already been invalid. "
7 universe spacecraft
Thirteen scientists gathered together, talking to each other: "We have given the earth that cannot be repaired, let us look for another world to live."
So they built a spaceship, the spaceship contained in the empty space. This aircraft is circular, all things inside are also round. The waste became a food after treatment, even if the moisture in the air was also collected and reused. Relying on such a method, they try to simulate the Earth's ecosystem.
Those scientists sailed in space for many months. One day, the waste processor crackled, and the poisoned deposit came out. The disease began to breed in the middle of those scientists, and they died one in one place.
8 museum
A rich man spent a big money in a low-temperature box, he wants his body to be frozen in his death, and can be resurrected in the future. After two weeks, he visited a museum. At that, the glass of the wax seal, he saw the fantastic drows, sprinkling the body of perfume. These bodies are shown to make people open their eyes.
9 Christmas story
A programmer wrote a program, which draws a Christmas tree, and can play the song "Suzuh".
His happened, Santa Claus passed next to it. The programmer stared at the screen, and did not know the elegant green robes wearing this elf and the long beard on the ground.
The old jealousy looks at the programmer's shoulders, see that screen, thinking: "When I am young, the situation is very different. I still remember that the hou hunting people are light. Run in the snow, slaughter wild deer with sharp stone. The hunters put the wild deer's viscera crane on the green tree, the purpose is to let the wild deer is still raised, then they ignite a big wood, roasting on the fire, Singing a sacred song. That time the time is too beautiful. "
10 Di-death
Two computer consultants are talking about a colleague who has just passed away.
"I can't believe it." The first consultant said: "He used to see a very energetic. He knew a variety of text editing procedures and more than 100 programming languages. He has a house, full of full Various port calculated manufacturers' personal computer. He belongs to all networks, receives more than 100 emails every day, and carefully replys every email. His secretary is connected by the computer revolution, unscrew the switch. "
"For his passage, I am also very surprised." The second consultant said, "By the way, how do he die?"
The first consultant shook his head, "he got coronary heart disease."
11 Glass City
In Glass City, a company executive is standing on top of a tower, he said: "Take a look at everything we built! My city is the miracle of the times, now, the world is here. Treatment. At night, the street lights lit the sky. Yes, I am the first place. "
Death is standing by this person and has not been discovered. Death God: "There are many termite piles in Africa, far more complicated than this city, and the matters they deal with compare with the transactions you deal with, it is not small. High tall, eternal stars are bright and endless The sky. What's more, your city's light bulb is not as bright as a bug's butt! "
Then, the dead continued to catch his way because he and a dating in an earthquake in Mexico.
Third Spring
True love and new students
1 two students
There was a student, he worked on the ancient times in the post-after-school time, and then he was now in the ancient society in the ancient society, and he mimic the ancient society in the ancient society.
Another student is a computer science professional. He asked a student why it walked around for a wondering. The latter replied: "How boring in the twentieth century, you spend so much time in the middle of the cold machine, and I am looking for the beauty and romance of the past era."
The computer professional students smiled, and the first student entered the data center. "There is a machine you despise. Do they be more snowy than your bench? Are they not very safe in the full armed iron box? After three hundred years, children will dress up as previous computer scientists."
2 pair of hunters
A programmer invented a business computer system once invented. When this system is completed and installed to the place specified by the customer, he went to visit the user before, expecting to get their gratitude.
When he walked into the lobby, I found a beautiful lady who was sitting in front of a terminal. "How do you think this new system?" He asked.
Ms. sighed, allegious, "Before we installed this computer," she said, "I have to talk to many people, and perform different tasks, now I am except for a terminal. Nothing. My work score is based on how many screen demonstrations I do every day. Sometimes, my back is sour. "The programmer is silent for a moment, then said:" I am this computer. " The inventor of the system. I am very excited about the creation of this system. I have to use my little bit of skill and knowledge to make this system easy to use. I know that you are very difficult to it, I feel very sad. "
Ms. touched his hand. "Don't blame yourself," she said, "You live in another world, how can you know our emotions and wish?"
It can be reflected in the stream. That night, two of them did love. In the middle of the night, the programmer woke up for a while, he was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, his sleepy lover's head gently swayed on his chest.
3 company executive officers
There is a company executive official, he has a large house, a very expensive car, a very fast computer, a rich wife and a lovely lazy woman. He flew from a city to another city, living in the best hotel. He drank coffee all day while drinking whiskey at night.
One day, he sat on the plane, the plane was doing a trapped remote sailing, his eyes were out of the window. Spatant clouds cast a mottled shadow in the field. When he went to look down, it seems that he did so far like the life of the following, like road network to open without a target.
The illusion passed. When he landed and went to the wine, he had a few cups of spirits, and even the memories of the illusion also disappeared.
4 navigation
A programmer has created a huge database that contains all the information about literature, historical facts, characters and data in the world. Then he established a set of advanced indexing systems to link those knowledge so that he can save the database with your heart. He sat in front of the computer and enjoyed his labor results, which was satisfied and pleasant.
After three minutes, the programmer began a headache; after three hours, the programmer felt very uncomfortable; after three days, the programmer ruined his database. When he asked him why he had to do this, he replied: "The system puts this world in my fingertips, I can go anywhere, watch anything. Because I am no longer limited by the outside world, so, I have no reason not to know anything that there is something you should know. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I can do it is to wander in the database. Now I can rest.
5 Father is working
A child learned about computer graphics in school. When he returned home, he found that his father was knocking the keyboard before a laptop. "What are you doing?" The child asked.
My father didn't want to be disturbed. "I am working!" He looked loudly.
The child stared at the floor, "I didn't know what you can work with computer." He said
6 intelligent game
A video game company hired a consultant to design the most difficult graphic intelligence game in the world.
The consultant is powerful for a lot of days, and finally his arm is back. He walked in the box, and the box was awkward.
"You have invented the most difficult graphic intelligence game in the world?" Asked the chairman.
"Yes." The consultant opened the box and fell to the chairman's table, poured out thousands of black squares.
Chairman looked at these squares in confusion, "I don't understand."
Consultant said: "There is a researcher that a graphic intelligence game is difficult. The first is to have a similar shape, the second is to have a similar color. In this intellectual game, each block is Have the same switches and the same color. Is there anything more difficult than this? "
"But if all squares are the same, how do they arrange them, even if a child can arrange them together." The consultant is nodded, "in life, this is the most difficult problem is often easier. solve.
7 email system
A company's executive officials think about his employees more efficient, so an email system is installed.
After two weeks, the executive official stopped the operation of this system. When someone asked him why, he said: "As long as there is a small difference between the two employees, the first employee will send an email. The second employee will write a reply, and send a copy Copy to his manager, then the first employee wrote another email, and put the copy to the building, and everyone can't complete the job.
When my employees are mature, they can new technology, I will let them reuse this email system. "
8 duck
A manager often said to her little daughter: "Mommy must work hard, so when Mommy returns home, you have to obey."
One day, the babysitter was sick, and the manager had to go to her daughter office. Her office is in a industrial park, the center of the park is a large duck. Small chasing the duckling feeding, and the red passenger is full of laughter.
When the manager said another time to her daughter: "Mommy is very busy, you have to obey", the little hands are fork, and the little eyebrows are hidden, and they said: "But Mommy ... you It works with the little duck. "
After two weeks, the manager was sitting in the conference room, suddenly couldn't help but laugh.
9 old lady
A programmer encountered an old lady on the road. The old lady is holding a rattan chair, and her pair of frosty hands are winding. From a certain extent, the roughness of the rattan is more helpful rather than hindering her life.
"That is a beautiful chair, the old lady," he said: "The ratio of the rattan showing the intersection of the cross-oppressed vector, which is extremely difficult to express a multi-two equation."
The old lady didn't even looked at him, "I have a job in my hands." She said.
10 thought
A market salesman is talking about anecdotes in the computer industry. "Once, I met the programming master." He said.
"Really?" Someone asked, "What is he growing?"
The salesman shook her head in frustration. "I can't remember what we can earn, when we can earn how much money, he didn't speak; when I told him what procedure he wrote, he stared at his terminal; I told him that when the computer industry will change, he didn't say it in a word. "
At this time, the salesman's eyes went down, there was a cat in his feet and was staring at him, and its head was curiously.
11 tablets
There have been a programmer working in a distant development center, the center is located on a desolate island. One night, he couldn't sleep, got up to the outdoors.
Algorithms and formulas are like a ghost that is not scattered, and constantly remind him that those who have not completed, he feels like a huge burden on shoulders, because the company's future relies on his success.
This is a sunny night, a round of lucine moon put the road into a white. He came to a wasteland and found a lot of monuments, which were placed in a circle. This is a site programmer who has been mentioned in the folk legend of people to think of what he has read in the book - these monuments have been astronomical calculators to predict the operation cycle of the celestial body. . He looked up and saw an end of the meteor like a silver needle.
The incomparable excitement is surging in his heart, he began to laugh. His laughter returned in the empty field, waking up the old people in the old people sleeping under the white stone ruins. Fourth article
1 Spider Web
A military machine minister will come to visit the programming master. The Military Machine Minister thought that this master had both money and potential, but he was disappointed. I saw the master wearing a T-shirt and blue jeans, at the positive terminal sitting in a small studio.
The minister wearing three sets of military machines hugged in the chest and watched the master. "You are known for your mind," said the minister of the military machine, "So, I ask you, what is the secret of the computer?"
The master looked up and looked at the minister of the military. I didn't say a word. Subsequently he led the minister of the military to the garden, there was a spider to vomit a network between two. Dew hanging on the Internet, sunlight is reversed to 10 million detailed rainbow.
The master whispered: "Look carefully." Then he picked up a fine branch, gently touched the spider web, the net like a creature. "This is the secret of the computer." He said.
The Military Machine Minister believes that the master is ridicuing to him, picked up a stone to throw it. The stone was passed, and the net only left a broken silk hanging on a humid leaves. He left, compared with the time, he did not become smart.
2 two artists
Two artists talk about their respective artworks.
"I am mixed with paint," said the first one, "I dig out the ore from the ground, put them into powder, and mix the stone powder with my spit, then store it in a mud, I use myself. The ax cuts a bark, I use this bark to paint. When I finished an artwork, I know that it is totally me. "
"I design a graphic program," said the second part, "I am sourcing the procedures and algorithms from the full-grain magazine. I entered the mathematical formula on my keyboard, using these mathematical formulas to draw my curve. When When I finished an artwork, I knew that it was all for me. "
3 an old fable
Chairman ordered his programmer to create a powerful giant computer.
This programmer worked for many months. Finally, he led the chairman into a room that was full of iron boxes, and the box was inlaid with a sparkling indicator. "This is the machine I built according to your will," he said, "it can answer any questions."
The chairman was attracted, and he decided to ask this computer to be surprised by human beings since the beginning of time: "Is God exists?"
The programmer touched this problem into the computer.
The light flashed, and the room had a stock electricity. Finally, a deep voice is sent from a iron box, "Now he exists!"
I heard this, the chairman slipped away.
The programmer smiled faintly, and thought: "The fool thought it was itself!"
4 two computer users
Two computer users in a office. The first user said: "I can't stand this machine in the moment. When I entered the command, it didn't execute. It is really, it runs in one way, but then it runs in another way. I think it is definitely hated, because when I urgently need it, it seems to always go wrong. "
The second user said: "I am in front of my computer, just like a king sitting on the throne. I issued a command, waiting quietly, see what happened. When my wish Meet, I am very happy; my wish is blocked, I will try another different order. I treat my computer as a slave, I don't expect it to be as smart as me. "
5 programmer's dream
A programmer never writes a program at night. Someone asked him why he replied: "One night, I fell asleep before my terminal. I feel that my consciousness drifted my body, the survival cable flowed into the data center. I feel that I have entered the host. I saw those programs flying over memory like a blast. I was quietly horrified. I found a weapon, this is a channel connected to the outside world, passing through the information sent to the world. The number of computers, I reached the phone system. My consciousness became more calm. I will not be everywhere. I will not be the same. I don't want the margin. I suddenly woke up, my head pressure On the keyboard, the entire screen is full of letters 'A'. This is why I don't write the program at night. "
6 two company executive officials
The chairman of a company let his two executives talk about their respective taskers.
The first executor seems to think that this problem is not necessary to consider, soon, I will say: "My body and mind are completely put into my work, I work all day long, I hope that my employee can have the same Dedication, I have no time to retire. "
The second executive took care of a while and then cautiously: "Every behavior, every speech has passed my own central processor. Sometimes, when I encountered a problem, I will be on When I slept on the table, I had an answer when I woke up. I always make my organization have an opposite sex to the time when I don't need my guidelines, I will quietly retire. "
7 programmer's wife
There is a programmer, he invented a lot, but the idea of the invention is always stealing by others. The programmer's wife is full of belly, she asked: "Why do you never fight for your thoughts?"
The programmer blinked, as if I just woke up from my dreams. He said: "When I am programmed, I am in a series of chain relations. My thoughts become specific, my concept transforms illusory into reality, the structure of the existence is re-combined in front of my eyes, I change It became a carrier of the cosmo creativity. I vacatedly like a wings of the dragon. Why do I care if someone knows my name? "
8 stubborn manager
A beginner programmer told the master that he plans a special trouble manager. "Under my computer, I have a trillion in my hand, I will write detailed reports, the manager will be amazed to my data and change his ideas."
Master commented: "All the facts in the world cannot change a stubborn idea. Once he seized a concept that is suitable for his nature, he will never recall this concept, even in his neck A knife. For such a person, hundreds of millions of facts will be indifferent. "
The initiator scratched the forehead. "Since the truth is so incomplete, how can I change his ideas?"
Master said: "You must forget the facts, you must forget the data. Give him a concept, this concept must be able to make a bridge between his nature and the world, only there will change his thoughts."
9 two manager
There are two managers supervisor the same project. One day, they all participated in a plan meeting.
The day of the meeting was over. The first manager willed to the door, with the shoulders, opened the house. He complained to his wife: "I can't believe how stupid people are. Today I participated in an endless meeting, they discussed the big things in sesame, just like discussing life and death. I What can do is to control yourself not scream. If you want me to work more, I really want to be crazy. "His wife was scared by his words. That night, he had been awake, alone. When the second manager returned home, he said to his wife: "I have been very effective today. I have participated in a meeting, and many small details will be discussed, but those are just the face of things. As we further mutual Talk, I found that it is like a fragrant flowers bloom in front of us. Really, we are the gardener of thought. "Then he kissed his wife, he had forgotten the work during the rest of the time.
10 teachers
On a street sidewalk, an old man dressed in a black suit is shouting out of the fairy in a holy book. His face is full of red, and his eyes are full of terrible anger. Several young people in silk fashion passed, they didn't seem to have heard it, it seems to have only found a smile.
In the distance, a mountain overlooks this city. On the mountain, a grandfather sat together with his grandson, they looked quietly to the sun gradually western. Just when the sunset touched the smooth and coherent horizon, grandfather joined his child, and he told him a secret.
11 saints
The saints of the past generations go to the world from heaven and look for a reliable heir. They immediately fell into the controversies of the types of people to find.
Sakyamuni is sitting under the tree, he said: "Of course, we must find a monks, only the monks can understand the essence of the universe."
Kongfiff got his sparse beard. "The monks only care about their own development. We should find a politician, he can develop laws, thus bringing order to society."
Moses arms crossed in the trusted chest, "politicians are always the hobby of power. We'd better find a lawyer, he can explain the law."
Jesus deeply sighed, "lawyers are often cold and ruthless. We should find a trolley, he can teach the public."
Muhammad's eyes flashed, "noisy, always noisy! We need a warrior, he will defend human sacred."
Laozi stood one side and did not join this debate. Other saints require Laozi to make a judgment. "What kind of person should we look for?" They asked.
Laozi did not say, just led them along a rugged small road.
The small road became a road, and then the road became a highway, they came to a city. The dazzling light bulb and the green advertising sign cover the horizon, the wire is like a black spider web, and the car is just like a crazy iron shell insect. When the aircraft sharply roared with the brown toxic clouds, the sparsered people held their ears with their hands.
Finally, they came to a building. In this building, they saw a person sitting in front of the computer screen.
Those saints look at Laozi with an untrustful vision, "a programmer? Are you crazy?" They asked.
Laozi laughed. "Please look carefully. In addition to his eyes, this person did not see anything. It is surrounded by the surrounding computer. He only knows the reality he created, but realizes that is illusory. He has transcended technology. Machine. "About" Programming "and its author
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The author of this book Jeffrey. Geoffrey James graduated from the University of California, started a software engineer in a large computer company in 1977. He won the "Excellent Technical Medal" in the United States due to the design and use of an advanced computer-aided typesetting system, and he also tried to figure out the global plan for some major computer suppliers.
Jess has coached the University of California, the University of Washington and the University of Boston, teaching technological and management courses, and has been invited to express a speech at the International Conference. He has written seven books, and the recent new book "The Wisdom of Electronic Elite" is sold in the three weeks after the first version.
Stepping into middle-aged Jeffrey is now an Execute for Business Wisdom, which advocates the philosophy of "Applying Cultural Dynamics", that is, combining the best management techniques into the most successful high-tech enterprises and will manage this Technologies exchange and promotion to other industries. The Society http://www.businesswisdom.com. If you want to know more about the author, in addition to some sites, you can also visit http://www.upside.comhttp: //www.datamation.com to retrieve his latest article, these articles to discuss high-tech industries The development trend, and the management and product marketing of its enterprises.
Jeffrey is particularly interested in the culture and history of China, especially Tai Chi. He has to practice Taijiquan every morning, and he has been more than 20 years. According to the author, he said that he was originally written in the "Programming", its inspiration and conception, benefited from the mysterious feel after the morning of Tai Chi exercises.
