The philosophy in the joke is just a laugh? ? Don't you think about it? ? 1. The father and son have passed the five-star hotel door and see a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father: "Sitting this kind of car, there must be no learning in the belly!" The father told the reply: "People who say this kind of words, there is no money in the pocket!" (Note: You What is the view of things, is it reflected in your heart's true attitude?) 2, after dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes, father and son watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, the kitchen came to break the sound of the plate, and then a silence. It is a son looking at his father, saying: "You must be a mother break." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear." (Note: Our habits come to see people with different standards, so that it is often the responsible Take the strict, to be width.) 3, there are two Taiwan Tourism Group to Japan Izu Peninsula, the road conditions are very bad, everywhere is a pit hole. One of the tour guides sorry, saying that the road is simply like a PA. Say and another guide but poetry said to tourists: Mr. Mr., the road we walked now, is a well-known Amai Wine Wo Avenue. (Note: Although it is the same, different ideas will produce different attitudes. What wonderful things are, how to think, decide you.) 4, the same is the third grade of primary school, in composition Said that their future volunteers are as clowns. Chinese teachers are: "There is no big blem, the scorpion is not taking advantage!" Teacher with foreign countries will say: "May you bring laughter to the world!" (Note: As a elder, we are not only easy to request more In encouraging, narrow definitions defined.) 5. In the Palace Museum, there is a wife who is impatient to her: "I said why you are so slow. It turned out that you are still stopping. Things. "(Note: Someone only knows on the road of life, the result lost the beautiful flowers of the two sides.) 6, the wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband has been talking next to her: slow. heads up! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over. Quick shouts, too much oil! Tofu is all flat! "厎" wives out, "I know how to cooking." "Of course, Mrs.," The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know, when I am driving, you are chatting next to you, how to feel "(Note: I don't have difficult others. As long as you are willing to stand in the opponent's angle and stand.) 7 A bus with passengers quickly advanced along the downhill, there is a person behind it. Catching this car. A passenger stretched out from the window to the person who chased the car: "Old brother! Calculate, you can't catch up!" "I have to catch it," this person said: "I am this car." Machine! "(Note: Some people must work hard, because not this, the consequences are very tragic! However, it is because it is necessary to go all out, potential instinct, and unknown, it will eventually show it.) 11, A: "The newly moved neighbors is good, last three in the middle of the night, when the night is quiet, running to fierce the doorbell of my house." B: "It is indeed evil! Do you have a warning?" I am a madman and continue to blow my little speaker.
