.
The real programmer does not follow the rules, they say to the user: get what you want, then go,
You are very fortunate!
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Real programmer does not write a comment. It is difficult to understand that it is difficult to write. It is difficult to modify.
* Real programmers don't write application program; They Program Right Down The Bare Metal. Application Programming is forfebs who can't do
Systems programming.
The real programmer does not write the application. They love white hands. Only don't know how to write system programs
Soft people write the application.
* Real programmers don't eat quiche. In Fact, Real Programmers Don't Know
How to spell quiche. They eat twinkies, and szechwan food.
The real programmer does not eat egg rolls. They don't understand the word "quiche (egg roll)" at all disdain.
They eat Twinkies and Sichuan cuisine.
Note: Twinkies may be some kind of food that is sandwiched with two slices.
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Real programmers do not have to write programs with COBOL. COBOL is the use of timidity.
* Real programs' Programs Never Work Right The First Time. But if you throw the machine The Machine The can be patched Into Working in "Only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.
The real programmer always loves to stay a bug. Only when he threw him back to the computer, he would be willing to bow. They only
It takes a few times to debug a good program, but it takes 30 hours each time.
* Real programmers don't write in fortran. Fortran Is for Pipe Stress Freaks
And crystallography weenies.
Real programmers do not need to write programs. Fortran is used by science weird.
* Real Programmers Never Work 9 To 5. If any real programers are arrone AT
9
AM, IT's Because They WERE UP All Night.
The real programmer is not nine nine nights. If you see a programs like blust in the morning,
That's because he works all night.
* Real programmers don't write in Basic. Actually, No Programmers Write in
Basic, after the age of 12.
Real programmers must never use Basic. If you are only twelve years old, you only use,
Are you really twelve? ! !
* Real programmers don't write in pl / i. Pl / i is for programmers who can't
Decide WHETER TO WRITE IN COBOL or FORTRAN.
The real programmer does not have to use PL / I. If you are hesitating with COBOL or in Fortran,
Then you simply make a thorough fashion - use PL / I!
* Real programmers don't play tennis, or any other Sport That Requires you
TO
Change Clothers. Mountain Climbing IS OK, And Real Programmers Wear THEIR
Climbing Boots to Work In Case A Mountain Should Suddenly Spring Up in The
Middle of the machine.
The real programmer does not play the movement of the replacement, such as tennis.
Mountaineering is the best, they always wear hiking shoes when they work, and they feel that there will be one
The mountains are in the middle of the machine room, and then they can easily climb up.
* Real programmers don't documentation is for simps who can't read
The Listings or the Object Deck.
The real programmer does not write a document. The document is preparing for the stupid people who can't read the source program, and they
Don't like stupid people.
* Real programmers don't write in bliss, or ada, or any of those pinko
Computer science languages. Strong Typing is for mind with weak
Memories.
The real programmer does not have to use BLISS, Ada. People who have poor records like to knock on the keyboard,
The real programmer's memory is very good.
* Real programmers Only Write Specs for Languages That Might Run ON FUTURE
Hardware. NoBoboby TrusThe To Write Specs for Anything Homo Sapiens Will
Ever Be Able To Fit On A Single Planet.
The real programmers are only written for future machines. Which planet will be trustworthy?
Use their standards.
* Real programmers spend 70 /% of their work day fiddling arround and then get
More Done in The Other 30 /% Than A User Could Get Done in A WEEK.
The real programmer spends 70% of the time without anything, and then completes others with the remaining time.
Things don't work in the week.
* Real programmers are surprised when odometer in their Cars don't Turn
FROM 99999 to 9999A.
The real programmer is very surprised to jump from 9999 to the mileage in their cars.
* Real Programmers Are Concerned with the AESTHETICS OF THEIR CRAFT;
Will Writhe in Pain At Shabby Workmanship In a Piece of Code.
The real programmer is very concerned about the artistic properties of their code written. A small piece of code
Will let them sleep uneasy.
* Real programmers will defend to the death the Virtues of a certin pieceof
Peripheral Equipment, Especially Their Lifeline, The Terminal.
The real programmer will defend their lifeline-network.
* Real Programmers Never Use Hard Copy Terminals, They Never Use Terminals
That Run At Less Than 9600 Baud, They Never Use a Terminal At Less Than
ITS
Maximum phactical speed.
Real programmers never use slow MODEM. They don't have to be less than 9600 bps modem, in fact,
They don't have any of the MODEMs below the extreme speed.
* Real Programmers Think The Know The Answers To your problems, and will
Happily Tell The To You Rather Than Answer Your Questions.
The real programmer knows what you have encountered, they will not wait for you to ask.
* Real Programmers Never Program in Cobol, Money Is No Object.
Real programmers do not have to program, money such as dilactation.
Note: I don't know how cloud!
* Real Programmers Never Right Justify Text That Will Be Read on A
Fixed-Character-Width Medium.
The real programmer is written to the text.
* Real Programmers Wear Hiking Boots Only When It's Much Too Cold To Wear
Sandals. When it's Only Too Cold, They Wear Socks with Their Sandals.
The real programmer loves to wear sandals, even if the weather is getting cold, they just put on the socks.
They will only replace their running shoes when only cold winds.
* Real programmers don't think what the shouth get paid at all for their
Work, But The Know That They're Worth Every Penny That They Do Make.
The real programmer doesn't usually want to get the money every minute, but any money to get your hand.
Warm deserved.
* Real programmers log in first thing in the morning, last thing before they
Go to Sleep, And Stay Logged in For Lots of Time IN Between.
The real programmer only needs to record the first thing to get up and the last thing before going to bed.
Everything is in the template.
* Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts Are After, The
ILLLERATE'S FORM OF Documentation.
The real programmer does not paint flow chart. The flowchart is a literary document.
* Real programmers don't use Macs. Computers Which Draw Cute Little Pictures
Are for WIMPS.
The real programmer does not have to use the MAC machine. The computer that draws a cute cartoon is used to give the ghost.
* Real programmers don't read manuals. Reliance ON A Reference Is Thehallmark of a Novice and a coward.
The real programmer does not look at the guide. Only beginners and courage will believe in the manual.
* Real programmers don't write in cobol. Cobol is for gum cheingsing twits who
Maintain ancient payroll programs.
The real programmer does not have to use COBOL. COBOL can only be used to maintain an ancient wage.
* Real programmers don't write in fortran. Fortran Is for WIMPY ENGINEERS
WHO
Wear White Socks. The Get Excited Over Finite State Analysis and Nuclear
Reactor Simulations.
The real programmer does not write the Fortran program. Fortran is the use of a white-collar engineer.
Those people are only a limited state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation.
* Real programmers don't write in modula-2. Modula-2 is for INSecure
AnalyternTives Who Can't Choose Between Pascal and Cobol.
Real programmers do not have to programmatically programmed MODULA-2. ModuL-2 combines the disadvantages of Pascal and COBOL.
* Real Programmers Don't write in APL, Unless the Whole Program Can Be
Written on one line.
The real programmer does not write the APL program unless he can write a program within a line.
* Real programmers don't write in lisp. Only Effeminate Programmers Use More
Parentheses Than Actual Code.
The real programmer does not use LISP programming. Only a woman's programs will use the parentheses than the code.
* Real programmers distain structured programming. Structured Programming IS
For Compulsive Neurotics Who Were Prematurely Toilet Trained. They Wear
NECKTIES AND CAREFULLY LINE UP Sharp Pencils on an Otherwise Clear Desk.
The real programmer despise structured programming. Structured programming is how to be trained too early to go to the toilet
Used in patients with disruption. Those people should make a tie before working, and then carefully
Place pencil on another desk.
* Real programmers scorn floating point arithmetic. The Decimal Point WAS
Invented for Pansy Bedwetters Who Are Unable to Think Big.
The real programmer despised floating point operations. The decimal is invented for the fool.
* Real programmers Know Every Nuance of Every Instruction and Use the the all
in
Every Real Program. Some Candyass Architectures Won't allow execute
INSTRUCTEN TO Address Another Execute Instruction As The Target
The real programmers understand the subtle difference between the instructions, and is not written in every program written.
It is not possible. Some compilers do not allow the Execute command like the target instruction
Addressing another Execute instruction. The real programmer is familiar with this restriction.
* Real programmers don't use PL / I. Pl / i is for Insecure Momma's Boys Who
Can't Choose Between Cobol and fortran.
The real programmer does not have to use PL / I. PL / I is a little boy who is snuggling around her mother can't
Use from COBOL and PASCAL.
* Real programmers don't like the team programming concept. Unless, OF
Course, They is the chief programmer.
Real programmers do not love to work together, unless they are the main program.
* REAL Program Way No Use for Managers. Managers Are Sometimes A
Necessary Evil. Managers Are Good for Dealing with Personnel Bozos, Bean
Counters, Senior Planners and Other Mental Defectives.
The real programmer is useless to manager. But the manager is an indispensable devil. manager
Can grant those who have a disadvantage, such as those senior planners (they love "teaching"
Programmers).
* Real programmers ignore schedules.
The real programmers do not work on the schedule.
* Real programmers don't bring brown bag lunches to work. If the vending
Machine Sells It, They Eat It. if The Vending Machine Doesn't Sell IT,
the
Don't Eat IT.
The real programmer does not take lunch to work. If you have to eat, you will eat it.
* Real Programmers Think Better When Playing Adventure or Rogue.
The real programmer is the smarter of the brain when risky and matters.
* Real Programmers Use c Since It's The Easiest Language to Spell.
The real programmer uses C, because c is the most prone to spelling language, only one letter.
* Real programmers don't use Symbolic Debuggers, WHO Needs Symbols.
The real programmer does not have a symbolized debugger because it actually needs symbols.
* Real programmers only Curse AT InnImate Objects.
The real programmer only cursed the dead stuff.
