Jing Yan stab Qin Wang Xianyang
Zuo Feng, Yang Qinghua, etc.
1
(Xianyang City, Mongolian traffic police appearance, blowing whistle, waving red green flag, directing traffic.)
Meng: cough, you, walk, don't watch the flag! You horses, drive forward, know? How much is you talking to you ... If you don't say the quality is improved, you have to start from the traffic rule? Take a look! Take a look at the indigenous people of these crowds! Hey, I think of me. At the beginning, I was also galloping the sand field, and the generals of the siege swayed. Last year, Li Sina was in front of the king, saying that I was not enough, I put me down here and be a small small. The traffic police. Everyone said that it is fair, I am not ridiculous enough? I am still not ridiculous enough? (Whistle) beep! you! come! (纸 纸 和) Salty-O-888 ... What look? ! I thought I didn't dare to punish you? It's the prime minister sitting and I'm bislen, I also take a ticket!
(Qin Wang, Li Si)
Qin Wang: (sing) my love!
Lis: (and) um!
Qin Wang: (singing) seems to be a fire.
Lis: (and)!
Qin Wang: (sing) burned the entire desert!
Lis: (and) desert.
Qin Wang: Haha! The song written is really enthusiastic, and the intestines are hung, and I am deeply interested.
Li S: Xie Dawang praise!
Qin Wang: Looking back, I will sing this song to the Qing Qing girl, I can get her heart.
Li S: The king really has a taste!
Qin Wang: This time, we will take it as a micro-service private visit.
Li Si: The king worry about the country and the people, and the people are like a child. It is really a blessing of the people.
Qin Wang: Hey, Yan Dan is a small child, dare to play with me! Say what to send the map, actually faith to kill me.
Li Si: He will not think that we will count, the palace is just a false king.
Qin Wang: Well, Wang Hao's army does not move, and it is a good excuse.
Lis: Is this not coming? King.
Qin Wang: Will we will be too treacherous?
Li Si: It seems to be a little, the king.
Qin Wang, Li S: Hahahaha.
Qin Wang: Li Si, Li S, we can dress up this micro-service private visit, why do you want to dress up as a woman?
Li Si: Details determine success or failure. The king is the body of a thousand gold, why noble, of course, should be cautious. Who can think that this is like a flower like a jade, is it a king?
Qin Wang: Well, it makes sense. Just, this is to be recognized by people, what is the widow?
Li Si: Please rest assured that I will pay my confidence, I am sure that no one can recognize us!
(Mongolian noticed two suspicious people.)
Meng: 咦, isn't that Li Sina? Oh! I think that I want to be a little beard, I also recognize you. Hey, beauty! Ah, Li Si, Li S, as a minister, and I don't know how to be self-love, see how I will now! Hum hum! Qin Wang: Yes, the prime minister, what is the name of the song?
Li S: Love is a fire. King!
Qin Wang: Good love is a fire! Next time I go out to K song, the widows will click on this. Let's come again, let's sing again.
Li S: Yes, the king.
Qin Wang: (sing) my love ...
Meng: (whistle) beep! (Rushing two people striving for hand, indicating). come!
Li S: (make up Qin Wang)?
Qin Wang: Go!
2
(Qin Wang, Li Shi doubt, walked to the past.)
Li S: What is it?
Meng: This brother is so familiar!
Li S: Oh, is it?
Meng: Well, let me think about it ...
Li S: Have you seen it?
Meng: Oh, right! You are very like a big brother who is surnamed Li.
Lis: You recognize the wrong person.
Meng: He looked at my body, people were handsome, and the kung fu was very good. I have a chance, I must repay him!
Li Si: (Silicolic) should have it.
Meng: Just my big brother is afraid of his wife, now he bubbles other women, this thing is to be open ...
Lis: You ... (want to attack)
Qin Wang: (with elbow, Li S) cough ~ cough ~.
Meng: What are you? (Steering Qin Wang) Is this lady uncomfortable? (Turn to Li S) This is your right, she should go to see the doctor, you also take her cross the road.
Li S: I ... (want to know)
Meng: What am I? you do not know? There are two women in these days, riding a BMW collided with a collision, have hurt several people. You said that you are crossing the road, more dangerous. Hit you, a little thing, if you hit this beauty, what do you do?
Lis: (Discouraged) Big Brother, can we go?
Meng: Remember, red flag stop, green flag, cross the road, be careful. (Tangshan adjustment) three steps and turn face, five steps, then you will tie Tang Tang ...
Li Si, Qin Wang: (anger) is enough!
Meng: Don't worry, come, take a look at it ...
Qin Wang: (to bear it) give me flat!
Mongolia: (scream) coming, attacked the police!
(Li Si, Qin Wang chased back to the way)
3
(Jing Yu appearance) Jing Wei: () How to make me hurry, in my most timidity. For this, I have already squatted in Xianyang City, ask for a little courage to give me a little bit ... (long sigh), since I received the mission of the assassination, I have seen his portrait, these days, winning The figure is like a ghost, surrounded me, entangle me, let me eat bad, sleep, this is really ... () The belt is getting wider, do not regret, for the Iraqi people. .....
Meng: coming!
Li Si: I won't have someone to save you!
(Li Si, Qin Wang is chasing the Mongolian, hitting Jing Wei.)
Meng: 大 救 我!
(Jing Wei stopped Li Si, Qin Wang.)
Jing Wei: Two chasing this brother, do not know why?
Li S: you! who? Let's go!
Jing Wei: (Jing Wei pays attention to Qin Wang)! How is this lady so familiar? ! (Qin Wang)
Qin Wang: Oh, is it?
Jing Wei: We are sure where to see too!
Qin Wang: It is impossible, it is impossible! ! !
Jing Wei: (sing) where, where to see you, your smile is familiar, I can't afford it.
Meng: Oh, yeah, good face.
Meng: (singing, Li Squa) The girls opposite the girls came over, see, see, the performance here is very exciting, please don't pretend to be ignored. (Pull out a magnifying glass) I left, right, watch, look down, every girl is not simple. I thought about it, I guess and guess, the girl's mind is really strange.
Li Siz: Hey, it is really strange! Come to the applause! ! !
Qin Wang: Well, blame! It's really strange! Everyone seems to know me! (Singing for Mongolia) You don't look at me like this, my face will become a red apple; (look back to Jing Yu, sing) You don't want to follow me like a non-tail bear, I still don't want to make friends with you!
Jing Wei: I think it is! (Sing), in the dream. In the dream, I have seen you in my dreams, sweet, smile! It is you, you are you, dreaming is you! (White), but it is wrong! Where is it wrong? (Painful thinking.)
Meng: ah! The beard did not shake! You ... you ... you are the king! ! !
(Jing Wei is shocked!)
Qin Wang: (bitter, some embarrassment) um, it is the widow.
Meng: Long live the king! ! !
Li S: The king is the king! Good easy to accommodate you can't cover your light!丞 Today has a new understanding of you today! The landscape of the king is like a tsunami ... Qin Wang: Ok! The people in the world love the widows, even dreams will dream of the widows, they are recognized, this can't blame you.
(Li Squa is gratifying, smilling glance, is not good.)
Meng: Yes, the king, how can you dress this?
Qin Wang: This ... (slightly thinking) The world is big, the widow is only one thing, it is unable to do.
Monk, Li S: What?
Qin Wang: Be a woman! ! !
(Li Shui smiling, reach out thumbs)
Meng: (big dreams wake up), I understand!
Qin Wang: Li Si, the sky is late, we will not come out, go back to the palace!
Li Si, Meng Yu: Dawang Yingming!
Jing Wei: Please stay!
4
Li S: Bold! Do you dare to talk to the king?
Jing Wei: There is a matter of what you want to give to the king.
Qin Wang: What is it? Let the widows take a look.
(Jing Wei took a roll, launched, picture poor)
Li Si: Scared! Are you the Assassin from Yan Dan?
Jing Wei: Yes, (sword), please let you open!
Li S: Hey, scare people, let it.
Qin Wang: Assassin, the Assassin! I have been a silend in the previous year, I have been an name last year. I heard that this year's flying snow is coming, I can't think of you more than her!
Jing Wei: The speed is the foundation of today's winning, and we have low efficiency as suicide!
Qin Wang: (innocent ", why do you want to kill?
Jing Wei: Because you are a bad guy!
Qin Wang: Yes, I am very bad, but I am not like that six guys, they are already bad. You look at me, I don't have a traitor, I will not be corrupt, these three, I have no bags even more milk ...
Li S: (no solution, make a Qin Wang) King, Qing Qing girl is not calculated?
Qin Wang: (I push Li Si, turning to Jingxi) Do you kill me? !
Jing Wei: (not moving) nonsense, tell me!
Qin Wang: You have nothing to do, but you know? You will let two five baby becomes a homeless orphan, let the two four six beautifully become a widow that loses love!
Li S: (Make up Qin Wang) King please don't worry, Minister will take care of you for you!
Qin Wang: (angryly pushing Li Si, turning to Jingxi) What is your heart?
Jing Wei: Sorry, I am a assassin!
Qin Wang: Hey! I tell you reason, but you don't listen, I have to change one way ... Jing Wei: Well?
Qin Wang: tells you the truth.
Jing Wei: cut.
(Li Si, I want to open, and I will take it by Qin Wang.)
Li S: What, king?
Qin Wang: You will come back! (Turns into the head.)
Meng: It is not so easy to kill me.
(The big knife of the Monk is above the dagger of the Taishan criminals.)
(Finish)
(Some lines are specially designed for related actors, such as the movement of the "Junya" brothers, and the Qin Wang is a lively and lovely mm.)
