Architect [Humor] A lady called the architect, saying that her bed will shake whenever the train passes. "This is not a nonsense!" The architect replied, "Let's take a look." After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he was lying in bed, and realized that the train passed when the train passed. The architect just lie down, and the husband of the lady came back. He saw this situation, so he will drink: "What do you lying on my wife's bed?" The architect war replied: "I said that I am waiting for the train, will you believe?" [悟] Some words are true, but Listening to fake; some words are fake, but no doubt. ○ 引 [Humor] The British gentleman and French woman took a box, and women want to attract this British, and she complained to the cold after she took her down. Mr. gave her his quilt, she still said cold. "How can I help you?" Mr. asked frustrated. "I am a child, my mother always gives me a warm." "Miss, this, I love it. I can't jump off the train to find your mother?" [【顿] The man is a good man, " A man who is unresolved is a good man. ○ Shui [Humor] Mike walks into the restaurant, pointing a soup, and the waiter immediately gave him the end. When the waiter just came, Mike screamed: "Sorry, this soup can not drink." The waiter re-gave him a soup, he said: "Sorry, this soup can not drink." The waiter had to call the manager. " . The manager nodded toward Mike, said: "Sir, this dish is the most hand of this store, is very popular, is you welcome, do you ..." I said, where is it? "[Ephanu] Wrong change Of course it is a good thing. But we often change it correctly, leave mistakes, the result is wrong to add bad. ○ Faire [Humor] Dining room, an abnormally humble person touches another customer, and that person is wearing a coat. "Sorry, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I am not." The man answered. "Ah," He comfortably, "I didn't make a mistake, I am him, you wear his coat." [Epulsion] It is not easy to do. The straight-up person often lowers; the people who are rational, but it is as strong as cattle. ○ Return [Humor] A Scottish to London, I want to visit an old friend by the way, but I forgot his address, so I gave my father to my father: "Do you know the address of Toma?" He received a plurality of expedited power back: "Know." [Ephanu] When we finally found the most correct answer, it found that it was most useless. ○ Sad story [Humor] There are three people to New York holiday. They booked a suite at 45th floor of a high-level hotel. One night, the elevator of the building has failed, and the waiter arranges them in the hall overnight. After they discussed, they decided to go back to the room and agreed to laugh, sing and tell stories to alleviate the fatigue of the landing. The joke said, the song also sang, it is hard to climb to the 34th floor, everyone feels exhausted. "Well, Peter, you will talk about a humorous story." Peter said: "The story is not long, but it is sad: I forgot the key to the room."
[Epiphany] We are painful, so humorous; we humor, so happiness. ○ Selling books [humor] A very famous writer to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner is favored, and all the books will be transferred to the writer. After the writer came to the bookstore, I was very happy, asked: "Do you only sell my book only?" "Of course not." The bookstore boss answers, "Other book sales roads are very good, all sold." [【悟】 "马 马 "is a strange word: you are in the flattening of him, and it is insulting him. ○ Help [Humor] In the hall hall, an old lady walked to a middle-aged person to say before, politely said: "Sir, please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." Middle-aged people Dressed according to the requirements of the elderly. "Thank you!" The old lady said: "Help me write a little dialect, ok?" "Well." Middle-aged people wrote the old lady, smiled and asked: "What else wants to help? ? "" Well, there is a little thing. "The old lady looked at the postcard and said," Help me add a sentence: the writing is scribbled, please forgive. "[Ephanu] If you refuse you, people will hate you One week; if it is not perfect enough, it is better ...
