I finally formed a material for four years (hilarious)

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I finally formed a material for four years (hilarious) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- I am a college student who is about to move towards society. After a few years, university life created a compound fullness of my morality, intellectual, body, beauty, and labor. At the time of graduation, I would like to report a few years of learning achievements to people who care and love my people. : I learned to cook: the technology of instant noodles is first class in the 313 bedroom. I learned to use the computer: I can be able to open the plane, especially good at playing online games, and there is fresh opponents throughout the college. I learned how many foreign languages: I understand that I should use "Mi Ximei" (Japanese), and the swear should use "PIG" (English), and I don't say goodbye to "kill your big mother" (Russian). I learned the consideration and care: especially the beautiful crush, in a few years, I have taken care of more than a dozen sisters, and I have been rated as the ambassador of the school. I learned to have elegant music: I have received many karaoke competitions held by the "Night incense" music tea holder at the school gate. I have learned the fitness exercise: mainly playing mahjong, landlord, fighting. I am proficient in chemistry: I know that hydrochloric acid has strong corrosion, absolutely unable to touch it with hand. I learned from self-reliance, earn money to support myself: I often sell football tickets outside the sports center. I learned to unite classmates: a smoke, you have a drink. Everyone criticized to my hand. I practiced a good calligraphy: the famous monuments around the school have my inscription. I have learned diligence and saving: I slept from three o'clock every day, I got up in the afternoon, three meal, saving a lot of food for the country. Wash a bath for half a month, wash your clothes for a month, and I have been rated as the "Save Star" of the whole hospital. I learned to write articles: The love letter written to the girl has a drawer. I am passionate about: especially Hong Kong's soap film art. I have learned to manage: The second grade classmates are talked to me. I have mastered skilled driving technology: I can ride a bicycle while smoking. I learned to respect the old and love the young: I met the professor and shouting handsome guys, I saw the school girl called "order". I learned to work on the ground: barefoot, wearing a suit, shorts, and tie. I learned to serve people: I have a dispute with others, I often have to cry for me to admit mistakes.

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