University BBS Top Ten Classic Sign NO1: University In these four years, I have always thought that I am a talent, but I am wrong, I am not! My t m d is actually a genius! ! ! NO2: September 28, 1949, I was arrested. On the first day, the enemy severely copied me, I didn't. The next day, the enemy poured me with a pepper, I still didn't. On the third day, the enemy used the beauty of the beauty. On the fourth day, I still want to recruit, but Tm D is liberated! NO3: 俺 Use chopsticks to put a "hair" in the rice in the canteen window, watching the canteen Master's face, a white wolf, 俺 俺 得:, today at noon I can don't spend money. The guy next to the restaurant came up and saw the shoulders of the master: "Lao Liu, did not wash your hands?" NO4: I thrown the coin - If the front is facing, on the BBS; if the back is facing , On QQ; if the coin is standing, I will go to myself ~ No5: You: Every girl is once a tear angel, when you encounter your favorite boy, you will cry - so fell, change For the girl. So the boy must not live up to the girl, because the girl gave up the whole paradise for you! Me: Although I don't turn you from the angel into the girl, I hope that I will take you from the girl to the woman ~ (Khan ING) No6: a dog goes to the mountains, the farmer gave it one The sickle, the carpenter gave it a hammer. The dog came to the mountain, suddenly met a tiger, scared it, hurriedly got the sickle hammer, the tiger saw Haha laughed: "Hey, small sample, or a party member!" NO7: I turn into a big tree For you to stop the wind, you cut it into a piece of fire; I used you to make a wings to take you to heaven, but you have used the fire to make it a KFC flavor spicy chicken wings ~ -_-!
NO8: A: "What do you want to do to Zhejiang?" B: "Mixed." A: "What kind of person do you want to be?" B: "B: Merchants, a group of archaeologicals after leaving Zhejiang University?" The student discovered a piece of fossil in a certain university site, but it could only be determined to be female animals. He asked her professor which species of fossils, professors carefully studied some, sudden excited tears said: "Classmates." This is the legendary 'dinosaur' !!! "(I poured ~) NO10: (Electronic Board) Never let a virgin come out of campus! !
