* Real programmers never eat cakes. They only like cola and Sichuan cuisine. * The real programmer never writes the application. They only program in the system core. Only those idiots who don't understand system programming will write applications. * Real programmers never write programs based on specific needs. Don't mention any personalized demand, you should grateful for all of you: After all, you get the running program. * Real programmers never comment their code. If a code is very difficult to write, it will be very difficult to read, it is very difficult to change. * Real programmers never write documents. The documentation is prepared for those who don't understand the code list. * Real programmers from do not paint flow charts. The flowchart is a document that gives a literacy. Primitive person painting flow chart, how many benefits have they get? * Real programmers never read the manual. The dependence on the reference manual is a sign of novice and gallbladder. * Real programmers never use report generators. Report Builders are used to help those idiots who chew your chewing gum. * Real programmers never use COBOL language programming. Cobol means "Commonbusiness-Oriented Laymen, can't make any real programs. * Real programmers never use the Fortran language program. Fortran is used for those who wear white socks and is keen on finite state machine analysis and nuclear reactors simulation. * The real programmer never uses the PL / 1 language programming. PL / 1 is prepared for those who have an anus persistent in Cobol and Fortran. * The real programmer never uses the Basic language program. In fact, no programmer has used a Basic program after adolescence. * Real programmers never need APL language program, unless the entire program can be written in a row code. * Real programmers are never needed to program in Lisp language. Only in idiot programs, parentheses are more than useful code. * Real programmers never use PASCAL, Bliss, and ADA or other women's full-time computer language programming. Mandatory type check is just the canes of those weaknesses. * The truly programmer writes the program, and it will not work correctly when running. However, if you install these programs to the machine, they will return to normal in the "short" 30-hour debug time. * The real programmer works from the nine nights. If a real programmer came to work at 9 o'clock in the morning, it must be because he is not sleeping. * Real programmers never play tennis, or other sports that need to change clothes. Mountain climbing is also possible: The real programmer wears hiking shoes, sitting in front of the computer, looking forward to the midst of the mountains. * Real programmers contempt to structural programming. Structured programming is preparing for those who always roll up the pencil, and has been preparing for depressed psychiatric patients trained in the toilet. * Real programmers don't like the concept of team programming unless they are chief programmers. * The real programmer will not be in the paper, and they send memo by email network. * Real programmers never need managers. The manager is most annoying, they are only suitable for managing heads, two hundred and five, old stubborn, and people with other IQ. * The real programmer contempts floating point operations. Floating point operations are prepared for those who have never seen the world. * Real programmers never open the broken fordan. They love BMW, Lincoln or big trucks with ground-to-ground speed lever, of course, more popular. * Real programmers never believe the schedule. Project planners have developed a schedule, and the project manager grasps the implementation, and the timid programmer strives to keep up with the progress. Real programmers can do this.
