Hilarious student quotations

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1. Something of the exam, my desk is suddenly inspired when I am silent ~ Previous sentence: Ask the king, there are many people who ask for the second sentence, he added the sentence: just like a red fork Original sentence: It is like a Jiang Shushui to the East Stream) Teacher is not polite to play X. He is also complacent: "It turns out that my inspiration is good!" 2. It is also the language test, the topic is: jade Don't hurt, don't worry, the result of our class: Friends wife, you are welcome, the second day, parents are called to school 3. It is also a language test. Title: The Yangtze River is pushing former waves, someone A: one generation is more than one generation Wave. The result is naturally a parent, seeing parents 4. When high school, the exam is like this: Please write the work of Mr. Lu Xun's work "Mr. Fujio". The answer is as follows: Fuji wild vegetables, Fujiye Ying two wolf, (at the time, there was a baseball British life) Fujiyu Daglang, Fujiwa Road, Fujino 56, Fujino Inner Feng, Fuji wild history, etc., more absolute: Fujio Little sheep, the teacher's teacher is in the radio we ignorant 5. Reprimant, a question of "Qingshui out of Furong", or the answer "世 出 英", or the answer "deep sea dragon" ... ..., people can't cry. 6. Another time, the topic is: good medicine is strong, even learn to answer: Smoking is drinking the body, and then add an exclamation in the end - Ah !!! 7. Excteentity is: Grape Beauty Wine Night Light Cup, next sentence. There is a study like this: "Money beauty is a lot." "The results are self-evident. 8. The above sentence: the poor is the best in the same sentence: rich wife and wife 9. a teacher asked: "Martyrs, what?" I have never heard this sentence, listen to "the" Martyrs Tomb " Just say "Huangquan Road" full class fainting 10. The materials provided by the language of the language are written: the Hou Palace is three thousand people, a life: iron rod is rusted into rust, the junior high school, there is a test language, then I and I Several students are called to help other class test papers. There is a famous verification, my life is also the same, there is a student to pick up a confrontation: 尔 死 is nothing. 12. Worried can be in the country, to: Close eyes can raise 13. 噪 林 林,: The dog is more happy. (Great Han) 14. When the junior high school, the history, ask "What is Liu Bang's recruitment policy?" I learned: smile, less than ten years, less smile more. 15. There is a secondary school, ask: What is the front of the spring breeze? A: Strip is not rooted. (I see the martial arts novels in those days)

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