All major companies went to Africa to see elephants, and the buddies in Puhuayong Road have passed the elephants in the past: I am Puhua.
> Yongdong. The elephant is crying, because even elephants know the hard work of Pu China. Then he said with an elephant: Let's come
> African numbers. The elephant is happy, the original Puhua Yongdao still does not still have four or six by auditing to eat. Finally he followed an elephant
> Say: Let's come to Africa and plan to play several elephants to go to work, and the elephants are scared to run while crying.
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> Another story is IBM:
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> Two food people go to IBM to work, the boss said "It is absolutely not you to eat people in the company, otherwise I will immediately remove you.
>! "Three months come down, everyone, no things, suddenly one day boss calls two eating people to the office
>: "Don't let you eat people, don't let you eat, still eat, you don't have to come to work tomorrow!" Two eating people
> Picking things to leave IBM, I can't help but another: "Tell you how many times don't eat alive
> People, in March, we have to eat a departmental manager every day, and there is no matter, yesterday, you ate a cleaner, standing
engraved
> Just discovered! "
>
> Another McKinsey :)
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> One day, a farmer rushed a group of sheep to walk on the grassland.
> When I met a person, I said to him: "I can tell you, have a few sheep in your flock."
> His satellite positioning technology and new network technology send information to the headquarters database ... After a while, he tells farms
> There are 1460 sheep in the people.
"Farmers' point" is right. Subsequently, he asked the peasant to give him a sheep as a remuneration, and the peasants agreed.
> But the peasant said: "If I can say which company you are, can you give me the sheep?" The man nodded.
The peasant said: "You are McKinsey Company."
The man was surprised to ask how farmers know.
The farmers said: "There are three reasons to let me know that you are McKinsey: 1, I don't ask you, you will
I have to find the door; 2, you told me something that I have already known, but also pay for me; 3, I know you.
I don't understand our line at all, you are not a sheep at all, but a shepherd dog. "
Last weekend, I went to a familiar Western restaurant to have dinner, found that the restaurant is just renovated, and the restaurant service life has changed. I found that there were a spoon in the pocket of the servant jacket. So I called the familiar little, and I watched him the most recent change. Xiao Zhang told me that the restaurant boss recently invited Accenture as a business process restructuring to improve the work efficiency and quality of service of the restaurant.
Essezhe Consultant After two worships, the 33.333% of the table found a spoon in the ground during the meal. And in the past, service students need to go to the kitchen to change the spoon. If you put a spoon in the service-student jacket pocket, they don't have to run a kitchen alone. You can replace the spoon next time, so you can increase the labor productivity of the waiter 17.365. Just say, I am next The table sounded: their spoons are on the ground. I saw that Xiao Zhang took out the spoon from the pocket, and replaced the guests in time.
Seeing this scene, I advise the advice of Accenture. At this time, I have notified that there is a very fine rope outside the zipper of the serial trousers, and the texture and the recessive bra belt are the same, so it is difficult to find. So, I put a new question toward Xiao Zhang: "Why are you using this thin rope?" Xiao Zhang looked at it, tilted his body, said: "Good eyesight! Not everyone is like you This observation is observed! "Small Zhang then said:" Essezhe Company found average of 5.125 times per shift through the on-site observation and data analysis of the restaurant workflow, and each urban will have an average of 1.306 minutes to wash hands and baking Do Hand. Adviance Advisers suggested that we have this rope above it. After each urine, you can avoid your hand, so you can save your hands and dry trouble, both improve Service students' labor productivity, and save the water fees and electricity bills of the restaurant, "I have admired Essezhe. However, I still have a little question: "Xiao Zhang, you can pull yourself with the rope, but how can you put it back?" Xiao Zhang also cautiously around him. Pour the body, tell me with a smaller voice: "I don't know how other people solve it, but I use the spoon."
