World top SMS joke

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1. A thunderstorm in the middle of the night, shout: "Fast, pull the lamp!" The bodyguards merits the candle. Bush looked at the heavy rain outside the window, he said, "Afghanistan."

2. The new five close relationships: Tongxue, go to the hometown, take over the gun together, the collective is divided, and they are together.

3. First-class beauty bleached the sea, second-class beauty Shenzhen Zhuhai, three-class beauty stayed in Shanghai, four-class beauty countryside waiting, five-class beauty order!

4. The barber shop does not happen - massage; the song hall does not sing - all off; the sauna does not take a bath - the meat; the security does not catch the praise - cooperation

5. Examination so more focus / 引 countless candidates all overnight / 惜 Qin Huang Hanwu / courage is too small / Tang Zong Song Zu / have to copy / generation Tianjiao into Genghi Khan / finally only put white roll / closer / number romance people / all the heavy test

6.9-11 The black box on the event is found, and the last 10 seconds of the plane crashed said: "There is a beautiful woman in front, then open close."

7. Global Seven Wolves: Color Wolf Clinton, Mamolo Cole, Wild Wolf Saddam, Wolf Putin, Wolf Salon, Wolf Chen Shui Bage, Wolf Castro.

8. Overseas tourism new route - Afghan seven * tour has been launched: live in the cave, learn to make bombs and fugitive skills, lucky people have chance to take a group photo with Laden

9. A American in front of the White House is a idiot, and the result is arrested immediately. The crime is - leaking the national secret

10. I really don't know how deep, you can't pull it now, I can't pull it now, I want to leave from you, it is too deep ... stock market

11. Campus freshmen: Students who have returned to re-study are "international students", and there is a rich student at home called "Gao Fortune". The students who doze off in class are called "special difficult students".

12. What should I do? Before ordering the hotel, go into the hotel, then go to the karaoke to practice, go to Samina, and find a lady to press one. Wife discovered? Clinton Office is doing!

13. The small secretary leaders, small bays affect family, small four rounds of obstruction, small enterprises pollute the environment.

14. Laden brother, since the number of people compiled with the hiking, there is no face, smelling that you are in a cavity, and it is very gratifying, but it is also very comfortable, but it is cautious when the hole is in the sun.

15. Four confused life: Fried stocks are stirred into shareholders, speculatively fried in the landlord. Pick the girls into husband, practice successfully.

16. First wait for men without holding, second-class men call, third-class men to run, running down, four waiting men's home

17. The speech on the stage is like Kong Posen, and it is like Wang Baosen, seeing the people like Ttensen, met the leadership image and arsenic

18. A whitewood to the black district, published a campaign, in order to win the support of the black voters, the speech he turned off: "Although my skin is white, heart is as black as you."

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