尴 一: Sixth, six years, diligent, in the past three years, the first three years of science, I want to enter the examination room, but catch up with the national expansion, let the cat dog can mix a college diploma, now the university text decisive Onion! (Just mixed)
尴 二 2: The university has been mixed for four years, so that you will have a decree to get the English level 4, computer level three cards, diploma, and degree certificate two certificates, but how can you find a wishful job, some work Less than ?? I have been unemployed.
(After mixing for four years, I took a few certificates. The feeling of the current work is being cheated. Who told us that "the first time", now college students value a few money)
尴 Three: Thousands of hard work into the foreign-owned enterprise as a white-collar, or the world is five hundred, and it is found that China is now in foreign companies. There are 499 five hundred have a semicolon in China. Dried white collar lives, huge pressure, every day, how much is earning more than migrant workers, have a little bit complaining, there is an old outside table: What is your fucking, I will find one in the afternoon in the afternoon! (Lucky has not entered foreign companies)
尴 四 四: The welfare housing has long been a yellow flower yesterday, and the housing provident fund is pitiful. It also caught the shameless and livestock. It worked hard for a year, and found that if you don't eat, you don't drink, you don't drink, you will not drink, you will not drink, you will not eat, you don't drink, you will not drink, you don't drink, you will not drink, you will not drink, you don't drink, you don't drink, you will not eat, you don't drink, you will not drink, you will not eat, you don't drink, you will not drink, you don't drink, you will not drink, you will not eat, you don't drink, you will not drink, you don't have to drink the neighborhood clothes sack. The money can buy four or five square meters housing, loans live in new homes, don't get happy ?? To change the loan! (I didn't dare to buy a house, just want to rent a rent)
尴 Five: When I was young, I would like to be an honest child. The secondary school universities have spread integrity education. After work, they have to pick fake smoke, drink fake wine, tell the false words, got the fake diploma, signed in the fake invoice The word, the worst thing is ?? Flower money is a lady, and I feel full of fake. (Although it is not said, but fake wine has been drinking a lot, smoking is called people in the rivers and lakes. They are not called Miss, hear these two words are chicken bumps)
尴 尬 六: They said that the education of the planned economy has not kept in the era. They said that we must learn quality education. As we have learned, what is just touching the fur but does not know. Once the work is found, I didn't learn anything in the school, I have to spend a lot of money to go to this class to test the certificate. After the class is over, the certificate is also tested, I found that I am still a two hundred and five; (more and more feeling is really a two-five)
尴 尬 7: The electronic information industry has developed rapidly, online information is like a tide, whether it is garbage or essence, it is exhausted, no mobile phone has no computer people will feel that you are born in the land delivery age, some people play a game every day, there are people. Every day is fishing on online fishing ?? The chance of mermaid is less than one tenth. (The mermaid appears, it is people)
尴 八 八: From the primary school, Lei Feng, Lai Ning, then studying Li Shu Li, Kong Fansen, and then there were also Jinan traffic police and anti-flood heroes and reporters who were killed in exotic hometown ... Now I have to learn Yang Liwei ?? A set of surface articles, followed by selfishness. (See the government, it is to play the people to play, do not do civil servants.
: If you have a few years, you have found that there is no money to make a money, you have not, you have to re-pick the book. This bubble is in this examination. The essence note is the winning collection of the book. I hope to go to school mixed. Higher a little diploma comes out to mix the day; (recalling the days of the school), but unfortunately did not cherish it, I hope to give a chance to give a chance to have a postgraduate study
