1. Patients lying on the operating table, see all kinds of preparation before surgery, I feel very uneasy, just say, "??, ???????????????? Doctor patted his shoulders, comfort, "I am also the same."
2. There is a Japanese, the French, and the Chinese people composed of 3 people in the desert, just when they desperate, they found a goddess, so they wiped two times, the elf The lamp drilled out: "Since you are summoned by you, I will satisfy your three wishes, let's talk!" The Japanese said: "I want the right" "I want money" "I want to return home!" "A god, the Japanese are willing to return to China! The French saw very happy: "I want beauty!" "I want to dress!" "I want to go back!" The French returned to China! The elf looks at the Chinese asks what you want? The Chinese thought about it: "I will come to the bottle of the second pot!" A person said, "I will give it a self-drinking:" Let's come to the bottle of two pots! "Drinking the drunken wizard said the third wish:" Tell me back! "
After the coming, the two were very angry, but the incident had been angry, but they continued, and fortunately, the luck found a god spot. This French and Japanese must say it. The Chinese said the first wish of the elf: "Come to the bottle of two pots first!" The rise of drinking again: "Come to the bottle of two pots!" Drunken Elf said the third wish: Ok, you can go back! "
3.>> Senate: Comrades! Soldier: The first is good! The head told the chest of a soldier: How good this muscle is practiced! Shu soldiers:>> Report head, I am a female soldier
