1. The blood of the vampire bat is full of blood, the bat is very envious, ask him to find so many blood, it takes the bat to a big tree, ask: See the big tree? Answer: I saw it. It: I rely on, I didn't see it!
2. A major student was arrested by the enemy. The enemy tied him on the pole, and then asked him: said, where are you? Don't say it, you will die! The university came back to the enemy, and the result was died, he said: I am a big!
3. You are linning in the theater, you have four positions, others call you, you only don't move in two. The security guard said: "If you hate ~ Brother, which road? You bite your teeth: The upstairs is falling!
4. Patient: I have insomnia. Doctor: These pills, red let you dream Dehua; white dreams to Allen; green dreams to Run, the patient; then I will take it? Doctor: Then you can see Guolong.
5. When a monkey eats flowers, you must first put it into your ass again. Explain about this administrator: Some people have feeding it, and the peach nucleus can not come out, the monkey is scared, and now it must be eaten again.
6. The small two quarrels, threw a pillow from the top floor, just a way to pass, very happy; a moment and quilt fly, 乞丐. So I shouted my tears: my brother, the way is good, throw the woman, it!
7. The female outside the family should be renovated and ask the boss for a week. After a week, the house was not decorated, and I had to generate a vacation. The boss was shocked after receiving the telegram! Write the telegram: the oversees have not been broken, and the holiday will be a week.
8. I heard that you were hit by eight thieves. You were not knocked down, and he had a good life ... Later, you knew that you were tied to the tree. Haha!
9. Eight Rings meet the month old asked: Month! Why let me separate with the master of magnolia. Month: She is a person, you are a demon, I am afraid that your child will give birth to a demon.
10. A pair of men and women were not shorten, and they announced their marriage. When the cave is, everyone asks why it is going to get married so soon? Men's answer: "I want to pass." The woman's answer: "I want to open."
11. A male neck is rough and big, helpless for medical treatment. What is the doctor asked? Monasure: "Last night, with his wife, eat two aphrodisiac, the result card in the throat."
12. One kiss, two love, three births are fortunate, the four eyes are relatively, I only love you, the sky is long, a life forever
13. When I am going to make love at night, my wife suddenly opened the lights, and I was shocked to take a big cucumber! "Sexual despicable little people! Do you use this and I love five years?" "Yes, I will ask you, what is the child?"
14. A man looked for a doctor after she took a striptease: my eyes were red and swollen. After the doctor asked, advised him: When you look at the performance, try to blink a few times, it will not be the same.
15. The teacher is doing a family investigation, he asked Xiaoqiang: Have you had a brother? I saw that Xiao Qiang was very laborious to bent toward her own crotch ... After a while: Teacher, I really can't afford!
16.007 Go to China to go out, and during the time of handing with a beautiful Chinese female sentiment, the last female sentiment will not resist the charm of 007, and the two are finally intense.
After the Wushan Yunyu, the female sentiment satisfied 007 said: "Bat! It's a great!" 007 inexpensively, think is a. Since then, every time I have a beautiful woman asking him, he replied: "Bond! James Bond!" 17. When you see this short message, you have already in the violent love, the only antipoact is to marry me, don't take it, let's get married!
18. If you cry, I am willing to be your hand in your hand; if you wake up, I am willing to be your eyes; if you die, I will be the only cloth on you.
19. Weather forecast: Tonight to tomorrow morning miss you, it is expected to go to continue thinking of you, is extended by the low emotion, the evening will be turned to be big, and the mood will reduce five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue to see you. .
20. The child steals the pick-up of the brothel parrot, and it is called when I enter the door parrot; moving! Seeing his mother again: The boss also changed! I saw his sister again: Miss also changed! Seeing his father and calling; I fuck or old customers!
twenty one. A woman's stealing husband suddenly returned home, and she fled and fled and fled and mixed into the morning run. Have a curios: Don't wear clothes? Answer: Naked! never seen it? Some people answer: I have seen it, but I have never seen a naked.
twenty two. Dear users: Because of the vast majority of text messages, it is a very bad impact on the society, we have suspended your SMS function, please bring your own small bench to the nearby police station to learn the style!
