Sender: Hry (HRY), News District: Joke
Title: I am a memory!
Sending station: Party BBS (Sat Apr 16 19:05:44 2005), this site (Sopai.Net)
I am a memory, I work in a desktop computer, but I can't remember where I come, what brand is
Because I forget. My boss is CPU big brother, he is our boss. They all said that he is a computer's mind, but I look at him.
The brain is really too small, than I want to forget. Every day he doesn't stop asking me, what is a certain page of a certain page?
? I always tell him about it, but I have forgotten it without a second, and I have to ask again, I said that my brother is
I am not annoying, can you remember something useful? He said "Memory brothers, I have a hard time, I will do it every day."
Question, dizziness, I am also difficult. "
In fact, I don't want to be careful to him, because his brain is small, thinking is also very simple. Although he is my boss, each time
I woke up, he didn't remember anything, I always hurried to find BIOS brothers, "Hey, buddy, do today
What is coming ". BIOS is always impatiently talked about the work you must do every day, then go to sleep. Next,
I am busy with my brother.
In the brothers in the chassis, I like the hard drive. His brain is big, remembers more, and remember. His speed
Slow, and very few mistakes, this shows that he is very deep, I feel like this. CPU thinks so, but he is stupid, each time
I have forgotten who the hard drive is. When you start your own test: Hey, who is the guy?
"ST380021A!" I always repeat it.
The hard drive likes me, I think people like him are not suitable for technical work, sooner or later will split, but he
Do not believe.
In fact, I always forget almost all things when I fell asleep, but I never forget my friends. A piece of
The place called CMOS, that is the deepest place in my memory, saved the name of the hard disk and the optical drive. Some things should be soon forgotten
And some things should always remember. I always think so again.
BIOS is a very strange guy, he is always sleeping, but it is always the first to wake up. Let us self-test, start,
Then sleep. I know if I am in CMOS in CMOS.
The shadow option is removed, he can't sleep, but look at him faint looks, you can't bear to do this. he
I always love to be ignored, no one knows him. But this hard disk loves, but I realized him again.
That is a matter of time ago, it seems to have a notebook hard drive in the chassis, very cute, I like her. Do not
In addition to remember that he is cute, you have forgotten. This is where I am lucky than the hard drive, I will forget all.
I have forgotten it, but he remembers anything.
Since the laptop hard drive, the hard disk becomes very abnormal. Every time his magnetic head has passed some places, I
They can feel that the current is not normal.
"What is this hard disk?" I asked CPU.
"Who is a hard drive?"
I know that there is no way to communicate with the CPU, but the BIOS is not good to say: "The fool loves." I don't know what
It's love, because I can't remember something, it seems that some people or things have left traces in my life, but I am light.
I forgot them.
BIOS said to me: "Memory to you is too easy, so you have forgotten faster, life can be forever memory
A painful. "I don't understand, but I know that BIOS has been brushed, then he hurts, like to die. My remember
Recalling is light, not as they ... I envy them, because they have memories, and we have, I have learned from here.
Melancholy, because I wrote two words "melancholy" in CMOS.
The hard disk is not right than one day, and finally one day, the CPU said to me: What is the following instructions?
I saw it, I was shocked: "format"
"What is it?" CPU is very excited, this guy who has no brain.
I still told him. I don't know why you do it.
The hard disk hesitated for a long time, and finally said TRACK 0 BAD, Disk Unusable.
The electric shutdown, I have been a long time, I have a few clocks in the dark.
After a month, the hard drive came back, and perhaps the last struggle didn't make him get rid of cruel fate, he was low. What is he?
I don't remember, like a baby, we are very sad, but this is not necessarily a good thing, he doesn't have to suffer in the future.
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In order to recover data, the notebook hard drive is back. "Hi, ST", she said, "You don't know me?"
The hard disk does not speak, it seems that the low is very harmful to him.
After a while, he said: "Sorry, it seems that we have not seen it ...".
Notebook hard drive is very sad, I can feel the current of her tears. "I don't even want to even forget."
"Oh……". The hard disk does not answer.
I am very sad, the heart of the laptop is still remembered, and he forgot everything, and that is his most don't want to forget
of. Is it lucky, still pain, I can't say it, just feel that the creation of people, there is a faint sadness.
At this time, a strange current from the BIOS, I feel that the expression of the hard disk is changing, from indifferent to excitement, because of excitement
Sad, by sadness ...
"IBM, you are back ...".
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Later, BIOS said to me. In fact, he did not sleep. Since the hard disk hide the files, he will have this.
The end of the sample, so secretly put some of these files in the backup.
"Fortunately, I am Dual BIOS, although I have hidden, I am enough to let him think of ...".
I don't want BIOS to save these things, "Why do you do this?"
"Oh, we are friends."
