#include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define install = HARD
Char make_prog_look_big [1600000]; / * Make the program look large * /
Void main () {while (! crashed) {/ * If you do not collapse * / display_copyright_Message (); / * Display copyright information * / display_bill_rules_message (); / * Show the information of Bill's rules * / do_nothing_loop (); / * Empty loop * / if (first_time_installation) {/ * If it is the first installation * / Make_50_megabyte_swapfile (); / * Create a 50M exchange file * / do_nothing_loop (); / * Vachend * / totally_screw_up_hpfs_file_system (); / * HPFS file system completely matters * / search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS / 2 (); / * Search and delete all residual information of OS / 2 * / hang_system (); / * hang system * /} Write_something (anything); / * Just write some Information * / Display_copyright_Message (); / * Display copyright information * / do_nothing_loop (); / * Vacancy * / do_some_stuff (); if (STILL_NOT_CRASHED) {/ * If there is still no crash * / display_copyright_message (); / * Display copyright Information * / do_nothing_loop (); / * Specific empty loop * / BasicalL_Run_Windows_3.1 (); / * Basically run Windows 3.1 * / do_nothing_loop (); / * Vacuum loop * / do_nothing_loop (); / * Vacuum loop * /}}}} (DETECT_CACHE ()) / * If the cache is detected * / disable_cache (); / * makes the cache fail * / if (fast_cpu ()) {/ * If the CPU is fast * / set_wait_states (LOTS); / * Set wait status * / set_mouse (speted, very_slow); / * Set the mouse (slow) * / set_mouse (action, juMPY); / * Set the mouse (Action Jumping) * / set_mouse (Reaction, Sometimes); / * Set the mouse (sometimes reaction) * /} / * Printf ("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); * // * Printf ("Welcome to Windows 95); * / printf ("Welcome to Windows 98"); / * Output "Welcome to Windows 98" * / if (System_ok ()) / * If the system is normal * / crash (to_dos_prompt); / * crash (to DOS prompt) * / else system_memory = open ("A: /SWP0001.SWP", O_CREATE); / * Otherwise open A: /SWP0001.SWP as system memory * / while (Something) {Sleep (5); / * Sleep 5 seconds * / Get_user_input (); / * Receive user input * / sleep (5); / * Sleep 5 seconds * / ACT_ON_USER_INPUT (); / * Enter a response to the user * / sleep (5); / * Sleep 5 seconds * /} CREATE_GENERAL_PROTECTION_FAULT (); / * Produces general protection error * /
