Give girlfriend's letter (hilarious)! !

xiaoxiao2021-03-05  28

Valentine's Day, you asked me where to you, I can't remember it, after these two days, I finally thought that I have a good place for you as follows:

First, I didn't know you, I took a scholarship, I met you, I met the test. Didn't know me before you make a trip, you will take the scholarship after you know me.

Second, I endured the shame of others to wash your clothes.

Third, an apple, give you, two apples, I will give you big.

Fourth, eat a fish, I let you eat more, I have eaten fish heads.

5. You are so ugly, I also said that you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you still say that I am ugly.

Six, I have to spend money, I will only eat radish. (If you save money, you can have a shark's fins.

Seven, I didn't pay my girlfriend before I met you. I have made two boyfriend before I met me (a high school, one junior high school.)

Eight, when you are angry, I will let you be a pump. When I am angry, I put myself out of the pump.

Nine, you can kiss me when you want to kiss me. I have to agree with you when I want to kiss you.

Ten, you often hit me, I have never played you.

Eleven, once you ask me if you love other men, I will, I said that I have to kill the man. I ask you if you love other women, what will you, you say that you have to blew me.

Twelve, I bought 200 pieces of clothes for you, lie to 50 pieces. You bought 30 pieces of watches, lie to me to 300.

Thirteen, then you said that you want to make love with me, I ran away two miles to bought the condom, but you said that you just try I am not a good boys, but I still.

14, I use your headphones, I bought a new payment, you lost my bike, and I didn't say anything.

Fifteen, you are sick, I have to lose two pounds, I am sick, you are fat two pounds (you come to bed to accompany me, eat all my snacks).

16, I am not too short, you are too high.

Seventeenth, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I will go to your home, or I will sleep on the sofa.

Eighteen, my mother is so good to you, your mother is not good for me.

19. When I went to see the open-air concert, you ride on my head and I saw the taste of Jinjin. I was pressed under the crowd in the crowd.

Twenty, my family's dog is born, I will give you the best one. You have given you the goldfish you have to die, you have to give them the end.

Twenty-one, I will give you N times socks, I have lost one from the last, you only have two pairs of socks when I am sick, I will lose one.

Twenty-two, my birthday I remember every year, my birthday, you still don't know which year. Today, I will tell you once, August 29, 1980, like the Nicholas Tse you like. Others haven't thought about it, I will tell you again.

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