Http://y.sina.com.cn April 12, 2005 15:46 Chongqing Evening News is very difficult to do, don't believe you:
★ clothing
The brush is tie on a tie and will be used as a selling insurance.
Slipped round tie, slippers, will be idle as a tourist.
Bags, backpacks, and then go to travel shoes, will be not developed when developing.
★ food
I can only go home from get off work, no my own career.
I can't go home from get off work, no my own life.
I don't want to eat where to eat, there is no my wife.
★ live
The 30-year-old man who bought a house is a white-collar.
A man who gave people a house for thirty years old is a blue collar.
The man who is selling in the 30-year-old selling is not working in the abroad, which is working in the property agent. Hey, this buddy is definitely renting a house, and it is still shared.
★ line
Men who are crowded with bus often did not have breakfast.
Men who raise rent often eat breakfast on the car.
Sitting on Mercedes-Benz often never eat breakfast - after getting up, I will have lunch.
★ eat
Men who eat fast food often have no chance to talk in the company.
A man with a companion AA often only has a chance to talk on the table (lealk).
Hiding the piano, he can't eat the piano.
★ Drink
A man who loves to drink beer, there is a bunch of friends.
Man love coffee, there is a bunch of female friends.
A man who loves to drink, very few friends, no girlfriend or more than two female friends.
★ play
A man who loves to karaoke, singing is not necessarily good.
Men who love to go to the gym, the body is not necessarily good.
Men who love to go to sauna, business is not necessarily good.
★ 乐
Laughing man laughing is in a private party.
A man nodded, is in business negotiations.
A man laughing in the street is not a big prize, it is a mental illness.
(Author: Forest wooden Editor: Small language)
