Let's put a joke first.
Theme: Giant jokes are published! I wish you happiness all day !>>> 1, firefly is detained because of a rogue, firefly is not affected: Who is discharged? Who is bare? Who is exposed? Toilet >> Black still doesn't make a lightning? >>>> 2, the New York, the United States, I said a sentence in the robbery of the bank: "Do not move, money is the country, life >> is your own!" >>>> 3, an electrician walks into the operating room , Said to a risk of hanging patients with oxygen masks: Hey! You listen, look good >> Suck, I need to stop 5 minutes! >>>> 4, one night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver did not turn his eyes and stared at him, naked man was angry, shouted: You he >> Mom has never seen a naked man! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves! >>>> 5, there is a patient to sing on the bed, start singing, after a while. The dean confuses, ask >> The reason, he replied: Stupid, just is a side, now B, now! >>>> 6, one day, lion and dog bear in the orchard DB. . A few days later, the tree near the lion DB is like a behemran from the bear DB. So the bear said that the sentence contains philosophy: lion is better than the bear! ~! >>>> 7, I don't just say that I don't want to play in this way, pay attention to the body, but you always say deeply: >> Don't take a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter? ? ! >>>> 8, a group of thief grab banks were photographed. The little thief said: Big Brother, the movie dream is finally round! Boss angered: idiot! >> You use your mind, it is good, with a mask, who knows which wrist. >>>> 9, my intention is a beautiful beauty. One day, she will ride a fired dinosaur to marry me, but I have seen her ride, but I didn't see its owner ... ... >>>> 10, one brother is depressed: "TMD, I was refused by MM!" The other said: "You are good, I am refused to come >>, is MM's sisters to me Say. "The buddies next to said:" You are really luck, the news I have rejected is Tong >> I have passed the female bedroom to the boys' bedroom, and I will tell me by my buddy.
"The last one said:" Ah, I've been refused >> Intelli is seen in our school BBS 'today's top ten! ! ">>> 11, when class, two boys: >> A: "I curse your girlfriend is a big! ">> B:" I curse your girlfriend is our class! " ! ! ">>> 12, big one: I found that there is a strife, the whole bowl is poured; >> Big 2: I found that there is a strife, pick it out to continue to eat; >> Big three: Discovery When doing there is no insects, I have eaten together; >> I have four o'clock: I found no insects, protests, no insects, I have to eat! >> Reading: I found a kind of insect, sigh, so that they are too single; >> Reading time: I found that there is only a worm, feeling, the school's food has improved ... >>>> 13, the sky, 4 two meters in the meal, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" !!! The stubborn, I can't suppress my heart, I can't suppress my heart. I have been angry, I am angry to the meal window, and I will reappear the iron meal box of the eight two to the window sill. I fell, in an instance, the noisy canteen calm down, more than a thousand eyes The Liu Shifu, who is looking at the meal, does not change the color, not >> Jumping, calmly push my lunch box out: "How much is said, set the 7 cockroaches, in order to change the bean bag! "> All people are turning ... >>>> 14, professional class exam last title: Who do you think the most influential physicist? I wrote "Newton". Knot >> Fruit, all the class only One person did not hit it. It turned out that everyone wrote the name of the tutor ... X, what is the world >>! >>>> 15, yesterday morning, I looked at the scenery on the balcony, I found a beautiful girl's dormitory The girl is holding hands in >> I waved, I also waved her; then she waved to another window and waved with me, I also waved with her; later she >> Go, to the third window I reacted when I waved again. It turned out that she was wiped the window ... >>>> 16, MM to find Tsinghua University, unnecessary lost. Fortunately, I met a storytel, holding a few thickening books. "Please> > Ask, how can I go to Tsinghua University? "The professor thought for a while, and he worked with a long way:" Reading, only constantly >> Try to study, you can go to Tsinghua University. ">>> 17, the only girl in the department will look at the basketball game. Suddenly, the mm skirt was blown up by the wind, the outer boy shouted: "God >>, spring out!" "The boy is in the same way as the face:" Please, it is a hometown! >>>> 18, I also saw it on that day: When a man married, I swear to my marriage. I will go out after marriage, and he will come out again. He hasn't reported it after a few days, and it is not forgotten. . Until one day, he was in the air, he suddenly realized that this is the punishment of God, so he quickly prayed: request to see other innocent people from >> forgive him.
