1. A police dog saw a general dog on the road, and ran in the majesty to ask: I am a police dog, what are you? Ordinary dog disdainfully look at it: idiot, see clearly, Laozi is a casual clothes! 2, I have a request: I invite me to eat. I hope that you can meet me. Otherwise, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall, plus two words in front: Certificate. I have to ask me to eat well, or write: marriage, men and women, the conditions are not limited. 3, the eating family father is hunting, his son is a thin, his father said: put it, no meat! His son is a fat man, his father is: put it too tired! The son is also a beautiful woman, his father said: take home, eat your mother at night! 4, one day, I went to a well-known Wish, I was bent down, I would like to throw a coin in the well, you also want to wish, but when you bend your waist, I accidentally turn into the well, I was shocked, human喃 自 语: 真 真 灵! 5, you and I am a single-wing angel, only to hug each other to fly. I came to the world, just to find you, I found you after I found you, but I found: TMD! The wings of the tricks are one behind! 6, the four-year-old boy pro-three-year-old girl, the girl said to the boy: You have to be responsible for me. The boy patted the girl's shoulder, smiled and said, you can rest assured, we are not a child! 7, late night Bush saw Laden standing in front of his bed, batching, Bush said: You are bold, dare to 闯 白宫! Laden licked the beard of Qi Qi chest, smiled in violi, said: It is so confident! 8, the monkey picks a card, it wants to see it clearly, just climbed to the branches, then a thunder hit it. The monkey cried and said: It turned out to be an IP card! 9. Zheng Xiking's wife does not see her husband, she went to the father-in-law. See the public justice, asked: Hey, what? The father-in-law is not happy, continue to wash your face. The wife is angry, and ask:, Zheng Xiriti? Gonggong anger: Wash your face! 10, a digestible patient complained to the doctor: I have never been very abnormal, what to eat, eat cucumber, eat watermelon, how can I return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat. 11, mouse: I am in love with bats, and after the children live in the air, I am not afraid of your cat. The cat is clear, pointing at the owl on the tree, said: I haven't seen my child! 12, wolf invading, small animals set up the death team confrontation. :: I have a double knife. Hedgehog: I have a hidden. The sky is swaying while singing: Hey! I have a nunchaku nunchaku! Haha! 13, the natural class teacher asked: Why is the body after death? No one answered. The teacher asked: No one knows? At this time, there was a classmate to stand up and said: That is because of your heart.
