Small gallling English notebook (5)
March 2005 reprinted:
Http://www.china-linguist.com/Englishcorner/English Note/note06.htm
Small galls English notebook five: how come
Hello Folks: Want to show your sense of humor with English, but have no chance? The following information is I found it from the Internet (the original author should not hit me!), Provide everyone's good theme ..
How Come A $ 1 Item He Wants. A Woman Will Pay $ 1 for a $ 2 item That She Doesn't Want. How come a Woman Worries About The Future Until She Gets a husband. A Man Never Worries About The Future Until He Gets A Wife. How Come A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money Than His Wife Can Spend. A Successful Woman Is One Who Come To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her a Lot . And not try to understand her at all. How Come Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. How Come Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. How Come Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. How Come A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does not. A man marries a woman expecting that she Wo't change and she does. How come a woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after this is the beginning of a new argument. How Come There are two times when a man does not understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage. How Come If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a Man It's Nine Dollars a Minute
P. So COME is: Why is this??
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