◆ The most bizarre that I have ever heard is a boys who are in the bedroom to be insulted, and they shouted in the middle of the night: "Tanks are coming!" It is really a dream.
◆ A beauty in the bedroom suddenly said: "Two breads, two handsome guys, bread, handsome guys, no see ..."
◆ Shangpu girl during weight loss (most of the normal woman's common disease), night half ancillating: "I want to eat red and burnt meat, I want to eat red beef, I have to eat red burn ribs!" I almost didn't fall under the bed.
◆ When the military training, I said to my own hair with my hand in the middle of the night: "It's over, I'm going to drop."
◆ A brother in the bedroom, suddenly sitting on 4 in the morning, I am here: "It's getting started, I'm late!" Then there are two people climb up and wear clothes.
◆ I used to listen to the bedroom and a little telling me, I suddenly said in the middle of the night: "My bank card password is ... The password is ... Yes ..." The result "It's" I haven't been "out of" Yes ", put the two buddies I am anxious to look at me in my eyes. I immediately changed the password immediately.
◆ One friend said every night, we tease him: "When you talk about the dream again, we ask your bank card's password!" One night, we are playing cards, he sleeps, he will start Say your dream, we hurriedly asked him: "What is your bank card password?" The result said: "I didn't fall asleep, I don't tell you!" Then turned over and slept! " We are awkward. The next day, we were talking about it again, and the face was stunned, and I didn't know anything, I slept very well yesterday.
◆ The most terrible night when military training. I remember once, the squad leader in the middle of the night said: "You have given me an emergency collection!" Then it is a big hairdress. When we all packed up, he stood in front of the squad, but he didn't respond, there is a bold approach, snoring!
◆ I have a dream almost every day, the most catteral sentence is: "××× (the name of the class), you gave me out!" (My brother tells me the next day) The stupid sentence is: "Wife, I Don't dare ... "
◆ I have chased a girl, to people who want to phone numbers, afraid that I will keep it in your mouth. I didn't expect to sleep in the evening, and the result made my mom heard. On the next day, I called the girl. I didn't care about me again, depressed!
◆ Let's learn a dream: "Miss, what is your name?" Then he changed a woman's voice: "My name is Xiaoli." At that time, people were laughing.
◆ A high school classmates shouted: "Tall!" (He already fell asleep on the bed) and then we tease him: "My king drags the king." Who knows him: "Who is" Who? I am here! "I fainted on the spot.
◆ When I was in the middle school, I suddenly sat in my beveled on my bevel, and then he hired his hands and said: "Go, let's go, I want to bloom!"
◆ One day, the boss is in the bedroom. CS, suddenly the bed is crazy, I saw the old two to turn the right roll right in the upper floor, and the wall was shouted, and I also shouted: "I don't want! I don't want! I don't want! "Finally," 咕咚 "sounded, as if the knee hit the wall," ah "scream is honest.
◆ At 3 o'clock in the morning, the bedroom is sitting in the bed, pointing at the ground, pointers: "Old 5! Old 5! Do you look at the ground?" The old five climbed up for a long time, the dark one The group didn't, so I was fascinated to ask the old two: "Where are you?" I only listened to the old two responded to fall asleep ... ◆ When I first, I wake up in the middle of the night. Climb half, the people sleeping on the opposite side yes: "Be careful!" Scared to go to the ladder for 5 minutes in the ladder, and then discovered the opposite person to tell the dream.
◆ In the military military training
◆ A classmate, go horseback during the day, still excited at night, and then fell asleep, we play cards, after a while, this person shouted: "Driving! Driving! Driving! Driving ..."
◆ When I was in the middle school, I read the book at night. My girl in my shop suddenly called: "You gave me!" I am surprised, the opposite place repay: "No, I don't kneel! I It is a master! "Then, everything is silent. What makes me angry is that the next day, two people say that I read the illusion of reading!
