[Repost] The boss told me to buy a mobile phone (super funny)
[Repost] The boss called me to buy a mobile phone (super funny) for three years, all of which have a good performance, but there is no change in position. Seeing the contract with the company expires, in order to retain talents, promote me for the department manager, huh, I am very happy. However, the boss is also said to me, I am good, business, humanity, ability, but still lack the temperament of managers, but also practice. How do you practice this manager's temperament? I have been working hard; as a new manager, the employees are not very admired. Finally, one day, on the banquet, the boss spit the truth, Xiao Wang, you went to buy a Lenovo mobile phone. The boss is the boss! This sentence is dial, and afterwards, it will definitely be comparable to that of a Taoist monkey, a monkey, who is still in the same year. Just, the phone just lost. So, go straight to Gome, 790 yuan to purchase a Lenovo G620C mobile phone. So, this Lenovo phone and what is the connection? I deeply caught a reflection, after a clear analysis, I got the following: 1. From the price and brand, the boss should not want me to buy him, so it is definitely not a bribery; 2, when a manager Cheats, must be included in this phone. Be sure to understand, become a successful manager - I dull down! Kung Fu pays off, I just started using the first day of the Lenovo mobile phone, I found a problem, this mobile phone often has an inexplicer crash. I was still very urgent, I realized that one is one of the cheats of a successful manager - not communicating with employees! When I was just promoted in the past, I was very familiar with everyone, there were many exchanges, so everyone is very casual; now I understand, this is a taboo of the manager, so I learned the Lenovo mobile phone, often When communicating with the subordinates, interrupt or leave (crash), the subpasses have gradually fearful, I feel that I am a loveless person, the beautiful little Liu, who just graduated, did not dare to take a crane, Oh, a good trick! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realized ~~ But this is not enough. I just started using the Lenovo mobile phone, I found a question again. This phone will suddenly become very small, so that I can't wake me up on the phone ringtones in the pillow. I was still very anxious, and I realized that this is the second-low volume of the cheats of successful managers. When the business person is active, the doctors are practiced, and the doors are also big; now I understand, this is the taboo of the manager - the show, there is no city, so I learned the Lenovo mobile phone, often in the meeting, speaking voice It is getting smaller and smaller, and the subordinates are afraid of which sentences have been leaked. When the meeting is not awkward, it is not good, and the tree is not dare to come out. The beautiful little Liu, who has just graduated, always gets to me, listening to me, huh, huh, good tube! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realized it ~~ But this is still not enough.
I just started using the third day of the Lenovo mobile phone, I found a problem, this mobile phone sent a text message frequently, the mobile phone screen only shows half screen. I was still very urgent, I realized that I realized that it is a three-person sure to say half of the tribute. In the past, it was reported to report, and it must be clearly explained with the leadership; now it is arranged next, and it can't be said. This is a taboo of the manager. So I learned the Lenovo mobile phone, often arranged when I was arranged. I said that half of it didn't say it, when I walked out of my office, I often had a face, I didn't know what I did. But I didn't dare to ask, so I was always happy when I finished my work, I was always happy, I was afraid that I criticized them that they didn't understand the leadership! The beautiful little Liu, who has just graduated is also anxious to go out of the office. Oh, good spicy trick! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realized it ~~ But this is still not enough. I just found a fourth day of the Lenovo mobile phone, I found a question, this mobile phone name is a color screen phone. In fact, the desktop is colored, other including SMS, games, settings, etc. are black and white. The procedure of the operation interface is non-common, so that sometimes I think that a certain program is written in FoxBase. I was still very anxious, and I realized that this is the four sanctuary of a successful manager. When starting to do a departmental manager, I am afraid that some work is not fine, everything is pursuing perfection, but I have finished reporting not to report, I always feel that I should do it my own, this is the administrator's taboo. So I learned the Lenovo mobile phone. When I work in the processing department, more is how much work to the superiors, as for the effectiveness of the work, no one is asking. Hanging the sheep, selling dog meat, the performance is also saved, huh, huh, good trill to the trick! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realized it ~~ But this is still not enough. I just started using the Lenovo mobile phone, I found a problem. There is a game that everyone is very familiar with this mobile phone - black and white, this game I played on the red white machine, played on Wenqu Star, But still didn't think that this old game Lenovo can make new patterns. Actually, when the chess board is over the chess game, it will not jump out of the word "you win" or "you lot" like another game, but regardless of the victory, "Game Over" is displayed, and the victory makes yourself. Determine. And although it is a color screen, the actual playback board and "Game Over" are mixed with black and white, do not care carefully, you can't see an E article. I was still very urgent, I realized that I realized that I was a five-handed administrator's cheats. Don't tell the subordinate results. When starting to do a departmental manager, I like to let the subordinates know how the superior is to evaluate his work, and the affordability is responsible for the subordinates. In fact, this is a taboo of managers. So I learned a Lenovo mobile phone. When I ask for a work result, I made my mysterious response, so that the subsidiaries feel mysterious, I feel that the higher level work is not good to pay. Oh, a good trick! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realized it ~~ But this is still not enough.
I first started using the Lenovo mobile phone on the sixth and evenings, I finally couldn't stand this weird machine, frequent crash, half-screen, known as the black and white interface of the color screen, often a crying operation design, inner worry, anger is alive, I almost let me Throw the phone from the window. I swear to retreat to my mobile phone tomorrow. Finally, I am like Yang's obstacles, I realized the true meaning of life - more painful than lost my mobile phone, I lost my mobile phone after I bought a mobile phone! ! Smart as I, in an angry, realize the ultimate cheats of a successful manager - the sixth cheats of the cheats - let the subordinate experience, hard work! ! Just layoff company, our department must cut one, but I haven't decided yet. The employees are self-dangerous, but everyone feels that Old Yang will not be cut off - Old Yang's wife is just unemployed, and it is very difficult at home. However, the heart is soft and the manager's taboo, so I learned the Lenovo mobile phone, announced to the employees, cut off the old Yang! ! From this time, the employees did not dare to have opinions. Such a unreasonable boss, who dares to endure. Even the beautiful little Liu, who had just graduated, and the shoulders, there is also intentional use of your arms! Oh, good poisonous trick! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realize it ~~ But this is still not enough. In the morning of the seventh day in the Lenovo mobile phone, I came to Guomei to prepare for the mobile phone. Guomei said that it is necessary, but it is necessary to issue a test report of Quality of Quality. Rely, is this not bullying? How can Lenovo say that your phone is unqualified. Hard sci-headed to the test center, the results are obvious, the test center tells me what the phone doesn't have! In other words, it is impossible! I thought that I had the most difficult for a few days since my life, I vowed to sell my phone. So, outside the store, looked around, dozens of dealers who acquired old mobile phones. Just find a question, mobile dealers actually tell me, this mobile phone, he bought 350 yuan (original price 790!), But give him 200 yuan, he can help me to open a quality assigned test report. As really, he has opened a test report from the test center known as "Lenovo Sunshine Service", and I paid 200 yuan, returning to Gome retreats the mobile phone. Reverse your phone feel, cool! There is no more cool than this. Those who have experienced the phone will have a feeling. In the happiness, I realized the final very cheats of a successful manager - the seven (end) of the cheats - set the key to the key! ! I used to say that people said that three four, never go to the boss, the private situation of the boss did not understand. This is definitely a taboo of the manager, so I learned to retreat to the Lenovo mobile phone, I found out the situation, I met the son who was going to school, helped him to reimburse thousands of pieces of invoices who were pursuing girlfriends. . Oh, my girlfriend has a new dress. Of course, the boss's son pursues to do, of course, the boss is happy, can the boss are not happy? Oh, a lot of twists and turns! Looking at the eyes of the boss, I know, I realized that ~~ Master the seven cheats, the company is up and down. The department manager works, I am competent. But I consciously and boss, there are still many gaps.
