The programmer is like a man, the language is like a woman, and every man wants a lot of women, but few men can really understand a woman, because men always
Chaotian four, and women are changing every day, even somewhat degenerative and cosmetic!
We all laughed
Borland said that I was very promising, Sun laughed, SUN said that I am very rich, IBM smiled, IBM said that I am very professional, Sybase laughs, Sybase said my database
Very cattle, Oracle laughs, oracle said that I am open, Linux laughs, Linux said that I am defeating UNIX, Microsoft smiles, Microsoft said that my system is very stable.
We all laughed!
Language and car
Delphi is like a Jeep, can be opened on the road, but what is not open, PB is like a kart, can only open on the fixed line, to the outdoor
It's some unstable, VC is like a sports car, you can't afford it, and once you have failed, you can't find a problem, Java is like a cinema, no
The wind is raining, or the sun is high, it can be blocked, VB is a motorcycle, the longer the time, the more you hate it!
Programmer's ideal
Four languages are all incomplete (four of Delphi, VB, PB, VC, Java)
Overtime MM at night
Department managers are dead
All bonuses
Programmer's abandonment
In order to develop, give up money, for money, give up the beauty, for the beauty, give up the freedom, for freedom, give up everything!
Several age segments
The 20-year-old programmer has no strength, and the 30-year-old programmer will do PPT, and the 40-year-old programmer has strength.
The 50-year-old programmer is only qualified. The 60-year-old programmer is holding a grandson. This is IT, the 70-year-old programmer lying on the bed to use the computer to give himself a fortune.
Programmer love articles: unit, no guts (I am afraid of being discovered by others); introduced, no money (want to make a house); online, see death (all dinosaurs);
The four major sorrows of the programmer: Please leave the salary, resign, and the lift is closed, the business trip is in the field.
The above is my original, copyrighted:) email: qiuhu7482_cn@sina.com
QQ: 79344171
