No beauty is accompanied, there is no Money to buy rice, there are several buddies in the dormitory, and there are hundreds of borsys, the first fierce bodies of the dormitory don't know where to smash, saying that there are several of the brothers to give China's famous China Mobile Communication 1860 artificial The service desk called, no matter what the means, you can't be amused, you have to make a lady, who first make a group of people asked him a meal, I am a piece of people, I can't play the skin, I can only call the contents of them. Ye Wen, for everyone to laugh, laugh and laugh by you.
The first contest: Cao Laoshi VS3323 attendant (Cao Laofa ** a northeast accent)
Hello, what do you need help? Female operator gentle standard Mandarin.
Hey! Hey!
Hello!
Hello, operator? Is it my phone?
Yes, what do you need to consult? Mr
I said that you are doing this phone.
You are free to ask our business, don't charge any fees!
Oh, don't want money! that's great! I am a northeastern person, running outside, I don't know!
Mr. Ask if you need to consult?
Yes, of course! I want to go online! You can watch it online!
Then you have to look at your mobile phone support does not support Internet access!
Support affirmation, just, my mobile phone is expensive, 40 chords, can sing or color screen
What is it supported? Is WAP or GPRS?
G (gauge) r (捺) s (捺) is a meal?
(There is a silence there, I want to be a depressed, this brother is pushing this belly.
Hey! Waiter! Hey!
Mr. that is an internet function, without it, you can't go online, not g (count) p (fart) R (捺) s (Nai wire) is GPRS!
GPR (捺) S (Nai Shi)?
RS
GPR (捺) s (nail)
R
R (捺) Miss is correct, I will read it from school. Do you see that I support?
Mr. I don't know, because I don't know what mobile phone you are, you can go to the business hall, and our staff will open it, bring your own ID card.
What! I have went there, I can't meet you?
Mr. We are just a service desk, no!
Then I have to spend 6 dollars, I have to spend 6 dollars, please tell me first.
You can download the ringtones after you open the Internet function, you can also play the game!
What? ! Can also play games!
Correct!
Can you play CS (Nai Shi)?
(The other party is still a quiet, the estimated operator is laughing, but there is no sound, failed ...)
Can't! Do you need to consult with other services?
Have!
Speaking!
I just want to ask online!
(The other party hangs up, did not hear the operator laugh, more than the end of failure) second context: Dong Laosan VS1127 attendant (understand the old three ** a child accent)
Hello, what do you have to help!
Hello, sister!
Hello, what do you need help!
Sister, I want to send text messages!
What happened to send text messages?
I won't send it!
You can let your father and mother teach you!
No, I want my sister to help me! I am giving me the girl who is next class, can't let my parents know, my sister can't tell them!
(The other party is not speaking, I want to be laughing)
Sister, you don't care about me?
Children we can't help you, because we just consult your business!
Then you can't teach me!
Will you pinin?
Will Yesterday our grand class's just learned A o ... I will read, my sister, you will read it.
(The other side is still silent, then hang up, the second game continues to end in failure)
The third contest: Wei Yabao VS1021 attendant (Wei Lao Da Kong has just received a male caller, pneumo, directly hang up, then dialing 1021, finally a woman's talk. Hebei pure place Dialect, did not say Mandarin)
Hello, what do you need help?
Hello, how are you? Listening understands you?
Mr. can!
Just now, I don't understand, I will shrink (say) words!
Now you can, what do you need to consult!
What is the four (yes) standard?
Mr. (the operator means a little smile, there is a bit breathing), you can listen to it, please say that you want to consult the business?
Do you shrink (say) the fourth (whic) standard? I heard the week (this) awkward! I want to ask if I want to ask, this SMS package is to touch (how) back four (things)!
The SMS package is a business that you handed after the SMS monthly month!
Don't you give a package?
Not! (The operator smiled and spurted) is not!
Oh, don't you give a packet?
Not!
They shrink (said) SMS package SMS package send text messages to a package!
Not!
I think about it to give a bag, I am going to have a holiday, I can't think of it!
No!
It's going to touch (how)!
This, you need to handle it, if you don't have it, it doesn't matter. It is not given your bag!
Oh, no four!
Do you need to consult with other services?
Yes, this four-motion sitting card, I can listen to the ground, I can go online!
It depends on your mobile phone. Is there a GPRS function?
I don't know!
Then look at your phone manual!
I didn't, I didn't shrink (said) the famous Su (book)! I'm four (yes) four-hand mobile phone, buy the old land. Then you can go to our business hall to bring your original ID card!
Oh, I have to go there, my mother! I am far away from the old, I can't go to the mile, I am four (yes) a village! Do you want to pay for the net?
If you open this business, you don't want money. If you download the things inside, you will be charged, 1kb3 penalty!
KB four 嘛 玩?
This is a noun, representing how much you download!
Oh, I don't know! That is not to open!
it's OK! Do you have any business needs to consult?
Yes, this mobile phone card is four? Some mobile phones in all, have a 4th card?
(The other party has a burst of sound of the keyboard, and there is a helpless laughter)
This problem is not within our service!
Oh, not in the scope (it)! Then they say that this mobile phone has Bluetooth four (four) walking (how to "back four (things)?
Bluetooth is a feature that comes with your phone itself, it can transmit information!
Oh, I understand, there is green tooth!
Oh, no, if you don't have other businesses, please hang up, we only allow 10 minutes of talk time, now 9 minutes and 18 seconds, if you don't understand, please continue to call!
Oh, then trouble, your lady, goodbye! You smile sweetly! (Hang up)
