A some school, two students are quarreling, A: "You ... you call, I can find someone!" T * B said: "You .... you play!" I don't believe it ... "and then I really ran to call. When I came back, I put a sentence:" After 30 minutes, you will know how to die !!! "At this time, B is nervous, but There is no way, after 30 minutes, the school broadcast: "A certain classmate, you have a visit, please go to the school." "Wow!" Although it is very scared, but think about it is in the school, there should be no more things . So he went to the school office, a young teen of hair was dyed to him: "Are you a certain one?" B: "I am ..." .. "Sorry, I have been waiting, this is your name 10 Hawaii Pizza plus the chicken, 5,300 yuan "B is a late night, and the teacher has changed the last test paper, unscrew the radio, and wanted to listen to music. The voice of DJ came from the radio: "XX Middle School High-level X class full class classmates give this song to their beloved Wang XX teacher, thank him for many years to give them no number of exercises (especially This year, this year, it has got a valuable practice opportunity ... "I heard this, the eyes of Wang's eyes were humid, and the heart of his heart revealed a comfort. DJ continued: "... now let us listen to this song together, Li Hui's" You will have a good result "..." Two eyes blurred, spit, foam, turn over the ground ... | C is used One day, the young army wrote in the classroom: "My Home". The young army wrote: "My family has a father and mother and three people. Every morning, we will go out, we are three people. Mom is the salesman, every day in the store is not refused; I am a student, I stayed in the classroom every day. My family is stinking, the family is a group and gas, but when my achievements are not good, my father is also hobby I have got my five-body investment, my mother is standing by side, and I have never seen any courage. D Health Baby: ... The job has been made for a long time, turn on the radio, a gentle voice came out: "If the skin color is red, the fluff on the face is delicate, then the explanation is very healthy ..." I heard it, I can't help but touch myself. Face, to the mirror, smile, look healthy. At this time, he also listened to the announcer said: "Okay, listener, this time our" pig knowledge lecture "is here ..." E The whole expert` We are high school, some teachers are very no Great. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time, they will negotiate a good teacher. On this day, this teacher lectured in the classroom. The boy who sat behind the face was painful. The hand was gently squatted. The teacher didn't care, continue to talk about it, when the teacher, the teacher just turned to the blackboard Note, this boys suddenly "concave ... wow ... !!!" (Vomiting voice) a boy in the same table put a bottle of eight treasure porridge on this boys on the table, teacher back When you are looking at the table, you are full of yellow and white. At this time, another boys took out a teaspoon, a spoonful of scoop of the things on the desk to eat, while chewing and said: "Hey, this buddy is eaten at noon.
"Teacher saw:" Wow ... Spend ... ", then there is more than one thing, in the April Fool's Day, those children have been tuned to them. A student suddenly found one below A very sound, then say "report teacher, please leave, go to the WC." "Teacher usually does not like students to go to WC when they are in class, so they don't answer. Less, students say, and performance is very uncomfortable. The teacher is right. When the student just ran to the platform, he listened to the students" finished. " Pulled. "When I reached out, when I stretched out, I made it full of milk yellow sticks. When the teacher's face, I smented, frowning, put it in the mouth:" I have eaten this morning. " The eight treasures were wasted. "The teacher is mad, the students are laughing. The original student tied a food bag on the waist of the trousers, incense little porridge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - We have high schools in high schools. Some teachers are very bad about students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time, they will negotiate a good teacher. This day, this teacher lectures in the classroom, and a boy who is sitting behind. Color, the hand is gently squatting. Teacher did not care, continue to preach, when conducting half, the teacher just turned back to the blackboard, this boys suddenly "yow ... wow ...! ! ! "(Vomiting Sound) A boy in the same table put a bottle of eight treasure porridge on the table of the boys at a very fast speed, and the teacher went to the table. At this time, another A boys took out a teaspoon, a spoonful of scoop of the things on the desk, and then said: "Hey, this buddy is eaten at noon. "Teacher saw:" Wow ... concave ... ", then spent more. --------------------------
Another one is that in the April Fool's Day, those children have a female teacher who is very much for them. A student suddenly found a very sound of a very sound, then said, "Report teacher, please leave, go to WC." Teacher usually did not like students to go to WC when class, so he did not answer. Less pour, students say, and it is very uncomfortable. The teacher is quasi. Students just ran to the platform, listening to the students said, "Finished, pull." When you reached out, when you stretched out, it was filled with milk yellow sticky. When the teacher's face, he smelled, frowned, put it in his mouth: "The eight treasures of eight treasures eaten this morning are wasteful." The teacher spit, and the students rushed. It turned out that the students tied a food bag on the waist of trousers, incense.
