A special love letter
Dear ××: You don't want to be! You received this letter, carefully thinking about it: "Since the age of sixteen, the average of each week has to receive a letter, the Army Navy Air Force Liandu, the members of the faculty student and the small Taibao of the next door The man gives me a letter, there is a text, a vernacular, there is a congratulatory, there is a blood book, I really have a tired, who is this letter to write today? "I said it again, you don't want to be! Who wrote it? Guess, guess, you must not guess, I am a person who is flat-life, born in a confusing place, read several books of catching books, wrote the article of the child. Have you seen me, but I will leave for any impression, I am a ugly eight blame, the five senses are free to develop, there is no cooperation, they say that I am like the "clock tower geeks", but the clock tower I can't ratio, because he is ugly, people are loyal and infatuated, he will not lose their temper to women, he will always loyal to her, taking big top for her, giving her a man who is trying to do with her. But what? I don't know what kind of person I am, I only heard those who have used Cantonese to marry me "salty wet old". I heard that it is the meaning of "big love" inside. In fact, this is really me, yes, I wrote the love letter, as they said, I am a "love letter is full of flying, everyone wants to chase", and why do I like this? Still not because I haven't recruited a woman, I have written at least five bursts in the average of ten, and four are returned, and the other is returned to the bulletin column. I have been so, Not discouraged, it is good, can you still blame me? Say, why do I want to write what to write? The love letter is really costly, and now is not the age of Abrarad and the love of the green. It is not the era of Teleda's "paper Romans", and no one is willing to write the love words of the vows on paper. On the handle, the handle is in the hands of others, and there is always a three-heart and two intentions are always inconvenient. And now the girls have a leisure man to write a letter, write a letter, delay in the dance, delay the church, delay the "chaotic point". Some well-behaved boys have long seen this, so they all ran to the girl's dormitory, dating directly, this is more exciting! Dori! There are many men! But tell me, don't write love, how do you teach me? I am afraid of ghosts, but I don't believe in God. The church is not my partner. I am full of thoughts, but I'm stupid; dance to dance like a drunken orangutan, and the dance will say anything else. My face is thick, but it is too ugly, my back is not bad, but I can't always go to find a girl, teach her to appreciate my back, I always turn over the face, but , Old God! I am "unbearable"! I saw my sister and brother, you must think that I am a beautiful man, my sister is all the candidates of Miss China, the younger brother also has the "China's Johnkel".
Miss did not try to help me, but when their students saw my Lushan, they had to pick a breath! At this time, I quickly turned my back to them, but it was too late, I actually saw their back! The most hateful thing is that behind their backs is "China's Johnkel", every time he is awaiting, I will pick up, he will enjoy the results! I can't hate God, because God takes his own appearance to make people, he will never make such an ugly embodiment; I can't hate Laozi and the old lady, because people will say that I am not filial; so I have to hate my home Miss and young masters, I hate that their shortcomings are concentrated together to my head, but what I use? Finally, the ladadun showed: "Old brother, please don't blame us no longer help you, please don't ask you, then bribe, God bless you, you think about it!" So I gave an angry, determined to think about myself . Big husband, odd man, in order to find a woman, ask someone to help, can this be a good man? So, I put on the coat and began to stroll in the rain, attracting a woman. But I ran an afternoon, a girl didn't attract it, but in the corner of the three paragraphs of the freshman South Road, I attracted an epilepsy. It does not sound, the thief's thief brain is behind me, the husband steps, and the husband is also happy, I don't know if it is "the big"? , Or "the dog's eyes look low", in short, it is sneaky. Very annoying, giving birth to worries. Finally, I couldn't bear it, I had to fold it once, grab the stone, this is my knowledge, turn off the dog's head and fall, and it is accompanied by the number of sputum, indicating that the Master it followed is not even! I still standing in the street, but I murdered, and I took the stone in my hands. I was celebrating the comprehensive victory. I suddenly thought of the "clock tower of the stone tactics, so I rushed the stone, and it is bad. It's too late, I finally saw a girl, she laughed, laughing very beautiful, very sweet, very "seeing me, I didn't start," I was very embarrassed, I thought that there was such a Swun's battle, actually A touching little girl saw it, this is not too difficult to love, so I hate, I hate the epilepsy of the mixed bill, I really can't hate the skin, eat its beef, not to mention the government ban, I haven't eaten dogs for a long time. If you don't eat dog meat, you will not be hot. If you don't heat it, you will have no enthusiasm. If you don't have enthusiasm, you can talk about love, do you love me? Looking at the beast that is only far away, I can't help but go, but I have to say it back. I am not used if I eat dog meat. I am so ugly, my temper is so stunned, these two are all girlfriend Mandarin injury. I know that my temper is good, and now the girls like temper, they like men to pity to them, they like them, they like they will continue. In other words, they like a little slave taste, this man will serve, will be bodied, will be angry, will be three hours, he is not afraid of wind and rain, not afraid, not afraid of the conversion of girls dorm, not afraid of girls " "Word, not afraid of nails that touch any numbers!" It is the man of such a slave's character. They have taken away the girls I want to chase, and I have also chased the only big beauty that I almost chased by me.
One mentioned that the big beauty, I can't help but feel the heart, she is really cute, and the Jenna Lulu, the Jenna, the "clock tower,". An accidental opportunity, she found that I was quite talented, so she accepted my back. In the love season of Gotte, we started to do what we can do. For me, this is of course a sudden happiness, but very fast, the sudden speed is suddenly "going" caught up, she didn't show me, - like I drop the dog's stone. So, whenever I saw or heard that she was with a slave man, I couldn't help but feel the feeling of flowers, a big indignation, I have to scratch the, I have to take the table knock on the bench. , To curse, want to be "fucking" I hate her with other men in a man, not embarrassing, 妒 I am not as good as him, in fact, how can I not be as good as him? His stinky boy, what qualifications are compared with me? I don't even compare with him. Hey, he is equipped with me, his unique qualifications are hated by me, I hate the dog's head, I am amazing the shortcomings of the girl, I regret that I am so cute, but she is not the best to love me, love God! Month! What do you eat? You only help girls, love the city, but do not encourage girls to love poets, life, Tiandao Ning, I am really tired! I am really tired! But how can I die easily: I have a birthday, is she wishing me "Shoubi Nanshan"? I am very easy to die, half a cup boiling water, a bottle of an eye medicine, the heart is one horizontal, the feet, the feet, then the two legs are stretched, the eyes are angry, I don't come, I am mourning! But I don't want to die, leave her what to do, I am gone, what should she have? I remember that time we were in Bitan, scratch the leaf carriage, I called the ghost, I proposed to go to Ximen, watch movies, and launched the house, but she is so happy, but also wants to boater. Advise her not to go, I am fire: "It's also planning, but also, is there anything else?" How is this little girl? "" Wen? Who do you say? You are still a good idea to say that I am , Imitation is a big dictator, inseparable from the woman, you have to swine the shelf in front of the woman, you said that you will watch the movie, you said that the gatherings will be placed, you will not discuss people, you don't give people free "She is fierce, I am more energetic, I shouted:" Who doesn't give you freedom, I said the movie, choose the freedom of choosing the film is yours; I said the governing, the freedom of the dish is yours, you There are so many freedoms, you still have enough, you still say that I don't democrat! Your woman! Your woman! "" What woman woman! You can't read it! Don't think that you don't have you, you will not get the door. Come, you, smells, big dictators, ugly eight strange, what is delicious, you are! "Really gone, I am rushing, my head is not going back, I swear, I don't look for her. I came back, lying in bed, oh, turning, turning it is just her phantom.
Three days have passed, I'm thin, I feel the dizziness, weakness, back pain, so I decided to find her again, I have to see if she is not thin. In fact, there will be, she will not be thin, I don't have to say what I saw. In short, that is a hit camera, I can't make it eliminated, I have to close my eyes. I don't want to repent, what is it used? Anyway, she is no longer coming back, with her frying, it is better to do tough guys, I still do tough guys! I took out the pillow and dried it. I wanted to see the pillow. I want to find a woman who is waiting for me. I hope she can understand the "Shu Jing Kong Zhao", but I haven't been there for four years. turn up. I don't have the extent of a woman from the outside. If I don't like women, I don't like it. The woman is watching, not known; and I am, I am, I am aware of it. The ancients said, "I have forgotten the situation, the last can't afford the love", I am a not forgetful, but I can't afford to love, so I have to write this flooding love letter, to try you is a girl Exceditionally, if the answer is yes, then I will say. "Love me, but don't look!" If the answer is negative, then I will say: "Scary! Even I don't love? Your spirit!" × × year × × × × 一 1961 March 24
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