[Repost from http://mmm.china-pub.com/]
1. Nurses see the patient drinking wine in the ward, I will walk the small voice: "Be careful!" The patient smiled: "Little Baby."
2. There is a man who saw a man who is about to get off at the bus. After the bucket is on the pedal, so he quickly said to the man: "Comrade, you smoke!" Men's anger: "You are only Lost!"
3. A man in toilet secrets, suddenly seeing one person to fly, in an instant wind and rain. "My buddy, I really envy you, so fast." "Envy, no pants!"
4. A company recruitment, the next English name of the girl is "Spring". The Secretary wants to take the opportunity to find your own English level, shout: "Hi! The one called 'Spring', the turn!"
5. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing next to him said: "Don't you know that I am pregnant?" I saw the man very nervous: "Can the child are not mine!"
6. People: "Is there a military in the army?" Army: "Yes, there is no military discipline!" People: "Really! Do you want to pay?" Army: "What is the money, our military discipline They are all passed down from above. "
7. A man's anger rushing into a unit, shouted: "Is this an animal protection association?" Staff: "Yes, who is it bullied?"
8. Farmer: "I often feel cold after I go to bed at night." Doctor: "I have passed, I will be warm at my wife, I will warm." Nongfu: "This method is good, but when is your wife? ? "
9. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife came to the phone, she said that I want to kiss you on the phone." Boss: "You will pick it up for me, I will give it to me."
10. Mrs. Wang pregnant with the tires and showed off from the neighbors of the neighborhood, saying that the tetora is not easy, and an average of 60,000 times will eventually occur. Mr. Li is very amazed: "Do you still have a housework?"
11. The child is considering the issue of "genetic and environment". Mother's plug: "This problem is very simple, everyone knows if the child is like a father, it is genetics; like a neighbor, that is the environment."
12. Herrushchiff visited the farm, and the reporter took a photo of his pork circle and pig. I saw the newspaper next time: I have a post next to: The third is comrades with Herrushham.
13. The woman said: "Why do you look so old?" Men said: "If you like the renminbi, will it care which year is there?"
