Programmer
The programmer is like a man, the language is like a woman, and every man wants a lot of women, but there are very few men to truly understand a woman, because men always become three times, and women are changing every day, even some are degenerative and Condolent!
We have laughed Borland and said that I am very promising. Sun laughs, sun said that I am very rich, IBM laughs, IBM said that I am very professional, Sybase laughs, Sybase said that my database is very cattle, Oracle laughs, oracle said me It is open, linux laughs, Linux said that I have to defeat Unix, Microsoft smile, Microsoft said that my system is very stable, we are all laugh!
Language and car Delphi is like a jeep. I can open it on the road. It is not good to open. PB is like a kart, I can only open it on a fixed line. It is a little uncomfortable. VC is like a sports car. You can't afford it, and once you have failed, you can't find a problem. Java is like a coblio. No matter what the wind is raining, it is still not mistaken, VB is The motorcycle, the longer the time, the more you hate it!
The ideal four languages of the programmer are all incomplete (four of Delphi, VB, PB, VC, Java) night overtime MM hold department managers die all bonuses.
The discovers of the programmer are for development, give up money, for money, give up the beauty, for the beauty, give up the freedom, for freedom, give up everything!
The programmer of several ages 20-year-old, the 30-year-old programmer will do PPT, 40-year-old programmer has the strength of the 50-year-old programmer, only qualifications, 60-year-old programmer holds the grandson This is IT, 70-year-old programmer lying down the bed with a computer to give his own
Programmer love articles: unit, no guts (I am afraid of being discovered by others); introduced, no money (want to make a house); online, see death (all dinosaurs);
The four major sorrows of the programmer: Please leave the salary, resign, and the lift is closed, the business trip is in the field.
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