Since Sun Wukong is big, he is like a Buddha in the five-way mountain, "Biu", for five hundred years ... Guanyin: Goku! Wukong: *! you again? For five hundred years, you have to come once every week, do you know that you are very annoying? Guanyin: This is your fault, I am coming to tell you a good thing today! Wukong: If you don't put me out, please talk. I am very busy now, the World Wildlife Foundation invites me to make a spokes, the Tour of the Tour, I just have to make some zero money. Guanyin: But is you now pressed under the big mountain? Wukong: Dashan? If it is not to give a little face, I have long turned into a flies. Just living in other places, I have to charge, here is the water show, I have Guanyin MM to see me, I have to go to work during the day, I will go to sleep at night? Guanyin: Why didn't you go to work today? Wukong: I *! Double-walking, Understand? Guanyin: SURE! Wukong: What is you going to tell me today? Guanyin: You listen. (Intervene, take a small book from the pocket) ... Sun Wukong, male, was pressed in the five-section mountain because of five hundred years ago, is now in the five-way mountain, now the Great Amitabha in the Tianzhu District Street Management, will The person assigned to the Tang Dynasty a monk to make an apprentice. If you don't play ~~~~~ His old wood, splash ~~~~~~ His sulfuric acid, step on him small DD
Wukong: What? Guanyin: ~~~~~~ Wuzhen: 嘘? Guanyin: I *!你 阿 阿 阿! I am letting you don't talk, that monks come! I have to flash first! Wukong:? Is this monk?
Tang Yan: According to the indication of the map, should it be here? Wukong: Ah! You step on my hand! Tang Yan: Oh, sorry, I didn't pay attention to your big turtle. Wukong: Turtle? Tang Yan: Yes? However, I haven't seen it like you like you like a big turtle shell, and the elderly monkey is the same face. Wukong: It seems that Guanyin is right, like a IQ, a person can't get the sky ... Tang Yan: Oh? Do you know Guanyin? She must be the local most red mm. I don't know if you don't know that a monkey called Sun Wukong? Wukong: This is my business card. Tang Yan: Oh? Are you also called Sun Wukong? Too clever, then you must know that the person nearby and the same name is it?
Wukong: SHXT! I shouldn't you want to get the monkey you're looking for after using your feet? I was pressed under the mountain! Tang Yan: Will not? Don't lie to me, do you think I am a fool? Wukong: Fool? Are you a fool? Are you boasting yourself or a fool? Where is you so stupid?
Tang Yan: This is also seen by you? If I am not stupid, who is TNND is willing to do this? Wukong: Ok, now you immediately go to the top of the top, I can go with you with you. Tang Yan: Ok, you are waiting
Wukong: Hello ~~~~~~~ I have found no ~~~~~~~~~ Tang Yan: I found it ~~~~~~~~~ But I don't know which one is ~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Goku: I *! How many strips have been posted on? Tang Yan: A lot! "If you want to be rich, you will have a lot of pigs", "only a good one is good", "Zhou Xingchi community, not white", "there is no silver 300 this place", "there is no photo, and the violation of the person is" ... Wukong: To the right, it is the picture of the camera. Tang Yan: Ok! I have already revealed! Wukong: OK! You are far away!噔 噔 噔 ... (Horseshike) Wukong: Remote ... 噔 噔 ... Wukong: far away ... 噔 噔 ... Wukong: far away ... Tang Yan: I *! Go again to India ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wukong: I am coming!
Tang Yan: Well? There is no mountain, how did you come out? Wukong: Do you climb away from the cave? Tang Yan: Are you climbing? That seal? Wukong: Walking the form ... In fact, the seal has already passed the shelf life, and no one came to replace, after-sales service is really ~~~~~ is a difference! Let's go?
Tang Yan: You don't hang it on this body, isn't it good? Wukong: I have hair? Tang Yan: Is there a hair? I want to be a monk, more than you! Come, put it on this. Wukong: Master, here to go to Xitian Road is far away, you have to be like this, I am afraid that I can't get the sky. Tang Yan: What happened? Wukong: I did not wear clothes, but you gave me this iron ring on my head, can't get what effect?
Tang Yan: Who so much nonsense? Call you to wear it! Wukong: I *! If you don't look at the face of Guanyin MM, I will be guilty of killing you. (Say, Wukong wears a diamond circle)
Tang Yan: § ▲ ※ 〓 ◆ ◎ ☆ ■ ↑ Wukong:? my head! Tang Yan: Hahaha! Are you afraid? Wukong: Is this a "shake curse" for a long time in the rivers and lakes? Tang Yan: Yes, this shakes your curse, you will be addicted to you immediately. I don't listen to the pulse of the pulse; if I don't listen to the two days, I will be pulled out; I will suffer from the three days. I will suffer from the blood, the face grows from the chloasma, the prostate is swollen, and it will be accompanied by menopausal symptoms. Even I have eaten the cover of Harbin Pharmaceutical Sixth Factory, can't save you! Wukong: You are very poisonous! Tang Yan: Oh, it is the so-called non-toxic, no husband, and the small is a gentleman! Wukong: Listening to you later ... Dead ghost, what "shaking his curse", hate it!
Tang Yan: Not good! Wukong: What happened? Tang Yan: Tiger! Wukong: Master, tiger is not terrible, don't you hear that poem? Tang Yan: Poetry? Wukong: Yes! The so-called "One or two three four five, Shangshan play tiger, tiger does not eat, eat big bad guys ..." Tang Yan: Please, this is a song ... Goku: I mean, I am, tiger will not die ! Tang Yan: I *! I am letting you protect me, not let you be a wild animal protection organizational image ambassador! Wukong: Learn! Oh, let's go!
Tang Yan: Wukong, why not gone? Wukong: There is a river in front! Tang Yan: What is the river? Do you kill him? Wukong: You see, this is the river. Tang Yan: Oh, this is river! (Interverence, I saw white light, Tang Yan's mounts were gone) Tang Yan: Wukong, I didn't see the teacher! Wukong: Horses don't see? I*! What can you still do? Is it still not there? Tang Yan: (reached out and touch) is ok, not lost! Wukong: It is gone by Xiao Xiaolong in the river! Tang Yan: White Long? Too stimulated, I didn't expect that I have met the monkeys who will talk and will eat the white dragon. Wukong: When can you see a big scene? You wait, I will catch him! Tang Yan: What? Are you swimming? so amazing! Wukong: Pig Sao!
(Nothing, Wukong took Xiaobai Long out of the water, Bai Longhua was in front of Tang Yan: White Dragon: You are the monk of East Tu? Tang Yan: It is right. Bai Long: Master! Tang Yan: Who? I? Recognize the wrong person! Bai Long: Yes, that is, you are Guanyin JJ let me wait for you here. Tang Yan: Is it a Guanyin? How can you here? Bai Long: I am a three princes of Donghai Longwang. I didn't expect my horse to carry me a kortal. I also rushed in my new marriage night! I smashed the cave. After burning a night pearl, I didn't expect this beads to send the jade emperor, and the jade critored me said that the password, I won't, he will derogate me!
Wukong: Wind password? What do you mean? Bai Long: It is "Old Shundong Tour Tower, Tower Sliding Tang Dang Tang Tag". Tang Yan: Oh? Do you not say good? Bai Long: nonsense, I have been in here for more than 50 years! Tang Yan: It turns out that I am not as good as I teach you a new one. "The eight hundred models are so humble, and the embarrassment of the birds and the artillery are afraid of stepping on the standard, the shooters are afraid of the fireworks."
Wukong: What is the breaking table? Let's talk about the password, I have to have it! Tang Yan: Wukong, you don't understand this, the winding is widely circulated in a language game, the words that make the sound, the rhyme or the tone is very easy to mix, form the sentence of overlapping windings, and ask for a long time, fast When the pronunciation is easy! Wukong: I *! Tang Yan: Do you hit me again? Wukong: Let's talk about it! Bai Long: Oh, sorry, master, I have ate your white horse, let me change a white horse ~~~~~~~ You go to take it? Tang Yan: Hey! I want to be good! I want BMW! Bai Long: a car! Tang Yan: Are you afraid? Director: CUT! Tang Yan: Hey! no need? Every episode you will come out to call CUT? Director: BMW! There are not much our funds, where is it to get it? Tang Yan: BMW, it is best to do tens of thousands. Director: Do $ 10,000? No, don't say BMW, PUMA can't afford it? Tang Yan: Ok, come again! ... White dragon: Oh, sorry, master, I eat your white horse, let me change a white horse ~~~~~~~ You go to take it? Tang Yan: Amitabha! (Tang Yan took out a sword from the body, to the heavenly finger) Tang Yan: Give me strength ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tang ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ Wukong: West Rui? Bailong: I am playing! (Bai Long shakes a change) Tang Yan: 子!
Director: Sorry, the fund is not enough, the next episode will change the horse. Bai Long: That is also a white, this black scorpion is damaged by my image! Tang Yan: Yes, who has seen Tang Ran rid of the scorpion? Director: You, make ahead, I invite today. Bai Long: Ok, just have it!
