I. Penguin meat
A person eats in a friend's house, ask a friend what meat is eating this meal? My friend said it was a penguin meat, and he cried. why?
Second. Jumping train
A person takes the train to neighboring the town to see a doctor, after reading, the disease is all right. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and this person committed suicide. why?
Third. Water grass
There is a male to go to the river, suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, the man hurriedly jumped into the water to find it, but did not find his girlfriend, he left here, passed A few years later, he returned. At this time, he saw a old man in fishing. But there was no water grass on the fish, he asked the old man why didn't get a little water, then the old man said: this The river never growing water. When I said, the man suddenly jumped into the water, suicide. why?
Four. The story of the funeral
There is a mother and daughter, the mother is dead, the sisters are going to participate in the funeral, and the sister met a very PP man in the funeral, and gave him a good time. But after the funeral, the man won't see it, and my sister couldn't find him. Later, after a month, my sister killed my sister. What is it?
Five. Half match
There is a person in the desert, the head is dead, and the side of the suitcase is scattered, and this person is tightly grabbed half a match, how is this person died?
Sixth wood
There are two gnomes in the circus, the blinds are more different than another gnome, the circus only needs a grouse, the gnome in the circus is of course, the more short. Two gnome decided to be more than anyone, the child is high To commit suicide, it is the day before it is more than one, the dwarf gnome is the short gnomes that have been killed at home. Only the wood made of furniture and full-scale wood filings in his home. Ask him why suicide?
Seven. Night knocking
One person lives in the hut on the top of the mountain, heard the knock in the middle of the night. He opened the door but no one, so he went to sleep, waited for a while and knocked the door, went to open the door, still no one, such as a few times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, and the police took the one of the top of the mountain. why?
Don't rush to see the following reply.
1 A: A few years ago, he and a friend went out and played to a island, there is no thing to eat.
Friends go out to find things, bring back to roast penguin, and hurt when you catch penguins on your legs. Friends refuse to eat penguins and starved. Now he eats real penguin meat, I know that my friend cut down the meat on my legs and baked him.
This story tells us: Sometimes the best friends will also lie.
2
A: Because he is optimistic about the eyes of the eyes, think that your eyes can see it. I couldn't get hit and committed suicide.
This story tells us that people with bad psychological qualities have passed the tunnel and should have a flash.
3 A: A few years ago, when he gave a girlfriend in the water, his leg was wounded by some things. Just a desperate, I finally broke away from those things. He thought that it was water grass. Now he finally understands, that is the hair of your girlfriend.
This story tells girls: When you walk by boyfriend, don't leave long hair.
4 A: Because if you die a person, you can hold a funeral. The PP man will come to the funeral, and the sister can see him again.
This story tells us: Long handsome people should not go to the funeral of others.
5
A: Several people are traveling, passing through the desert, the balloon is leaking, very dangerous. Everyone throws the bags, it can't. I have to throw a person. Everyone decides to take a few matches. Who pumped it half of the
Who lost anyone. Things is the case.
This story tells us: When the hot air balloon should be prepared in the pocket, a long match is prepared to prepare.
6
A: It is a piece of the feet of all the furniture of the dwarf gnome home. Dwarf gnome visible, a lot of furniture suddenly shorted, thinking that he was taller, thinking that the competitive advantage is lost, and there is no fall. From now on, his performance will not have a box office list. He will not be able to get on the best male protagonist. Everyone looked at his show that he was no longer excited; he also did not represent the society. The development requirements of advanced productive forces have no further representative of advanced culture, and then represent the fundamental interests of the most general people. He is desperate, so he committed suicide. This story tells us: When you think that you have recently work more efficient than others, the progress is faster than others, I have to figure out that my colleagues are not going to eat roast lambles, watch the fireworks conference.
Seduce
A: Because his door is on the edge of the cliff, that person is hard to climb up, his door opened, it was pushed. Such a few times, broke the valve and dead.
This story tells us: Even if you are absent, ask for saving, you should still start from the window.
