How to make the leader bow down? In fact, it is very simple, send a text message to him! :)
Two birds saw a hunter is aiming at them, one said: "You protect the scene, I went to the police!"
Men must repair: 8-year-old girl, you should tell her story to sleep, 18 years old, you have to tell her story to sleep and you sleep; 20 years old, you don't have to say automatic and you sleep; 38 years old, she will tell the story to sleep; 48 years old, tell stories to avoid her sleep!
Use the image to open your eyes, comfort your ears with music, thank you for your life with humor, use life to love people (c_chairman)
Psychological change, attitude is also changed; attitude change, behavior varies; behavioral change, habits change; habits, personality varies; humanity change, fate varies.
The full text of the Nobel Literature Awards in 2003 was as follows: He asked: "You promised to marry me?" "No." So he continued to live happily ...
Why is the teeth hurt? Why is radishes to be rotated? Why do women get pregnant? ...... There is only one answer: pull out late!
The kid, the Spring Festival is coming, why did you have not received your tribute ... Be careful to give you eunuch!
The difference between the 2nd floor and the 20th floor is: 2nd floor -! what! 20th floor - ah ...!
Love is enjoyable, marriage is enduring.
Ten men nine romance; ten women, only one can make men's romance.
When a man likes a woman, he will show the custom; when a woman knows that man likes himself, she will come true.
The three tragedy of life: the beauty will be old, love will be cold, the marriage will be old.
Smart woman's law: more men like you, the more you don't need you to make a decision; the fewer men like you, the more you need to get married early
The perfect wife is a woman who doesn't talk; the most perfect lover is a woman who does not need to meet meet.
The more you don't know a woman, the more you like that woman; the more you know the woman, you will like another woman.
The third party between the lover is another lover; the third party of the couple is TV.
If you want to listen to your words, you will go to love; if you want to listen to your truth, you will get married.
The man talks about ten love, it is considered a master of love; a woman talks about ten love is considered a fox.
The computer is a wonderful machine that can solve a variety of problems. But the computer will never replace the department staff unless they learn to chat.
Everyone should get married. After all, life is more than just happiness.
A successful entrepreneur told his child to say: "A successful person must have two necessary conditions for integrity and wisdom." Son: "What is integrity?" Father: "Integrity is to know that tomorrow is going to bankrupt, today The goods are sent to the hand of the customer. "Son:" What is wisdom? "Father:" Don't make this stupid !!! "
Saying Millennium Millennium, whether it is a male dog or a daughter, it is squatting. Until the Tang Dynasty, things have changed ... once, Tang Taizong Shang Huashan sacrifice, brought a pair of dogs, and the mid-to-half, the female dog suddenly urgently, run to a tree "solve", this disrespectful behavior Yu Emperor, Yu Emperor's Lisong hit a thunder, just hit it on the tree, the tree poured, and the mother dog was killed. When the male dog looks very scared, since then, the public dog will reach a foot every time you are urinating, you will reach a feet, drive your trees, so as to avoid the tree down to yourself ...
There is a lover in work, there is a lover in get off work, there is a good person, go home, there is a lover, hug it is a beautiful person, thinking is an Iraqi, Xiao Yan said that you are a bad person, the nephew said you can be people, this is a man! If you have a certain pig, I think you have a minimum of two points and it different: 1. You can eat than it; 2. It is smart than you.
Every day, I wish you a year in a year, warm with you every day, Peace Take every minute of your time, happy to spend every second in one point
Wrote, every day is the day. A cold and warm, a line; a sentence, one, a picture, a love, a love, a love, love.
If you like me, I will send a text message to me. If I think I will call me, if I love me, then keep silent!
You stand in the crowd, the long hair blowing by the soft wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, I have ever paid for a long time ... I can't help but say to you: "Hey, beauty, your wig is coming soon. ~~~ "
The wind flow is a handsome guy, and the one is a big brother, the taxi driver is the brother, watching the text message is PIG.
The four ideals of men, women's body should be well, long is better than yourself, smart, good, good filial piety
Fish said: I will open my eyes on the day, because I don't want you to leave when I am. Water said: I am flowing over the day, because I want to hug you at all times!
I think I am a dog, I am going to your door every day; I think I am a pig, accompany you to read the book every day; I think I am a sheep, accompany you to the cafeteria every day.
I wish you good health, dental dental light; happy every day, often abnormal; all the way, go down; all the way, halfway; smile often, laugh!
If you want to send you a rose, you will pay too expensive. I want to give you comfort, I haven't learned it, I want to give you a ring and still in the safe. I have to send you a text message, I hope that we will never blow.
The type of pig: raising at home is a pig, born in the mountain is a wild boar, reading this information is a stupid pig. If you laugh is a stupid pig, if you are angry is a stupid pig, you don't return the information is a dead pig!
You go out to do a police car, send it on time, three meals on time, the single suite service is thoughtful, professional suit you have a few sets, sleep in the evening, you can send you a silver handcuffs.
Dolphin wants to give an angel a kiss, but it is too high. Angel wants to give a kiss to the dolphin. Unfortunately, the sea is too deep, I want to give you a hug, but unfortunately, it is too far away, only send a text message tell you: "I am a message you!!!"
This guy is very smart, nothing left, only left a very gentle heart ...
I have reward you this life, I have been lonely for thousands of years ...
Water is clear, no fish; love is deep, no sound.
In addition to patriotism, I love you ~
Our money is only enough to buy a bowl. I want to let the other person to eat, let me let go, I have to say: "Dear, you will eat it first, you have done it!"
For you, I am already unconditional surrender, you will sign your love contract! Otherwise no one wants me! ! ! I am ready to happen, the obligation is doubled ... I think we must separate it immediately, if necessary, it is best to be separated from the ocean between us. However, but I am afraid that my heart will float in the sea to see you ...
If you think of you have a flower every time you have a flower, then I will always walk in the garden ...
Cry - because there is too much smile yesterday, pain - because of the happiness, hate you - because I know you still love you, laugh - because you can't miss you!
I met the cat diving, but I didn't encounter you. I met the dog in rock climbing, but I didn't encounter you. I have been floating in the summer, but I didn't encounter you. I have been blowing a typhoon in winter, but I didn't encounter you. I have learned a pig, but I didn't encounter you ... I have encountered all the incompetent, but I have never been ordinary :(
I thought that there was a better, anti-contraining, the best is, just like you. At first, the emergence of you is not yet, can I find that you are the best with time, you are bullied!
You are a pig, which advokes with the times: You represent advanced breeding technology, representing high-quality synthetic feed, representing the high level of development of Chinese meat supply! So you are the "three representatives" pigs, you are the most revolutionary pig! !
People are really tired, standing, I want to sleep, take the car to queue, work special exhaustion ... Hey, these don't matter, I can't stand it, even if I have a SMS, I have to charge the pig!
When you are empty, the pencil may be your best play. You can cut it with a knife, cut it ... you can vent it ... You can also vent it, whispered: "I kill the pen, I kill the pen, I kill the pen ..." (Kill pen = silly B! )
Just called you, the results said: "The user is baked, please call again." Waited for a while, I will call you again, the privilege says: "The user has already rushed the service area, so Unable to connect! "
Looking for pigs: I lost a purebred small white pig, characteristics: smart, understand people, with a mobile phone with a mobile phone and will check the short message. After reading the information, I will pay the owner to the information! The owner now wants you!
The fate is the continuation of the end of the past, the fate is the vow until the birth of this reincarnation, the fate is the happiness agreement you have ever said, the fate is a beautiful dream that can meet when he is a person, and the feces is the monkey pull.
When the cold wind is blown up, I feel that the spring is quiet. At this moment, everything is likely to forget, but only can't forget to say to a good friend: "Spring breeze, pay attention to the body, don't come back, you are sinned!"
Brain tendeng, please answer Quickly answer: Akeno base, go to the mountain to cut the firewood, encounter a bubble, Methyl Bine did not eat, let who eat?
I have never dare to face you: I like you, I have a secret love for a long time ... Please tell these two girls to the girl next to it? :)
Red sun blue sky, farmers have to look at ***, excitedly rush into the cinema, and the angry yell shook the sky. The village headbands came to ask, the peasants said: "Watch the people of the SMS do not starring, killing us, don't give money!"
Global Counter-War Declaration: Don't fight for sports, you want to be a natural disasters, you have to be a shot of the rain, you have to squat on the battlefield! Psychological test: If you are running with the tiger, you want: 1. You run fast than the tiger; 2. Run the first 3. Tiger is more fast than you ...
