1, the two bowls do not want to have a bowl, so I decided to use the guessing method to win, who lost anything. But the wife is better, and I will always shoot when I have a punch. I will not reveal her trick. I only look for a gap (or looked at the money) bowl when I washing. One or two, the plate Three times, she no longer lets me bow, but I have to be responsible for pouring garbage. Deuce 2, I have made breakfast, I have a bad habit of my wife, so I often have breakfast to go straight after getting up. In order to cultivate his wife's good product to make breakfast, I woke up in the morning, I will be very cool in the stomach to accumulate overnight in my stomach, and I have a blind color. I am, naturally, I will rely on a while, and then get up with an accident. Win 3, shopping is most afraid to go shopping with his wife, she will dragging you everywhere, but nothing is not bought. "Husband, I don't look good for this yellow?" "Well, not bad" "What is the red?" "Beautiful!" "Is it better?" "It's also beautiful." "How do you say good?" How is the truth? "" "" "Hey ... wife, tell the truth, you should pick the big one, you seem to be fat ..." Wife Tiger stared at me, here , Don't want me to go shopping with her. Win 4, when you are angry, I will refuse to speaking with me, I will rent a horror film, waiting for the wife to fall asleep, see the thrilling place, and quickly push the wife, play the horror episode (she doesn't look It doesn't matter, the sound is good, you can also scare the people), every time the wife is scared, the limbs are chaotic, and they will be sent to hug, take the initiative, oh. . . . . . . . . Win 5, 啃 鸡 爪 爪 爱 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 如 如 如 如 如 一 一 一 一 一 一 啃 视 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃 啃My wife glanced, I said: "Wife, eat more ... I am not afraid of fat ..." "XXX, I see your worship doesn't want to eat meat!" I gave me my head, two The legs have been soft, and they have been aware of a week of green vegetables because they have a little fat. Lost 6, Valentine's Day I always feel that the Chinese have no need to pass the foreigners, but the wife is particularly particularly particularly paying attention to the foreign emotions of this class. On February 14th, there is no intentional one by one to side attack: "Husband, No. 12 today? "Husband, now the hotel on the street seems to have special programs." Calling his wife at noon at Valentine's Day, telling her that you don't have to go home in the evening, go outside to eat, happy, the palm of the phone Strip. After picking her up at night, I directly drag all the way to the side of the shop, spend 8 yuan, was taken by the sea, all the way without words, when she saw the rose on the table, they were once again treated again. This fist is very light. DEUCE 7, most women who smoke hate men smoking habits, wife is no exception, first is a good fortune, and then smuggled in the cigarette in the home, and finally in the control of the Internet, she lying in bed, I intend to be on the bedside I like the soul to walk. "Husband, what are you doing?" "Oh, okay, I turn, you sleep first."
