1, go home on the weekend, after dinner, the addendal addict, plan to take a walk. When you shine at the door, Dad asked me to do it? I said, "Go to the smoke!" The result of the father and found a bag of Baisha from me. 2, after coming from my mother, I went to my wife. After seeing my wife, I used to call: "Mom!" 3, go to work in the morning, I found that the bicycle didn't be angry, so I wanted to be able to push it outside the door. As a result, I said: "Push my tires." Mom was confused, I smiled and quickly changed, the result is also said: "Help my car told!" 4, once I drive, sitting on my female colleague Q: "How do you drive a safe case?" 5, once in the toilet, no paper. Just said to my wife: "Take the butt of paper!" 6, a girl lost love, I advised her: "The two legs are not looking for, and the three legs have some people!" 7, two people fight mouth, Suddenly, one was taken out: "You are really full of things!" 8, colleagues and people dispute, anxious to open the sentence: "Do you think I have grown up?" I have been wondering him. " What to eat in the end. 9, the computer class, the machine has a problem with the machine, so she shouted; "boss, change the machine!" 10, watch the post while eating, Edison classic to listen, laugh at her, so she said to me : "After eating, look at it, otherwise the brain is indigestion!" 11, once asked a myopia, how many people eyes, he wants to say 400 degrees, the result is 400 watts, the stomach is dying! " 12, the leaders of the Education Bureau inspected the class, after the end, this should be announced by the physical education teacher, but in a hurry, forget, she took a long time, shouting: "Retreat!" 13, a physical education student At the internship class, many teachers were too nervous. In the end, they were going to disband the team. When the team was blank, they had a sentence: "All pay attention, positive! Flash !!" 14, a group of students to go to the suburban students to play. We bought a few watermelons in the kitchen. Calling a classmate to take the knife, I haven't seen it for a long time, I am dying, he holds a cut-in-law in his hand, panicked: I cut the pumpkin.
